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Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
I keep saying that we should all tweet at him "your hands are too small to chop your own dick off on tv"

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Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Like any other idiot I'd dial it back but trump is just that loving stupid

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
And ps gently caress republicans

people will know it's awful if they see it!

How does the Nazi squad even defend the constant smoke and mirrors, lol

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Jukebox Hero posted:

And ps gently caress republicans

people will know it's awful if they see it!

How does the Nazi squad even defend the constant smoke and mirrors, lol

"We aren't stupid," said one of the aides.


Hmm maybe this will work

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Donny was bad, even as a child everybody could tell,
Everyone said, "If you campaign like this
you're surely bound to fail."

But Donny didn't care,
He was elected President at 70 years old,
He didn't want to do what he was told
Just a prankster, juvenile gangster.
His parents didn't understand,
They bailed him out legal trouble at an early age,
Just because he didn't want to learn things
He had other interests
He liked to burn things!

The lady down the block,
She was a total 10 that Donny wanted oh so bad,
So he made a move first chance he had.
Then he grabbed her by the leg,
this is what she said
"Only a lad. You really can't blame him."
"Only a lad. Society made him."
"Only a lad. He's our responsibility."
Oh, oh, oohh oh oh oh
"Only a lad. He really couldn't help it."
"Only a lad. He didn't want to do it."
"Only a lad. He's underprivileged and abused."
Perhaps a little bit confused?

Oh oh ohhh, oohhh oh oh ohh whoa whoa whoa
Oh oh ohhh, oohhh oh oh ohh whoa whoa whoa

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

The weird thing is that there are fewer nazis than you would expect (they desperately pretend they have bigger numbers) but most of the noise is from awkward teenagers who would instantly change their views once given a slap


It's a coincidence that this is all happening once the greatest generation started leaving this earth

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Nazi scum!!!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Jel Shaker posted:

The weird thing is that there are fewer nazis than you would expect (they desperately pretend they have bigger numbers) but most of the noise is from awkward teenagers who would instantly change their views once given a slap


It's a coincidence that this is all happening once the greatest generation started leaving this earth

"Creating the internet is a fantastic idea, everyone will be given a voice and soapbox ,what could go wrong"

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

Jestery posted:

"Creating the internet is a fantastic idea, everyone will be given a voice and soapbox ,what could go wrong"

Everyone gets a soapbox, that's called communism, which is good, to say otherwise is elitism.

Telephones fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Jun 13, 2017

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Telephones posted:

Everyone gets a soapbox, that's called communism, which is good, to say otherwise is elitism.

:thejoke:

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Avirosb posted:

Donny was bad, even as a child everybody could tell,
Everyone said, "If you campaign like this
you're surely bound to fail."

But Donny didn't care,
He was elected President at 70 years old,
He didn't want to do what he was told
Just a prankster, juvenile gangster.
His parents didn't understand,
They bailed him out legal trouble at an early age,
Just because he didn't want to learn things
He had other interests
He liked to burn things!

The lady down the block,
She was a total 10 that Donny wanted oh so bad,
So he made a move first chance he had.
Then he grabbed her by the leg,
this is what she said
"Only a lad. You really can't blame him."
"Only a lad. Society made him."
"Only a lad. He's our responsibility."
Oh, oh, oohh oh oh oh
"Only a lad. He really couldn't help it."
"Only a lad. He didn't want to do it."
"Only a lad. He's underprivileged and abused."
Perhaps a little bit confused?

Oh oh ohhh, oohhh oh oh ohh whoa whoa whoa
Oh oh ohhh, oohhh oh oh ohh whoa whoa whoa

:hmbol:

Now do Private Life, but it's about Melania before she and Barron the fidget expert moved to DC.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
So what would happen if Trump's whole campaign had colluded with Russians to win? Would it legitimize the entire Trump admin? Would there be another snap election or something?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Teikanmi posted:

So what would happen if Trump's whole campaign had colluded with Russians to win? Would it legitimize the entire Trump admin? Would there be another snap election or something?

I think you know nothing will happen. There will be tons of media coverage and calls for impeachment/hanging for treason/etc but nothing will ever come of it, because nothing matters.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Teikanmi posted:

So what would happen if Trump's whole campaign had colluded with Russians to win? Would it legitimize the entire Trump admin? Would there be another snap election or something?

