Michael Avenatti: Basta would've won

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when will people take this thread seriously
	when he declared officially his candidacy in the dem primary
	when he wins his first state primary or caucus
	HA HA HA How Is Toxxing Real Like Just Walk Away From The Basta
	lol ya'll toxxed for basta
	you loving morons

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Jon Joe posted:

The year is 2020. The primary has concluded, and it is Avenatti vs Trump.

A recission hits the United States economy. Trump holds his finger over a button for five seconds, shouts "Get me some McDonalds!" and then presses it. It is labled 'Emergency Keynsianism'.

Money floods into worker's pockets and through the US economy. The media goes wild, praising Trump for his ultimate maturity into his role. A small glimmer of leftist hope is soiled by his orange hands. The rhetoric is his.

Avenatti realizes that the average American will vote for the man who fed them. He cannot fight Trump by calling him phony, because Trump would then only attack him from the left. He has only one option left.

Avenatti steals Trump's words, and adds only that we need more. You, average American, recieve this bounty in continium. Trump cannot press the button more than once, because he will only sacrifice once.

This new Avenatti evolves past his simple Trump bashing and becomes a leftist machine gun, operating on the only platform that can defeat Trump's bald-faced trickery: New New Deal.

Whether he will do this is immeterial, as this was his only choice to win. He wins. Now 2021, President Avenatti inherents the United States economy and, before he can do anything, the bomb Trump planted inside explodes. The button was only a band-aid, but profit motive is steady and ruthless.

Avenatti desperately tries to pick through the wreckage, but only so much can be done. He goes down as a single term president even though massive gains in structural integrity were achieved under his rule. Populists canidates lose steam, and the future is uncertain, but hopeful. He was sacrificed for our sins.

Basta.

Anyway this is dumb as hell so I'm also toxxing for Bernie.

Emmideer has issued a correction as of 04:51 on Sep 27, 2018

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:45

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# ? Jun 14, 2024 13:34

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

redneck nazgul posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1045130576242577408

jesus he's bodied like 6 different nazi shitheads today lmOa

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:45

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

redneck nazgul posted:

the man eats decorum and spits hot fire

god i hope he doesnt win but hes doing everything it takes to win

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:46

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

redneck nazgul posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1045130576242577408

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:47

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

http://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1045155691470761984

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:51

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

redneck nazgul posted:

the man eats decorum and spits hot fire

There is a good medieval Dutch expression that applies here, "he who eats fire shits flames"

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:54

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Man Musk posted:

http://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1045155691470761984

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:57

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Wynona Dryder posted:

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:58

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

I can't loving believe the fate of America is going to come down to Trump vs Avenatti.

Basta-la-vista, baby.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:58

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

hey lmao he cspammed up trump's handle in that tweet i just noticed. doalnd tramp

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:59

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

doanld tramp gettin fuckin trampled by the bastabus

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:01

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Jon Joe posted:

I can't loving believe the fate of America is going to come down to Trump vs Avenatti.

Basta-la-vista, baby.

yeah...ain't it cool!?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:02

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Man Musk posted:

http://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1045155691470761984

again its hilarious that don lemon went full bald on basta eve

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:02

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

crazy cloud posted:

hey lmao he cspammed up trump's handle in that tweet i just noticed. doalnd tramp

ahaha, WEAR THE HAT AVENATTI

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:02

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

For a brief moment I thought Don Lemon was Charles Barkley. lmao

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:04

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Spergin Morlock posted:

For a brief moment I thought Don Lemon was Charles Barkley. lmao

Shut up and basta.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:05

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Wait, better pun:

Basta, Shut Up and Jam!

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:06

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Jon Joe posted:

Shut up and basta.

i never stopped

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:07

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Spergin Morlock posted:

i never stopped

Bastinga.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:10

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Jon Joe posted:

The year is 2020. The primary has concluded, and it is Avenatti vs Trump.

A recission hits the United States economy. Trump holds his finger over a button for five seconds, shouts "Get me some McDonalds!" and then presses it. It is labled 'Emergency Keynsianism'.

Money floods into worker's pockets and through the US economy. The media goes wild, praising Trump for his ultimate maturity into his role. A small glimmer of leftist hope is soiled by his orange hands. The rhetoric is his.

Avenatti realizes that the average American will vote for the man who fed them. He cannot fight Trump by calling him phony, because Trump would then only attack him from the left. He has only one option left.

Avenatti steals Trump's words, and adds only that we need more. You, average American, recieve this bounty in continium. Trump cannot press the button more than once, because he will only sacrifice once.

This new Avenatti evolves past his simple Trump bashing and becomes a leftist machine gun, operating on the only platform that can defeat Trump's bald-faced trickery: New New Deal.

Whether he will do this is immeterial, as this was his only choice to win. He wins. Now 2021, President Avenatti inherents the United States economy and, before he can do anything, the bomb Trump planted inside explodes. The button was only a band-aid, but profit motive is steady and ruthless.

