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tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I like that they pantsed Sheamus like the pasty nerd he is

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Don't you dare tell Dean Batman isn't real Kurt!! :mad:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Why would Batman be at Disney World Dean? You idiot. You slimeball.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
"You have to find real people!" s'serious

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OH gently caress NOBODY IS READY!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ASUKA!!!!!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Gonna be Cena and Roman

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Asuka!!!

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
ASUKA

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA










suka

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it
Please let Asuka kill everyone

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Raw is going to ruin her.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

nooooooo alexa, transfer to smackdown before its too late, nooooooooooo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I want Alexa's No Mercy ad to suddenly see all the faux-Alexa's turn into Asuka masks.

Give me a modern day version of The Night of 1000 Stings!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Coming Soon, Asukalina.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Can't wait for Asuka to get the comedy foreigner gimmick

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Awwwww girl team Master Blaster.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Rhonne posted:

Raw is going to ruin her.

No that's SmackDown now.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Asuka is coming motherfuckers

:getin:

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
COMING SOON BABY, NOBODY'S READY, APPARENTLY NIA AND ALEXA ARE GOOD NOW

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
But they ARE best friends

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
How did Kurt get Asuka? Because Shane and Daniel have demonstrably been idiots when it comes to just handing Raw great talent.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
She wore your sweater and stretched it all out Alexa!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

RAWSUKA

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Does Raw have any healthy face women other than Sasha right now?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

Can't wait for Asuka to get the comedy foreigner gimmick

Asuka gonna be cheerfully murdering people after hearing the news, and Vince will hurriedly change the booking, never knowing that she would have been cheerfully murdering those people regardless.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Writer Cath posted:

How did Kurt get Asuka? Because Shane and Daniel have demonstrably been idiots when it comes to just handing Raw great talent.

they can both unhinge their jaw and speak in the machine language of murder by submission

Calax
Oct 5, 2011

Did anyone else hear the "AWWWWW SHEEEEIIIITTTT" that was JUST audible at the end of the Promo?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Intruder posted:

Can't wait for Asuka to get the comedy foreigner gimmick

Auska's peculiar affinity for tentacles is going to be a major part of her Raw debut because Vince just found out about hentai.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Elias! Next! *goes to commercials against Monday Night Football*

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Jiro posted:

Auska's peculiar affinity for tentacles is going to be a major part of her Raw debut because Vince just found out about hentai.

Oh god the anime signs were plants to get us used to it and soften the landing

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Smackdown needed Asuka more...

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Big Queefy posted:

Smackdown needed Asuka more...

Smackdown needs to actually do something with Charlotte and Becky before getting even more women.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I wanna Walk With Elias

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Jiro posted:

Auska's peculiar affinity for tentacles is going to be a major part of her Raw debut because Vince just found out about hentai.

I can picture Vince as your friend in high school who just saw Ninja Scroll.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Smackdown needs to actually do something with Charlotte and Becky before getting even more women.

Charlotte and Becky are on Smackdown?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Big Queefy posted:

Smackdown needed Asuka more...

The only reason I'd want to see Asuka on Smackdown right now would be to feud with Becky, who is being sorely underused.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Elias should join the Wyatt family and announce it by playing the riff from Bray's theme

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
9/11 was an inside job
9/11 was an inside job

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Did they get rid of his last name because he has a lisp and there were too many S-es?

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

HitTheTargets posted:

I can picture Vince as your friend in school who just saw Ninja Scroll.

You will not believe where he snake came out from that tattooed chick! :flashfap:

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