Working in a ghost kitchen

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Escape From Noise

Boss keeps hinting I won't get a promotion until I die...

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# ? May 9, 2024 13:04

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 21:16

baka of lathspell

its all smiles... i mean frights at Spooky Joe's Kitchen of the Dead, where we serve you only the most haunted poo poo. Your dinner plate floating itself over to your table? You haven't seen anything yet... you've still gotta eat it. Try not to notice that everyone eating here is a werewolf. Being tipped is our ghost waiter's only requisite for passing into the beyond & thereafter. Don't tip that lazy SOB i can still get more work out of him. eat here today!

*commercial has just finished playing on a tv in front of Spooky Joe and his marketing manager who is a mummy.*

well, sure is a good thing Stanley's a ghost so nothing bad happens if he hangs around in this world forever.

shut up bandages, i'm not paying you to talk. now where's my mocha

but the ad, boss?

Run it on every drat station

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# ? May 9, 2024 13:40

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Look out, it's the healthin' spectre!

# ? May 9, 2024 14:27

Escape From Noise

baka of lathspell posted:

its all smiles... i mean frights at Spooky Joe's Kitchen of the Dead, where we serve you only the most haunted poo poo. Your dinner plate floating itself over to your table? You haven't seen anything yet... you've still gotta eat it. Try not to notice that everyone eating here is a werewolf. Being tipped is our ghost waiter's only requisite for passing into the beyond & thereafter. Don't tip that lazy SOB i can still get more work out of him. eat here today!

*commercial has just finished playing on a tv in front of Spooky Joe and his marketing manager who is a mummy.*

well, sure is a good thing Stanley's a ghost so nothing bad happens if he hangs around in this world forever.

shut up bandages, i'm not paying you to talk. now where's my mocha

but the ad, boss?

Run it on every drat station

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 9, 2024 14:37