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i'm sitting with a blank birthday card for my dad here. usually i can think of something funny and nice to put in cards for my family. like for example on mother's day i got Ma a card which said 'two mums are better than one!' on the front, for a gay couple, and on the inside i wrote 'but you take what you can get'. we all had a good laugh, then spent some quality family time. but it's always tough to think of something that an old timer like my Pa would enjoy. what are some great birthday card messages you've seen for pops
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# ? Jun 25, 2024 07:02 |
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"I haven't told my therapist the worst of it, happy birthday Dad"
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Can we get a kind of resume of his work? It seems, so far, all he did is make you, which is not great
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"The greatest gift I could give you would be emancipation. PS can I borrow some money for a lawyer"
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Happy Birthday Dad, Don't you think you've had enough birthdays by now?
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"Dad, you've always meant so much to me. Which is why I so aggressively search for so many of your traits in my sexual partners. Anyways happy birthday."
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"Dad, for your birthday I thought I'd tell you you deserve a day off. I just can't figure out from what."
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Keep it simple, op. "im gay"
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Thanks for impregnating your lover, my mother. With out that one gently caress I would not be here. Hope it wasnt some rando one when you were just drunk as gently caress both ramming, and was a considerate one hoping for the impregnation of her eggs with purpose, love, and the creation of me.
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these are all great ideas. i might take them all.Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Thanks for impregnating your lover, my mother. With out that one gently caress I would not be here. Hope it wasnt some rando one when you were just drunk as gently caress both ramming, and was a considerate one hoping for the impregnation of her eggs with purpose, love, and the creation of me. a simple guy like my dad would definitely get a big kick out of this.
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"Happy birthday Dad. They say the greatest gift of all is love. I'm sorry things are tight this year."
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"When you die the greeting card industry dies with you, old man."
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Happy X years from this loving burden
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"FOR <your age here> YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING, 'WHO IS MY GAY SON' [...]"
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Youre X years old, and you didn't drown me in the bath. Your gently caress up, old man.
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Thanks for spoogin' up that vag all those years ago, I'm mostly ok with the results.
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hosed Mum Got Me.
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I like the CONGRATULATIONS ON ANOTHER YEAR OF NOT BEING DEAD variety. Preferably with a skeleton somewhere. Be sure to put a skeleton on your card, OP. They are always a hit.
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"I know what you did"
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"Is your life insurance paid? Don't want to waste my time wishing you Happy Birthday otherwise"
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happy birthday. you will be quickly forgotten when you pass.
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Your barbecue is weak and you can't widdle for poo poo
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Oh yeah? *widdles all over the carpet, walls, and ceiling*
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I'm one year closer to looking like you. Thankfully I have antidepressants.
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"Thanks for having a weak pullout game!"
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gently caress you i hope you die.
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Happy birthday motherfucker
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I appreciate your patience in not smothering me as a baby.
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dad gay so what
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gbs but from 2004 posted:dad gay so what "Father, I have heard your declaration of homosexuality and I wanted to affirm that my love for you remains unchanged"
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Congratulations on being one year closer to death!
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“Happy birthday from your ’chip off the ol’ block’” and stick a dick pic in there.
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I didn't know which nursing home to send this to.
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Have you considered sending an e-card, op? It's like a traditional card but it's electronic which means you can add flaming skull gifs and stuff, and it won't cost you a penny. It's the brand new technology all the kids are using these days and you should check it out!
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how can i best express my love to my father? better ask the goons!
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"my katana has tasted the wind and cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood."
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It's weird how many of these 'happy birthday' messages read as if they're birthday messages for the person sending it rather than the dad. "Thanks for birthing me" "thanks for loving Mom" etc.
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I preferred other dad that was always here when you were working.
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Mom filled me in on everything. You’ll always be dad to me regardless. Happy birthday “dad”.
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# ? Jun 25, 2024 07:02 |
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You can't go wrong with a simple "Happy birthday Dad... I love you heaps."
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