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InnercityGriot
Dec 31, 2008
Joe Sheehan is a loving retard, Jack Morris never had to pitch against the 2000 era Cardinals and their Santeria.

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Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
This has put me in the uncomfortable position of hating Neshek, so I have chosen to hate him for playing for the Cardinals.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Plus I think he's not being serious anyway?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Someone not watching the game just asked if Kershaw choked because "Peyton Kershaw" was trending.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Spoeank posted:

Joe Sheehan
‏@joe_sheehan
All I know is Jack Morris, derided by statheads for caring more about winning than stats, wouldn't have blown TWO late leads in the same ser



A professional writer man paid to write about baseball
its almost as if, in a world where impressions and page views matter more than content, he's just writing controversial poo poo.

Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

Retail Slave posted:

:suicide:

If you like the Cardinals, you're a bad person. There are no exceptions.

What about All Star Game Legends and Celebrity softball MVP Nelly :colbert:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Spoeank posted:

Joe Sheehan
‏@joe_sheehan
All I know is Jack Morris, derided by statheads for caring more about winning than stats, wouldn't have blown TWO late leads in the same ser



A professional writer man paid to write about baseball

Good loving god.

e: Oh, right, that is pretty heavy handed.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander


Don Draper isn't even a fictional character. That is how Jon Hamm acts in real life and they just film it.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

or he was joking

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Someone not watching the game just asked if Kershaw choked because "Peyton Kershaw" was trending.

I find that funnier than I should.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
2 minutes on BBRef.


http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/ATL/ATL199210170.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TOR/TOR199210220.shtml


Joe Sheehan you card.

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
Bright side: Donnie and/or NedCo will get fired if the Dodgers lose. Right? Cuz I mean c'mon

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Carlton Banks posted:

What about All Star Game Legends and Celebrity softball MVP Nelly :colbert:

He is rude to ugly women as evidenced by the song "Tip Drill"

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


i sure hope we see puig at some point

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
Man now if the Nats somehow make it past one insufferable fanbase/media narrative they get to face........

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Abel Wingnut posted:

i sure hope we see puig at some point

As a relief pitcher.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Vernacular posted:

Bright side: Donnie and/or NedCo will get fired if the Dodgers lose. Right? Cuz I mean c'mon
Just Donnie. Ned will survive.

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Spoeank posted:

Joe Sheehan
‏@joe_sheehan
All I know is Jack Morris, derided by statheads for caring more about winning than stats, wouldn't have blown TWO late leads in the same ser



A professional writer man paid to write about baseball

Joe Sheehan is still around?

He's like Dave Cameron before Dave Cameron actually showed up. Or maybe Dave Cameron is the new Joe Sheehan, whatever sounds better I guess.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

i guess its working but leaving baez out for two innings is a bit weird

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
http://i.imgur.com/QuYQn36.jpg
MVPlease

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
why isn't this kenley's spot

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Weird replacement.

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004

bawfuls posted:

Just Donnie. Ned will survive.

He's terrible and all but I'd feel bad for him because the reason we're in this situation really is that the general manager with a $200 million+ payroll didn't obtain serviceable relievers or a number 4 starter we could feel comfortable about using during the postseason

Edit: whoops sorry, the Most Obvious Person In The World hijacked my laptop and wrote that post

funroll loops
Feb 6, 2007
CAPSISSTUCK

That's amazing.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Yeeees! The moon is full and Lord Satan once more smiles on St. Louis!

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

Abel Wingnut posted:

i don't understand why you guys are complaining about the cardinals hitters. no baseball player alive can hit these curves.

Late as gently caress, but lol

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Est. Total Payroll

128,109,476


Plucky little Cards

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Poonerman posted:

why isn't this kenley's spot
hahahahahahaha

funroll loops
Feb 6, 2007
CAPSISSTUCK

Vernacular posted:

He's terrible and all but I'd feel bad for him because the reason we're in this situation really is that Ned didn't obtain serviceable relievers or a number 4 starter we could feel comfortable about using during the postseason

Edit: whoops sorry, the Most Obvious Person In The World hijacked my laptop and wrote that post

How much more money should they have spent? They are already the top spenders in MLB at $230 million, ahead of the second place Yankees by like $30 million. Dodger's ownership has went out of their way to pay for every player they possibly could afford, you can't be mad about that.

InnercityGriot
Dec 31, 2008
At some point Ned Colletti needs to take the heat for not understanding that old scrap heap relievers should stay that, old scrap heap relievers.

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

oh sweet Steve Aoki is pitching

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007



the numbers don't lie

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Hold on to your butts because beep boop save situation = rosey

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Caseman posted:

oh sweet Steve Aoki is pitching

Oh wow.

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR

Vernacular posted:

Bright side: Donnie and/or NedCo will get fired if the Dodgers lose. Right? Cuz I mean c'mon

Neither will get fired. Mattingly will point to the bad bullpen for the loss (and he'd mostly be right) and Colletti will point to Ryu, Grienke, Ramirez, Puig, and the re-signing of Kershaw as reasons for him to keep his job.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
I kind of doubt people hate team based on sports illustrated covers.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

holy cow why are postseason baseball's commercials always the literal worst

especially chevy. gently caress off

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Alan Trammell posted:



the numbers don't lie

yeah, too bad the cards won so many pennants

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
If the Card's announcer literally drunk?

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FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Hoo boy

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