Avenatti desperately tries to pick through the wreckage, but only so much can be done. He goes down as a single term president even though massive gains in structural integrity were achieved under his rule. Populists canidates lose steam, and the future is uncertain, but hopeful. He was sacrificed for our sins.

Basta.

The only thing I would add is that the New New Deal is already one of his stated policy platforms and it's going to be called the Real Deal (check the manifesto)

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:16

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Jon Joe posted:

Shut up and basta.

Shut Up and Basta Gaiden

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:16

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Cloaked posted:

this is my shameful toxx. i saw this thread when we had a single digit page count and did nothing. on board before we hit 1000 tho.

repent all ye lurkers and face to basta.

Nothing matters, welcome

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:17

Hastings: Dec 30, 2008

redneck nazgul posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1045130576242577408

Holy gently caress guys call the paramedics Basta Lord ended her

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:23

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

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# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:26

Willie Tomg: Feb 2, 2006

Jon Joe posted:

The year is 2020. The primary has concluded, and it is Avenatti vs Trump.

A recission hits the United States economy. Trump holds his finger over a button for five seconds, shouts "Get me some McDonalds!" and then presses it. It is labled 'Emergency Keynsianism'.

Money floods into worker's pockets and through the US economy. The media goes wild, praising Trump for his ultimate maturity into his role. A small glimmer of leftist hope is soiled by his orange hands. The rhetoric is his.

Avenatti realizes that the average American will vote for the man who fed them. He cannot fight Trump by calling him phony, because Trump would then only attack him from the left. He has only one option left.

Avenatti steals Trump's words, and adds only that we need more. You, average American, recieve this bounty in continium. Trump cannot press the button more than once, because he will only sacrifice once.

This new Avenatti evolves past his simple Trump bashing and becomes a leftist machine gun, operating on the only platform that can defeat Trump's bald-faced trickery: New New Deal.

Whether he will do this is immeterial, as this was his only choice to win. He wins. Now 2021, President Avenatti inherents the United States economy and, before he can do anything, the bomb Trump planted inside explodes. The button was only a band-aid, but profit motive is steady and ruthless.

Avenatti desperately tries to pick through the wreckage, but only so much can be done. He goes down as a single term president even though massive gains in structural integrity were achieved under his rule. Populists canidates lose steam, and the future is uncertain, but hopeful. He was sacrificed for our sins.

Basta.

this but instead of this straight man's interpretation of gay bullshit its the last 40 years of twostep but even more retarded because we developed the internet as a means of communications to survive nuclear war and instead it won't survive something as mild as climate change because in the '00s we sold it to techbros

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:26

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

crazy cloud posted:

jesus he's bodied like 6 different nazi shitheads today lmOa

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:28

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

hes the candidate ive always wanted

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:28

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Willie Tomg posted:

this but instead of this straight man's interpretation of gay bullshit its the last 40 years of twostep but even more retarded because we developed the internet as a means of communications to survive nuclear war and instead it won't survive something as mild as climate change because in the '00s we sold it to techbros

Are you having a stroke or am I?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:29

Willie Tomg: Feb 2, 2006

Jon Joe posted:

Are you having a stroke or am I?

its definitely you because at least i hurry the gently caress up about it

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:30

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Avenatti has entered politics with the classic strategy one used to enter prison, kick everyone's rear end in the first few weeks and then rule the prison

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:31

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Willie Tomg posted:

its definitely you because at least i hurry the gently caress up about it

Look, I have the next 2 years to bastabate.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:31

Willie Tomg: Feb 2, 2006

Jon Joe posted:

Look, I have the next 2 years to bastabate.

comedy is concision. less is more.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:31

Willie Tomg: Feb 2, 2006

triple sulk posted:

hes the candidate ive always wanted

Willie Tomg posted:

republicans: we just LOVE this guy burning the libs and RINOs on twitter! are these "memes"? they're so good!

democrats, two to three years later: hold my virgin sangria

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:34

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

twoday posted:

Avenatti has entered politics with the classic strategy one used to enter prison, kick everyone's rear end in the first few weeks and then rule the prison

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:38

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Willie Tomg posted:

comedy is concision. less is more.

The only reason I don't have a good retort to this is because I've run out of dumb basta puns already.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:38

Willie Tomg: Feb 2, 2006

ya don't say.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:40

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Willie Tomg posted:

yes we all have brain damage but plot twist, brain damage is good now

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:40

Willie Tomg: Feb 2, 2006

it is not. things matter. words still mean things. you are still a body at some kind of computer. you're real. you matter.

this thread is fictional. that is the created narrative. none of this actually exists.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:43

dangerburrd: Feb 20, 2013

Basra?

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# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:45

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# ? Jun 14, 2024 13:34

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

crazy cloud posted:

yes we all have brain damage but plot twist, brain damage is good now

Hail satab

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:47

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