- Kleen_TheRacistDog
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Can't bust the Krust fuckman
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Are there any gun shaped squeaky toys?
I plan on letting my children have them real early in life, to get them started.
if a 9 year old can handle an uzi, i'd say a toddler should be fine with at least tazer. you don't want your kids growing up to be pussy liberal catamites do you?
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- Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
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man why you even got to do a thing?
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guns rule 9 year olds drool
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Aug 27, 2014 03:35
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- TEAYCHES
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why do people think that a 9 yr old somehow has no responsibility for her actions in this cold blooded murder
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Aug 27, 2014 03:36
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if a 9 year old can handle an uzi, i'd say a toddler should be fine with at least tazer. you don't want your kids growing up to be pussy liberal catamites do you?
public school grades 7~9 will take care off glock training anyways.
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Aug 27, 2014 03:36
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- Panzeh
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"..The high ground"
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Guns are the workers' expression of resistance to capitalism
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Aug 27, 2014 03:36
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- icantfindaname
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I don't think it's funny. It's probably really painful & it costs a lot of money to get surgery, so it's expensive too.
well, good thing he won't be needing surgery then, cause he's dead
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Aug 27, 2014 03:37
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why do people think that a 9 yr old somehow has no responsibility for her actions in this cold blooded murder
learn to read into sarcasm you big gay baby of course that poo poo was premeditated
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Aug 27, 2014 03:37
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why do people think that a 9 yr old somehow has no responsibility for her actions in this cold blooded murder
you'd be elected in texas, hell they execute innocent people there
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Aug 27, 2014 03:37
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- Panamaniac
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HEROES NEVER DIE
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At least she got her wish of being the first kid on her block with a confirmed kill.
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Aug 27, 2014 03:37
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- Faffel
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A bouncy little mouse!
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What's a cool new game for gun spergs to play? Arma is okay but nobody plays it
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Aug 27, 2014 03:43
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What's a cool new game for gun spergs to play? Arma is okay but nobody plays it
planetside 2
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Aug 27, 2014 03:44
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I hope she doesn't get PTSD from this. That's some heavy poo poo to deal with and it wasn't even slightly her fault unless 9 year old girls are asking to shoot automatic firearms these days instead of trading pokemon
She's definitely hosed up now.
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Aug 27, 2014 03:50
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The only gun I would ever let my kids fire until they were closer to adult strength is a .22 rifle
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Aug 27, 2014 03:51
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She's definitely hosed up now.
Pretty much. Even with years of therapy this is going to shape the rest of her emotional life.
She will probably turn into one of those gun-snatch hippie socialist Muslim atheist now.
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Aug 27, 2014 03:52
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Pretty much. Even with years of therapy this is going to shape the rest of her emotional life.
She will probably turn into one of those gun-snatch hippie socialist Muslim atheist now. ![:smith: :smith:](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/dark_mode/smith2.png)
Or she's developed a taste for murder you never know which way this is going to go
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Aug 27, 2014 03:54
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- Calvin Johnson Jr.
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holy poo poo i forgot about this; loving perfect
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Aug 27, 2014 03:55
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she will be totally cool with it & tell it like a funny anecdote
yeah i killed a man when i was 9. no really
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Aug 27, 2014 03:57
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this is the Gun Safety thread, cousin to the Osha thread
here is a good video involving muzzle brake safety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qTI8TnwlhM
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Aug 27, 2014 03:57
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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the return of gun crew
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Aug 27, 2014 03:59
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- SirDan3k
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Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
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lol @ gun lingo. it's cute.
That's not gun lingo that's made up lingo. There's probably a super special word for the recoil of a gun causing the gun to lift upwards and calling it climb would get me shot.
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Aug 27, 2014 04:02
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I hope she doesn't get PTSD from this. That's some heavy poo poo to deal with and it wasn't even slightly her fault unless 9 year old girls are asking to shoot automatic firearms these days instead of trading pokemon
its the guns fault
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Aug 27, 2014 04:02
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- Panamaniac
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HEROES NEVER DIE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh1lyMyejpI
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Aug 27, 2014 04:04
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by XyloJW
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a 9 year old girl with a automatic gun, it's like 4chans wet dream
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Aug 27, 2014 04:06
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so who was the responsible gun owner in this scenario
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Aug 27, 2014 04:06
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turns out it;s ok the dude died because he was 1/32nd black
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Aug 27, 2014 04:08
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- SirDan3k
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Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qth1k962_9A
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Aug 27, 2014 04:09
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lol
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Aug 27, 2014 04:09
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turns out it;s ok the dude died because he was 1/32nd black
he was obviously 1/16th cherokee on his mother's side you ign'ant racist
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Aug 27, 2014 04:09
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he was obviously 1/16th cherokee on his mother's side you ign'ant racist
thats not cool
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Aug 27, 2014 04:11
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Aug 27, 2014 04:14
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i'm a 9 year old in a social justice warrior game
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Aug 27, 2014 04:20
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Your mama was a snowblower
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP6UvNgbqIA
this is good because it helps to remind everyone that only the government should have guns
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Aug 27, 2014 04:22
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- mcvey
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go caps haha
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Give her the chair
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Aug 27, 2014 04:32
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- SirDan3k
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Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
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Why is everyone who shoots one of those things scared of dirt? Let me just set up my special chair/ prop the gun up in a truck bed.
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