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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

I think this is the first time ever an announcement like this hasn't leaked 12 hours out. Good on Seattle for actually managing to keep their name under wraps.

I'm setting the over/under on how long it actually takes them to get to the name after the press conference starta at 18.5 minutes.

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grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
I watched the teaser, and thought "What element here would be plausible but boring as hell?"

Seattle Seagulls.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Seattle Splash Womans

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Seattle Stoners. Just put a caricature of a Seattle resident with bloodshot eyes and a satisfied look on his face that will have to be yanked as soon as it's unveiled because some Karen will take offense to it.

NHL 20 is $11.99 in the PlayStation store for the next couple weeks. I plopped down the money because I'd been curious about playing GM Mode only and it's worth :10bux: for me to essentially experiment with a PS4 version of FHM since my laptop can't run the actual FHM.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



I hope it’s some horrible corporate groupthink poo poo. “We spent 500 hours doing surveys, polling, focus groups, research into the entire history of the geographic area and we present to you....the Seattle Sea!”

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
It better be the logo and not just the name because that would be stupid as hell.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Not Seattle Sea Cattle or Seat Adders or Sea Otters?

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


Seattle Geoducks.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



eXXon posted:

Not Seattle Sea Cattle or Seat Adders or Sea Otters?

The Seattle Sea-Attles

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
Seattle Water

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
Where is this press conference streaming anyway? Twitter?

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

OldSenileGuy posted:

Where is this press conference streaming anyway? Twitter?

https://twitter.com/NHLSeattle_/status/1286312732141031424?s=19

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

OldSenileGuy posted:

Where is this press conference streaming anyway? Twitter?

For example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPH2uxwvSZI

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

The youtube comments seem pretty excited for Kraken lol. What a lovely name.

Mr. Kite
Aug 28, 2004

SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY
They should be a name that isn't being used right now - the Seattle Sharks.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
If the name is Kraken, Seattle will become my #2 team. Any other name* and the team is dead to me.


*Seattle Cranes or Frasiers would also be acceptable

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The Seattle Redskins

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The Seattle Sexkittens

Otis Reddit
Nov 14, 2006
Seattle Deathadders
The Seattle Skedaddle

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
How about something pretentious and euro, like Cascades HC

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



My Seattle resident sister is deeeeply against Sockeyes, but looking at the colours they’re using...

ThinkTank posted:

I'm setting the over/under on how long it actually takes them to get to the name after the press conference starta at 18.5 minutes.

Easily over

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



How about the Seattle Blue? The uniform could be black and white stripes with some white stars and thin blue lines.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.

OldSenileGuy posted:

If the name is Kraken, Seattle will become my #2 team. Any other name* and the team is dead to me.


*Seattle Cranes or Frasiers would also be acceptable

Seattle Martins is plausibly deniable, just sayin'.

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Seattle Anthem Standers

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Seattle Climate Pledge Team

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Can’t watch the stream but I’ll be f-5ing this thread for massive overreactions and scorching hot takes, don’t let me down guys!

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

OldSenileGuy posted:

If the name is Kraken, Seattle will become my #2 team. Any other name* and the team is dead to me.


*Seattle Cranes or Frasiers would also be acceptable

Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs, the best goal song

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Seattle Beast Modes, make the logo Marshawn Lynch holding his junk in midair.

Koth
Jul 1, 2005
The Seattle Waves is a horrible name, so that's probably what it's going to be.

Or, the even more horrible Seattle Wave.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Koth posted:

The Seattle Waves is a horrible name, so that's probably what it's going to be.

Or, the even more horrible Seattle Wave.

So... the minor league team from Mighty Ducks 2?

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

Oh nice, the guy just said they'll reveal the uniforms today too.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Bregor posted:

Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs, the best goal song

Let's go Seattleites.

e- "Go ahead and applaud".

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
"mystery of the sea" kraken confirmed

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

PITTER PATTER, YOU loving BLOWHARD.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



:lol: "go ahead and applaud" please clap!!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Seattle Crack Hens it is

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




:siren::siren:SEATTLE KRAKEN:siren::siren:

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

Kraken it is. Nice logo

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Seattle Kraken, I dig it.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

RELEASE THE KRAKEN.

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