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Post poste posted:This entire quote is bunk because Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel exists and is mediocre.
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Just make an entire game that consists of pressing buttons which play recordings of Handsome Jack and Cave Johnson getting into verbal slapfights and I will preorder. 
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Jan 29, 2018 06:47
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Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak was good
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I can't think of a worse thing for a company to do in 2018 than make an earnest Duke Nukem movie. If it's anything other than a character assassination of the type of person Duke is then it's just gonna be awful.
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As a biologist I can't get enough of people thinking they got it all figured out. No, no matter how many people she hosed, there won't be any DNA soup happening with any potential children (I wonder if this guy knows how much bacterial DNA there's in his everything?). And no, the vagina is not a gashing open wound you loving moron.
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I think I found a "I do not understand popular thing. I am very smart." https://twitter.com/mikerugnetta/status/957854128872534017 https://twitter.com/mikerugnetta/status/957856251446218752 Image mirror: 
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Just make an entire game that consists of pressing buttons which play recordings of Handsome Jack and Cave Johnson getting into verbal slapfights and I will preorder. Tales From the Borderlands is my favorite Telltale game by far, and I'm not even a big fan of the Borderlands franchise.
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I should probably finish that some day
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Jan 29, 2018 10:27
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CommonShore posted:The one that gets me is how the ads shift -after- I buy something. E.g. ordered new glasses? Now for the next six months enjoy glasses ads to remind you of your purchase. Amazon loves to suggest that I set up recurring auto-orders for whatever I just bought, regardless of what it is. "You bought: Yamaha Digital Piano P-115B. Set up an automatic refill every (1)(2)(4) weeks now!"
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Jan 29, 2018 10:27
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Those things are the best tho, I love dumb algorithms that yield results that no human would ever consider even vaguely correct
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Jan 29, 2018 10:39
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Fathis Munk posted:I should probably finish that some day It’s pretty fantastic, but no Mr. Torgue Flexington, which is a shame.
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Jan 29, 2018 10:40
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Sagebrush posted:Amazon loves to suggest that I set up recurring auto-orders for whatever I just bought, regardless of what it is. You just bought Lord of the Rings (Complete Trilogy) - would you like to buy Fellowship of the Ring as well? Funnily enough, I would not.
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Jan 29, 2018 10:50
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Ularg posted:I can't think of a worse thing for a company to do in 2018 than make an earnest Duke Nukem movie. You misspelled Ernest, plus that sounds awesome
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Jan 29, 2018 10:51
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RNG posted:Tales From the Borderlands is my favorite Telltale game by far, and I'm not even a big fan of the Borderlands franchise. And that was someone else doing the Borderlands world, but doing it better than Gearbox. Gearbox are loving terrible.
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Jan 29, 2018 10:52
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Stoatbringer posted:Like this?
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Fathis Munk posted:Those things are the best tho, I love dumb algorithms that yield results that no human would ever consider even vaguely correct I once saw a subscribe and save offer on a funeral urn. For the serial killer who plans ahead.
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Jan 29, 2018 11:04
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Just make an entire game that consists of pressing buttons which play recordings of Handsome Jack and Cave Johnson getting into verbal slapfights and I will preorder.
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Jan 29, 2018 11:18
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Facebook Aunt posted:I once saw a subscribe and save offer on a funeral urn. For the serial killer who plans ahead. Related story to an ad for an urn; I was visiting my mom's grave one Mother's Day, and on the way back to my car, I was stopped by an employee of the cemetery who offered me a survey about my experience. If I completed it, I would be entered into a drawing, the grand prize of which was a free gravesite
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Jan 29, 2018 11:34
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Hey those can be incredibly expensive depending on location.
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jivjov posted:Related story to an ad for an urn; I was visiting my mom's grave one Mother's Day, and on the way back to my car, I was stopped by an employee of the cemetery who offered me a survey about my experience. If I completed it, I would be entered into a drawing, the grand prize of which was a free gravesite That’s the most American thing I’ve ever heard of.
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Ularg posted:I can't think of a worse thing for a company to do in 2018 than make an earnest Duke Nukem movie. If it's anything other than a character assassination of the type of person Duke is then it's just gonna be awful. Last I heard it had Michael Bay attached so lol at a thoughtful and nuanced approach.
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jivjov posted:Related story to an ad for an urn; I was visiting my mom's grave one Mother's Day, and on the way back to my car, I was stopped by an employee of the cemetery who offered me a survey about my experience. If I completed it, I would be entered into a drawing, the grand prize of which was a free gravesite You are a damned fool if you didn't fill out that survey. THINK OF THE SAVINGS.
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Jan 29, 2018 13:44
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Just pretend The Wrestler is the Duke Nukem movie we pretty much wanted to see made, except with a different career.
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Asiina posted:Last I heard it had Michael Bay attached so lol at a thoughtful and nuanced approach. He's the only person I trust to make a Duke Nukem movie.
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jivjov posted:Related story to an ad for an urn; I was visiting my mom's grave one Mother's Day, and on the way back to my car, I was stopped by an employee of the cemetery who offered me a survey about my experience. If I completed it, I would be entered into a drawing, the grand prize of which was a free gravesite I hope you gave him all  or it’s coming right off his commission
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I'm just keeping this guy around for his hot takes
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Trig Discipline posted:You misspelled Ernest, plus that sounds awesome 
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from Trump lol thread   also bonus racism 
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Yawgmoth posted:I would watch an Ernest vs. Duke Nukem movie if Jim Varney wasn't dead. Well let me tell you about my script for Duke-end At Ernie's.
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Jan 29, 2018 18:09
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the whitest christmas
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Ernest P. Worrell is wonderful and here's a pretty neat Twitter thread about his first movie: https://twitter.com/elizabethcatte/status/952913204564447232
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak was good Published by Gearbox only. Plus the homeworld remastered edition was more of a passion project for ex relic employees than a true gearbox development.
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 Westjet maybe should have waited a week or two before getting pumped up about their newest route.
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Post poste posted:This entire quote is bunk because Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel exists and is mediocre.
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That was the second one not the pre sequel. Not sure if it makes a difference or not.
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Handsome Jack did nothing wrong. If you purposefully turn off your shield for a cutscene you deserve to get shot.
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I dunno, in Paris itself the Seine is high but still contained.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:from Trump lol thread Dudes gonna wonder why he is getting laid in college.
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Madkal posted:Dudes gonna wonder why he is getting laid in college. According to the incel thread, its probably something to do with his eyelid structure
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:also bonus racism This guy deleted his reddit account, good.
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