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Manifisto

Hugh Malone posted:

E: Manifisto! Please share the sauer cream proportion... I'm guessing add kraut to cream til it looks right?

(1) begin with pierogies. this step is not optional.
(2) dip the first pierogie in sour cream and take a bite. good, right? gently caress yeah.
(3) now dip a pierogie in sauerkraut and apply to mouth. holy poo poo that's good too.
(4) for the next pierogie, apply both sour cream and sauerkraut. we are approaching culinary satori.
(5) what was the ratio of sour cream and sauerkraut you used for that bite? that is the right proportion for your sauer cream.
(6) now try a different ratio. that is also the right proportion.
(7) continue until you run out of something.

ty nesamdoom!

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Manifisto posted:

(1) begin with pierogies. this step is not optional.
(2) dip the first pierogie in sour cream and take a bite. good, right? gently caress yeah.
(3) now dip a pierogie in sauerkraut and apply to mouth. holy poo poo that's good too.
(4) for the next pierogie, apply both sour cream and sauerkraut. we are approaching culinary satori.
(5) what was the ratio of sour cream and sauerkraut you used for that bite? that is the right proportion for your sauer cream.
(6) now try a different ratio. that is also the right proportion.
(7) continue until you run out of something.

Also, good evening byob.
:beerpal:

Barking Gecko fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Nov 19, 2017

# ? Nov 19, 2017 01:49

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Manifisto posted:

(1) begin with pierogies. this step is not optional.
(2) dip the first pierogie in sour cream and take a bite. good, right? gently caress yeah.
(3) now dip a pierogie in sauerkraut and apply to mouth. holy poo poo that's good too.
(4) for the next pierogie, apply both sour cream and sauerkraut. we are approaching culinary satori.
(5) what was the ratio of sour cream and sauerkraut you used for that bite? that is the right proportion for your sauer cream.
(6) now try a different ratio. that is also the right proportion.
(7) continue until you run out of something.

(8) continue until you run out of everything

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# ? Nov 19, 2017 01:54

alnilam

im runk

# ? Nov 19, 2017 02:24

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

alnilam posted:

im runk

come drink mead, i just racked several gallons

tomorrow i buy a buncha honey to start a quince mead

:beerpal:

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# ? Nov 19, 2017 02:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

im runk

hi runk im dad

# ? Nov 19, 2017 02:47

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

come drink mead, i just racked several gallons

tomorrow i buy a buncha honey to start a quince mead

A friend of mine's housemate made some once and it was really good.

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# ? Nov 19, 2017 03:08

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

drilldo squirt posted:

A friend of mine's housemate made some once and it was really good.

it's fun to brew and then get ripped on yer own hooch

also my partner doesn't believe me that the line in "our father" is "hallowed be thy tane" and told me to go back to fyad bible school

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# ? Nov 19, 2017 03:14

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

TANE

# ? Nov 19, 2017 03:15

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Olive! posted:

TANE

amen

you've done good work with the post-its, friend

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# ? Nov 19, 2017 03:49

Robot Made of Meat

Manifisto posted:

(1) begin with pierogies. this step is not optional.
(2) dip the first pierogie in sour cream and take a bite. good, right? gently caress yeah.
(3) now dip a pierogie in sauerkraut and apply to mouth. holy poo poo that's good too.
(4) for the next pierogie, apply both sour cream and sauerkraut. we are approaching culinary satori.
(5) what was the ratio of sour cream and sauerkraut you used for that bite? that is the right proportion for your sauer cream.
(6) now try a different ratio. that is also the right proportion.
(7) continue until you run out of something.

I would run out of everything before I even started.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Nov 19, 2017 04:28

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Hi byob...

_{Thanks to HotSoapyBeard for the sig image!}

# ? Nov 19, 2017 07:10

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Hail, friend.

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# ? Nov 19, 2017 07:11

City of Glompton

hello

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Nov 19, 2017 07:12

punchymcpunch

was beans baxter really into beans? or did he fart a lot? or was he from boston?