If there is a HD video of Putin handing Trump a laundry bag with money and a dollar sign on it and Trump saying in return he will destroy America from within and then both show their passports and a recent edition of a local newspaper into the camera, Congress might consider starting an impeachment process, although it's not likely. If his entire team is peached, Paul Ryan will become president.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

If there is a HD video of Putin handing Trump a laundry bag with money and a dollar sign on it and Trump saying in return he will destroy America from within and then both show their passports and a recent edition of a local newspaper into the camera,
Congress might consider starting an impeachment process, although it's not likely. If his entire team is peached, Paul Ryan will become president.

So basically, Congress wants Ryan to be president even less than the Donald.

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

I can't believe Donny T. thought that cabinet-meeting would make him look good.

Like, in his mind this would somehow give him the adulation he deserves.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Pondex posted:

I can't believe Donny T. thought that cabinet-meeting would make him look good.

Like, in his mind this would somehow give him the adulation he deserves.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/874578159676665857

I choose to believe that “S.C.“ stands for “sad cucks“

Mickey Mental
May 18, 2008

Rush Limbaugh posted:

What they’re trying to do in this cartoon on CNN is say that Trump was demanding that the cabinet members pledge loyalty to him. Trump created this whole meeting today, and it’s fake and phony. What CNN is trying to say here is that these cabinet members were forced to swear allegiance to Trump.


As long as it let's you hold on to the 36 percenters, who gives a poo poo?

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Telephones posted:

Everyone gets a soapbox, that's called communism, which is good, to say otherwise is elitism.

communism is bad until you're space faring and then it's space communism which definitely rules

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

System Metternich posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/874578159676665857

I choose to believe that “S.C.“ stands for “sad cucks“

Probably Supreme Court. It's the new "We."

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





There's probably a rally in South Carolina.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
lol your country terminally stupid and irrevocably hosed

akiyba
Jan 28, 2009

System Metternich posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/874578159676665857

I choose to believe that “S.C.“ stands for “sad cucks“

Man involved in thousands of lawsuits not a fan of Judicial branch.

Man with no intelligence not a fan of the Intelligence Community.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...-agenda-hate%2F

Someone needs a safe space

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
feels good that the media can rile up the president like this. they must be doing something right

i mean, america is this close to being a banana republic right now

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Critical bumbu levels

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/drpiotrowski/status/874535449838014464

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

Not even gonna refer to something specific this time? C'mon Two Scoops, you can do better buddy!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Butterfly Valley posted:

lol your country terminally stupid and irrevocably hosed

The US kinda have actual checks and balances and strong institutions it seems. Too bad the population itself has a dangerous amount of retards

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Unfinish3d posted:

"The part of the book that caused the most controversy concerns Trump’s divorce from his first wife, Ivana. Hurt obtained a copy of her sworn divorce deposition, from 1990, in which she stated that, the previous year, her husband had raped her in a fit of rage. In Hurt’s account, Trump was furious that a “scalp reduction” operation he’d undergone to eliminate a bald spot had been unexpectedly painful. Ivana had recommended the plastic surgeon. In retaliation, Hurt wrote, Trump yanked out a handful of his wife’s hair, and then forced himself on her sexually. Afterward, according to the book, she spent the night locked in a bedroom, crying; in the morning, Trump asked her, “with menacing casualness, ‘Does it hurt?’ ” Trump has denied both the rape allegation and the suggestion that he had a scalp-reduction procedure. Hurt said that the incident, which is detailed in Ivana’s deposition, was confirmed by two of her friends."

Pardon me while I go drink myself to death because this man is the president of the united states

Meanwhile, all the men supporting Trump nod their heads and think to themselves in secret, "finally, a President who truly understands and agrees with me."

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

System Metternich posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/874578159676665857

I choose to believe that “S.C.“ stands for “sad cucks“

He just can't figure out that it's his constant tweeting that's torpedoing the whole thing. :downs:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Jesus Christ posted:

this is are predisent



goodness gracious me

yellowD
Mar 7, 2007

https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-06-13/russian-breach-of-39-states-threatens-future-u-s-elections

so we live in a world where the crazy people on twitter were right

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


At what point does Twitter step in and shut this guy up?

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
lol Twitter will never ban Trump.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

mono posted:

At what point does Twitter step in and shut this guy up?

Right after they deal with all the existing trash talk about movies, video games and extremist groups.

It's twitter. Were you expecting reasoned discourse?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Twitter doesn't even use captchas for new account signups. They give zero fucks.

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.

bloom posted:

He just can't figure out that it's his constant tweeting that's torpedoing the whole thing. :downs:

"Why does everyone think I'm irresponsible?" He thought to himself as he stuck a fork in an electric socket.

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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




haljordan posted:

Twitter doesn't even use captchas for new account signups. They give zero fucks.

their entire business model is 'only game in town'

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