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The Merkinman posted:that's literally not true It literally is. For as long as we have had a modern English language it was used that way, from Fitzgerald, Bronte, and many more well respected speakers and writers of the English language. https://stancarey.wordpress.com/2011/01/31/literally-centuries-of-non-literal-literally/
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Kharmakazy posted:It literally is. For as long as we have had a modern English language it was used that way, from Fitzgerald, Bronte, and many more well respected speakers and writers of the English language. It was meant to be a joke how 'literally' isn't 'literally'.
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The Merkinman posted:It was meant to be a joke how 'literally' isn't 'literally'. but it's not meaningless, the other meaning for it is basically the same as "figuratively," and something being figuratively not true isn't the same as it being actually not true e: lol of course I'm in the funny pics thread 
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Whooping Crabs posted:Uh Yoda dies in Return of the Jedi Nuh uh, he becomes one with the living force and gains the ability to cast Thundaga.
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Sardonik posted:Nuh uh, he becomes one with the living force and gains the ability to cast Thundaga. he died casting a meteo
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nerdz posted:he died casting a meteo And there was nothing that swindling, spoony bard could do about it.
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loving spoilers thanks assholes
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This is a pretty normal way of weighing things/beings that are hard to put on a weight and you dont need like six sigma precision. weigh yourself with & without, subtract yourself. also i wanna lift a baby giraffe some day, that goes on the bucket list
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Krankenstyle posted:This is a pretty normal way of weighing things/beings that are hard to put on a weight and you dont need like six sigma precision. weigh yourself with & without, subtract yourself. My partner has informed me it's also the more sensible, cleaner way to weigh your poops
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bike tory posted:My partner has informed me it's also the more sensible, cleaner way to weigh your poops lmao, that makes a lot of sense
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That's the whole point of a bathroom scale.
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bike tory posted:My partner has informed me it's also the more sensible, cleaner way to weigh your poops You weigh yourself holding the poo?
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Gripweed posted:You weigh yourself holding the poo? You poo poo while weighing yourself?
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I weigh pieces of poo poo for breakfast
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When I was 5 I would avoid drinking anything right before peeing because then it would be useless, it would clearly just go right through me. Probably I was the same about food but I don't remember that.
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bike tory posted:My partner has informed me it's also the more sensible, cleaner way to weigh your poops That's uh, very evocative actually. Do they. Do they pick up their poops to weigh them and how loving big are they actually????
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I weigh myself holding the poop, then weigh myself without, then subtract myself
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It's the second most accurate way of weighing your poop (second only to an underwater weighing test)
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Data Graham posted:It's the second most accurate way of weighing your poop (second only to an underwater weighing test) Does anyone have the post saved about the goon who had to go to the doctor with his sister and get a water test done due to both of them being really fat. He even describes how he hasn't bathed in forever and figured since he was getting in the water, he could forgoe it a bit longer.
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youknowthatoneguy posted:Does anyone have the post saved about the goon who had to go to the doctor with his sister and get a water test done due to both of them being really fat. He even describes how he hasn't bathed in forever and figured since he was getting in the water, he could forgoe it a bit longer. Sorry the text is tiny: 
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1. Weigh yourself. 2. Poop. 3. Weigh yourself again. 4. Eat the poop. 5. Weigh yourself a third time for accuracy.
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You oval office loving monkey
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Sorry the text is tiny: I incorrectly remembered the details of this, but it's still just as good. Thanks.
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https://twitter.com/CharoShane/status/1099005205868437505
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:
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the napa valley tour proved too much for Margaret and so she has been banned from the state of California
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:
Why is she channeling Trump?
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Margaret would ask to speak with the manager in an ICE Detention Center.
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Huge amounts of the Chicagoland area are Polish. You can drive on Milwaukee and once you get out of Wicker Park it's all Polish businesses through the first ring of suburbs. Or is it  with all the German-language states?
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Admiralty Flag posted:Or is it nailed it
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Germany is invading Poland you weirdos
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Sorry the text is tiny: Here’s a link to the original version. https://www.ign.com/boards/threads/wow-i-cannot-believe-my-mom-stooped-so-low.136316639/
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