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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Brock Lesnar posted:

tell the hostess you need a table... for sex

instead of six, like the number, you say sex

just wrap two twenties around a condom when u leave the tip

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oatgan posted:

Big Show has been working out 24/7 to prepare for his match with Shaq

Shaq has been eating really, really big cheeseburgers.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Stop daring 2017 to one up 2016, jeez :(

Everyone who used cocaine during the '80s has started dying, so within a few years we'll start losing everyone who used it during the '90s too.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

The movie is... eh, it's okay.

Rickman's Sheriff though.... :swoon:

You mean there was more to the movie than just that??? I never noticed. That performance also spawned the excellent Sheriff of Rottingham parody.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Brock Lesnar posted:

tell the hostess you need a table... for sex

instead of six, like the number, you say sex

the hostess will still think you said six and then you'd have to wait for like 25 minutes for a table and you go "o oh, okay"

bartok
May 10, 2006



Pushing Braun into stuff is super effective just keep doing that Sami.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

That DICK! posted:

Alan Rickman is dead. Carrie Fischer is dead. Gene Wilder - dead.

Plus Dumbledore was gay

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Braun should just kill Sami. With a gun.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MotU posted:

just wrap two twenties around a condom when u leave the tip

Hand her a napkin with "backdoor beauty?" written on it.

Make sure to emphasize the question mark.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

why don't Sami's friends help him?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The heroic Sami Zayn uses a bunch of weapons to try to defeat the dastardly Braun Strowman who uses nothing but his own strength

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'm Brauns selling

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That ruled!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

nooneofconsequence posted:

why don't Sami's friends help him?

He wants to do it himself

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Jerusalem posted:

Hand her a napkin with "backdoor beauty?" written on it.

Make sure to emphasize the question mark.

pfffft ive already asked that question before i got seated

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

nooneofconsequence posted:

why don't Sami's friends help him?

His only friend is John Cena

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

oatgan posted:

Big Show has been working out 24/7 to prepare for his match with Shaq

I saw a picture of him today he's freakishly svelte and has a huge ugly beard

bartok
May 10, 2006



This match is stupid and I love it.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

is braun reall that food

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

good*

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
This match seems like it might be decent but I seriously give zero shits about Sami Zayn.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
goddamn sami flew down the ramp

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Braun bodily lifting Sami up onto the ramp with the chair was cool as poo poo

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Post pictures of The Medium Show.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Raskolnikov38 posted:

goddamn sami flew down the ramp

yeah that was a laffo sell in a great way

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Dat powerslam :stare:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

SOMEONE better get pinned by a goddamn forklift is all I'm saying.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

That DICK! posted:

Alan Rickman is dead. Carrie Fischer is dead. Gene Wilder - dead.

Dude I forgot Gene Wilder died. Now I'm depressed.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'm the guy in the crowd telling Braun to finish him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

http://i.imgur.com/3WxPu1d.gifv

DeepDickPizza posted:

I seriously give zero shits about Sami Zayn.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
This is dumb but also cool and good

bartok
May 10, 2006



Braun is the best

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

This is good

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Also I hope Big Show/Shaq somehow turns into a chain wrestling classic like Big Show/Kane

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


i love devil may cry

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i hope sami loses

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


will The Big Dog ever get revenge on Big Braun for hurting him

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I really don't understand this WWE storytelling where the good guy uses a bunch of weapons against a bad guy who refuses to lower himself to that level and uses only his own abilities

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh poo poo I think Braun is the forklift and just pinned Sami.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
remember when people were excited about sami zayn?

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