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Songbearer posted:If you don't feed the Tesla a small child every 30 minutes it shuts down and bursts into flames like you're getting Daytona checkpoints ugh.... so tired of hearing people complain about this. It's a known issue, guys! Elon is probably looking into it as we speak.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:ugh.... so tired of hearing people complain about this. It's a known issue, guys! Elon is probably looking into it as we speak. nah, this only rated as concerning. no look into it was issued, sorry
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one of my faves. filmed in himeji castle. should get a pass cuz absolutely no one in japan cares and it was completely absurd, but yellow face ain't great regardless
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Jan 20, 2023 05:19
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Azhais posted:That mine is a bigger non-story than hunter's laptop No one really cares about the mine itself, it's representative of the fact that Elon Musk was born wealthy. hth
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QuarkJets posted:No one really cares about the mine itself, it's representative of the fact that Elon Musk was born wealthy. hth What, a mine that snopes, reuters, etc can't even find solid evidence existed? Or even the thin evidence of "he paid $50k for a share of a mine in 86 that collapsed in 89"? It's hilarious how that's blown up to "Errol 'DeBeers' Musk"
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QuarkJets posted:No one really cares about the mine itself, it's representative of the fact that Elon Musk was born wealthy. hth Born wealthy with tentative connections to something really loving shady. "Aparthide emerald mine" is just a way to call Elon a rich scumbag with a bit of artistic flourish.
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Azhais posted:What, a mine that snopes, reuters, etc can't even find solid evidence existed? Or even the thin evidence of "he paid $50k for a share of a mine in 86 that collapsed in 89"? Wow, so the only interesting and slightly colourful aspect of Elon's upbringing is complete bullshit? He really is just some otherwise boring rich rear end in a top hat with parental issues, huh? 
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I think it would be a good and humbling experience if Elon stepped into a real mine Sorry, onto
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Azhais posted:What, a mine that snopes, reuters, etc can't even find solid evidence existed? Or even the thin evidence of "he paid $50k for a share of a mine in 86 that collapsed in 89"? None of those details matter to anyone, not even a little bit. No one cares, a huge Rolling Stone article could be released tomorrow headlined "Elon Musk emerald mine never existed" and it would change nothing.
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Jan 20, 2023 07:23
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Azhais posted:What, a mine that snopes, reuters, etc can't even find solid evidence existed? Or even the thin evidence of "he paid $50k for a share of a mine in 86 that collapsed in 89"? Model 3 or Y? How many kids have you run over beta testing fsd?
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Azhais posted:What, a mine that snopes, reuters, etc can't even find solid evidence existed? Or even the thin evidence of "he paid $50k for a share of a mine in 86 that collapsed in 89"? who cares if it is real or not, the funny thing is that musk was the one claiming to have had a family emerald mine that he's now denying
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Jan 20, 2023 07:34
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QuarkJets posted:No one really cares about the mine itself, it's representative of the fact that Elon Musk was born wealthy. hth also it's funny that he was bragging about it and now is pretending that the sensationalist media made it up like even if it somehow turns out to be fake, that means elon made up being a blood emerald heir for clout, lmao
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the hunter laptop is a particularly bad comparison too because the only effect that had was to make the world aware that hunter has a massive cock, whereas elon just convinced the world that his family are people who own a blood-mine
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Esplanade posted:...when your Apartheid mine mogul dad is a better person than you are. I think what really sticks with me from the Nytimes article about bazingas slamming their cars into barriers as a real life Twitter like was Tesla cars instaneously being more deadly in lower income neighborhoods. The Apartheid Ride
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Esplanade posted:...when your Apartheid mine mogul dad is a better person than you are. I wouldn't go that far. https://www.lyricsstory.net/elon-musk-dad-married-step-sister/
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Jan 20, 2023 12:36
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Songbearer posted:I think it would be a good and humbling experience if Elon stepped into a real mine Cue up the Zoolander montage. Only he walks into the mine holding a sink (still dressed in black face though).
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Jan 20, 2023 12:51
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the elon musk center for cars who can't drive good
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Pf. Hikikomoriarty posted:the elon musk center for cars who can't drive good
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*Throws wi-fi router off table* What is this, a server block for ants?
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Pf. Hikikomoriarty posted:the elon musk center for cars who can't drive good
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Pf. Hikikomoriarty posted:the elon musk center for cars who can't drive good
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Might I suggest;Pf. Hikikomoriarty posted:the elon musk thread for cars who can't drive good
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lmao Andrew Tate detained till 27th Feb now
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Jan 20, 2023 14:15
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they took his money and guns along with the house and cars so he has nothing to bribe anyone with lol
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Tai posted:lmao Andrew Tate detained till 27th Feb now Got owned so hard by Greta he needs protective cuckstody.
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Pf. Hikikomoriarty posted:the elon musk center for cars who can't drive good
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Tai posted:lmao Andrew Tate detained till 27th Feb now That's how long he's gonna train to perfect his dragon punch
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it's pretty awesome that every 30 days Andrew Taint has to go through a custody hearing to be told he can go gently caress himself lmao
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Wait are we doubting the emerald story that Musk himself told as a defense of him Musk fans are loving weird
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Maybe he just bought cheap loose emeralds to try to impress folks. I have one that's like 11 dollars. It's very opaque, included, and I think whoever cut it was drunk because it is NOT symmetrical at all. But it's cheap and I can tell everyone I mined it myself
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The most important thing about the emerald mine story is that it makes Elon mad when people say it
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CharlestheHammer posted:Wait are we doubting the emerald story that Musk himself told as a defense of him Yeah I'm confused too. Is the mine real or not? I mean it's straight from his own interviews
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Tai posted:lmao Andrew Tate detained till 27th Feb now Alpha male poo poo right there
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Tai posted:lmao Andrew Tate detained till 27th Feb now Greta's pacing the fence outside the prison, clanking glass bottles on her fingers and saying "AAAAAAaaaannndreeeeewwwwww....."
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Pf. Hikikomoriarty posted:the elon musk center for cars who can't drive good 
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MrQwerty posted:it's pretty awesome that every 30 days Andrew Taint has to go through a custody hearing to be told he can go gently caress himself lmao Hehe, Greta's tweet was so on the money!
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Yeah I'm confused too. Is the mine real or not? I mean it's straight from his own interviews To be fair, Elon Musk saying something generally makes it less likely to be true. If it is a lie, though, it's very funny that he's now loudly swinging against those drat liberals believing his own lie.
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MrQwerty posted:it's pretty awesome that every 30 days Andrew Taint has to go through a custody hearing to be told he can go gently caress himself lmao They doing that because they think he's a flight risk or they just don't like him or both?
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ultrabindu posted:They doing that because they think he's a flight risk or they just don't like him or both? it's how pretrial custody in Romania works, but he's absolutely a flight risk that they don't like so it's basically all show for him
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