# ? Nov 19, 2017 07:26

sb hermit

Olive! posted:

Hi byob...

Hello Olive! !

# ? Nov 19, 2017 08:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

hello everyone. i hope you all have a nice weekend, and i'm driving to my mom's house tomorrow. well, starting the drive; it's a big one.

here's a nice song by tiny victories. i like it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M43Uki0TRfs

okay thanks, goodnight.

# ? Nov 19, 2017 08:17

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

I like you guys. have fun hamjobs!

# ? Nov 19, 2017 09:00

Twenty Four

Olive! posted:

I like you guys. have fun hamjobs!

# ? Nov 19, 2017 11:07

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punchymcpunch posted:

was beans baxter really into beans? or did he fart a lot? or was he from boston?

you bet!

also

S U N D A Y ! S U N D A Y ! ! S U N D A Y ! ! !

# ? Nov 19, 2017 19:49

Manifisto

hi everyone, also hello

hope your sunday is going well

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 19, 2017 19:57

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Manifisto posted:

hi everyone, also hello

hope your sunday is going well

Hello and yip and likewise, helping out over at mom's and then going to see blade running time 2,049 minutes tonight with some frans

# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:38

Manifisto

Hugh Malone posted:

Hello and yip and likewise, helping out over at mom's and then going to see blade running time 2,049 minutes tonight with some frans

it is a good blade running time I think, enjoy

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:42

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

you: preparing to cook a turkey this thursday, probably
me: has already cooked and eaten turkey, and is currently making stock from its carcass

_{Thanks to HotSoapyBeard for the sig image!}

# ? Nov 20, 2017 08:19

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I'm paying 5 dollars for some guy to bring me fast food because I'm to high to get up. Ask me anything.

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# ? Nov 20, 2017 09:21

punchymcpunch

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm paying 5 dollars for some guy to bring me fast food because I'm to high to get up. Ask me anything.

sup

# ? Nov 20, 2017 09:26

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm paying 5 dollars for some guy to bring me fast food because I'm to high to get up. Ask me anything.

what is, in your opinion, the difference between a monkey and a very hairy baby

# ? Nov 20, 2017 09:33

TOOT BOOT

Olive! posted:

what is, in your opinion, the difference between a monkey and a very hairy baby

Nothing I've adopted a monkey and I'm raising him as my son, to inherit all of my worldly possessions and titles

# ? Nov 20, 2017 10:02

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Olive! posted:

what is, in your opinion, the difference between a monkey and a very hairy baby

Monkey's are huge assholes. Babies are just freaking dumb.

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# ? Nov 20, 2017 10:19

3dou: The best kind of sex is VHS.

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm paying 5 dollars for some guy to bring me fast food because I'm to high to get up. Ask me anything.

What'd you end up getting?
Also was $5 enough?

# ? Nov 20, 2017 11:18

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drilldo squirt posted:

Monkey's are huge assholes. Babies are just freaking dumb.

countrerpoint

https://i.imgur.com/dP22ZGU.mp4

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# ? Nov 20, 2017 12:31

sockingtonsworth

so far some great counterpoints

# ? Nov 20, 2017 14:47

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sleight of hand vs monkeys ii: the sleightening

# ? Nov 20, 2017 15:36

punchymcpunch

prestidigistigictistigitation

# ? Nov 20, 2017 15:50

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there is this place in the netherlands, apenheul, where there are bunch of free range monkeys and apes. youre not allowed to bring small objects inside because some cheeky monkey will steal it

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# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:24

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as the page says;

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# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:27

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you could definitely teach a monkey to smoke weed

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# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:28

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Nosfereefer posted:

you could definitely teach a monkey to smoke weed

I did a google and it was a good google

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb08EUtRsRY

quote:

VIDEO RECORDED IN THE ZOO....TEXAS USA.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:51

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byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Nosfereefer posted:

you could definitely teach a monkey to smoke weed

b e e p

i have :smugdog:

# ? Nov 20, 2017 20:33

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