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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

DogsInSpace! posted:

I know I can be a giant goof but that looks awesome. Tell me when he wins he shouts "NOW THATSA PIZZA PIE!" Tony bring this guy in for a match. I don't care what kind of if it's only on Dark... just bring that man to my screen and give him some money. Does he come out to the Spiderman Pizza Song?

I wouldn't be surprised if he was a security guard getting tossed around (like a pizza pie) or something on one of the Texas AEW shows.

I wonder what an actual match on Dark would look like. Sometimes indie gimmicks seem to get a little muted on Dark, like Little Mean Kathleen appearing only as "LMK". I wonder if he'd still wrestle as Luigi Primo and just not have the dough or use a completely different name.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/wwe_wwf_Junkie/status/1565096113215983616

Tread carefully, Xero, your sterling reputation as a scoopsman is on the line here.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
junkie and gareth are making fun of him in the replies, he's already lost

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




So this is just an elaborate ploy to get Malachi on TV more?

Can’t say I disapprove

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
making a tweet isn't very elaborate

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




flatluigi posted:

making a tweet isn't very elaborate

Establishing yourself by making no-miss predictions like "Dynamite is getting cancelled by the end of the year" so that you can tweet the Malachi Black has already been released so that you force Tony Khan to put him on TV to prove you wrong is pretty elaborate.

Wrong-headed, but elaborate.


although, if he's just trying to make the idiots show themselves:

https://twitter.com/clintwilfoster/status/1565112326474301441?s=20&t=KehTh8SUHucpY3byOmCWrw

MASSIVE SUCCESS

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
I'm just gonna go out on a limb and guess that it's gonna take more than 12,000 dollars to buy your way out of a 5 year AEW contract than an Evolve contract while it was in the process of getting gutted by WWE

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Drakkel posted:

I'm just gonna go out on a limb and guess that it's gonna take more than 12,000 dollars to buy your way out of a 5 year AEW contract than an Evolve contract while it was in the process of getting gutted by WWE

Also, they project like they knew the Darby story for years when they’ve only known for like 36 hours like the rest of us

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ganso Bomb posted:

Also, they project like they knew the Darby story for years when they’ve only known for like 36 hours like the rest of us

All of the cool people who read my posts have known that story for a couple years.

Quid
Jul 19, 2006
Fella read one dirt sheet article and became a contract laywer.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

MassRafTer posted:

All of the cool people who read my posts have known that story for a couple years.

I hope you take no offense, I simply retain nothing I read here after 36 hours

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

This tweet is absolutely sending me because of the “Knows a trans person” line, holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/Joshitanium/status/1565054840052621312?s=20&t=re5rc2vxuAZ9Cfkri70vuw

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ganso Bomb posted:

I hope you take no offense, I simply retain nothing I read here after 36 hours

It's ok you won't remember how mad I am by the paper view.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ganso Bomb posted:

This tweet is absolutely sending me because of the “Knows a trans person” line, holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/Joshitanium/status/1565054840052621312?s=20&t=re5rc2vxuAZ9Cfkri70vuw

whoa

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ganso Bomb posted:

This tweet is absolutely sending me because of the “Knows a trans person” line, holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/Joshitanium/status/1565054840052621312?s=20&t=re5rc2vxuAZ9Cfkri70vuw

Good god

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ganso Bomb posted:

This tweet is absolutely sending me because of the “Knows a trans person” line, holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/Joshitanium/status/1565054840052621312?s=20&t=re5rc2vxuAZ9Cfkri70vuw



This is going to be Kenny Omega's introduction at the PPV.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

This is going to be Kenny Omega's introduction at the PPV.

He knows a trans person from NORTH CAROLINA as the crowd just dies

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/wwe_wwf_Junkie/status/1565096113215983616

Tread carefully, Xero, your sterling reputation as a scoopsman is on the line here.

what else does he know

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1565177843092537345

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Bobby Fish is going to WAR IS RAW to fight for Trips :q:

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

I liked Bobby Fish in his weird comedy role but I will absolutely not miss him at all, especially if he's gonna talk a bunch of poo poo

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/wwe_wwf_Junkie/status/1565096113215983616

Tread carefully, Xero, your sterling reputation as a scoopsman is on the line here.



not like this...

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
What's Rhea Ripley done now?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Rarity posted:

What's Rhea Ripley done now?

https://twitter.com/RheaRipley_WWE/status/1564037846024986625

Some stan decided that this is a sign she’s at risk of being bullied to the point of suicide.

A talking coyote
Jan 14, 2020

Haven’t teen movies taught you anything? Goth makeup=a cry for help.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


The other part of the Rhea Ripley thing is that people dug into her Instagram account and found that in the early 2010s she had liked and laughed at a bunch of pretty racist stuff (her dad is a piece of poo poo and posts online like a piece of poo poo). Not saying that's a good or bad thing just that it seems to be the inciting incident.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Rhea is subscribed to the Cumtown Patreon

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Lamuella posted:

The other part of the Rhea Ripley thing is that people dug into her Instagram account and found that in the early 2010s she had liked and laughed at a bunch of pretty racist stuff (her dad is a piece of poo poo and posts online like a piece of poo poo). Not saying that's a good or bad thing just that it seems to be the inciting incident.

Well yeah shes Australian

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Fart Radio posted:



not like this...

this was 100% about his back injury that he only just started fixing, which was also why he was not getting booked as much---because he didn't know if he was gonna have to retire due to the pain. Tommy literally gave an explanation for his booking/moody posts a few days ago but others took these things as "hes leaving HE GOT RELEASED"

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

DLC Inc posted:

this was 100% about his back injury that he only just started fixing, which was also why he was not getting booked as much---because he didn't know if he was gonna have to retire due to the pain. Tommy literally gave an explanation for his booking/moody posts a few days ago but others took these things as "hes leaving HE GOT RELEASED"

What was the explanation?

Also, is that screenshot from a tumblr account? Does Tommy End maintain a tumblr account in 2022?

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Ganso Bomb posted:

What was the explanation?

Also, is that screenshot from a tumblr account? Does Tommy End maintain a tumblr account in 2022?

it wasn't a flat out explanation of "this is why I haven't been booked/felt like poo poo" but anyone with a 1st grade reading comprehension would understand the context of him posting the back pain thing on his instagram/tiktok a few days back i.e. the obvious reason for his infrequent appearances this year being that he was sure he'd have to retire due to spinal issues

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/itslexeskobar/status/1565347741772894212

Chaser:

https://twitter.com/itslexeskobar/status/1565357794764525570

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Sep 1, 2022

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

I feel like we need a list of qanon wrestlers at this point

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Manwithastick posted:

I feel like we need a list of qanon wrestlers at this point

Hard disagree. We need a QAnon themed promotion

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Hard disagree. We need a QAnon themed promotion

Have you considered controlling your narrative?

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
I like Fish and his extremely loud voice, but if he was the one thing holding me onto a promotion, i'd question why I was watching in the first place

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/WRESTLECringe/status/1565338280618446849?t=JcTL2e_MtdP0P_-iIBMoqw&s=19

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?

Ganso Bomb posted:

What was the explanation?

Also, is that screenshot from a tumblr account? Does Tommy End maintain a tumblr account in 2022?

Yes and yes



Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Ibexaz posted:

Yes and yes





LOL this rules. Also those tiny shorts ruled.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Ganso Bomb posted:

LOL this rules. Also those tiny shorts ruled.

I liked the muay thai shorts more than the black trunks

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I swear to god if he got rid of the shorts because of that comment I want that guy executed.

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