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Malcolm Excellent posted:My mother's my sister! WHAD'YA DOIN'?! GIVING BIRTH?!
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![]() I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother.
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*is a spoony bard*
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Hi, welcome to Dragon Age. Your choices are: (go left) or (go right). Those are your choices. Forever.
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*are sick*
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glowstick party tonight posted:*are sick* I think I'm coughing up blood! I'm so tired! M-my lung! It's flopping all over the dirt!
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*sigh* Times are tough...
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glowstick party tonight posted:*are sick* This guy...
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Hi stranger! Welcome to the last town on your journey, the closest populated area to the epicentre of the oncoming apocalypse, and the city where you can buy the equipment you need to end the eternal reign of the Dark King of the Unrisen Sun. We're all counting on you to make sure tomorrow arrives at a- oh, how much does that equipment cost? Party of four, minus the only guy with a legendary quest reward weapon better than what can be bought here? Enough money to have the King assassinated and his castle razed to the loving ground, twice.
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Get me out of this hellhole.
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FIrst few seconds of this, forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bjtfvz0Wz4
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*takes your 8500000 gil* *continues to live the exact same life, standing in a shop, a shop with no exit, eternally delitized wrapped up in bad tropes*
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I had thought myself cursed or blessed, I did not know which. There rode into town one night a man who slaughtered all the men, women and beasts. While cowering in a corner, I found myself violently shaking and screaming as if I were half in this world and half inside a wall of stone, unable to flee from my pursuer. But in the flickers of a candle, trapped between air and stone, I found my attacker unable to strike me down. He left and came back repeatedly, bringing fire and arrow, but nothing could pierce my hide, yet I could feel them in me. I thought I was done, but 3 other horsemen joined him, and they all began to unleash more harm upon me, but Death would not come as if it were scared to share quarters with these men. They attempted to kill for me several hours for what appeared to be sport before finally departing and I felt the world slipping from me. Was this finally the peace of death? I awoke later, somehow free, and reunited with all my kin and clan, all of us appearing unharmed and oddly silent on what we had all experienced. I wished to praise God, believing I was reborn in the Kingdom of the Lord, but I could not speak my own thoughts or my own words. Then I heard screaming. The riders had returned, and I found myself forced against my will back to the corner and once again trapped in air and stone. I am on an endless spinning wheel that I do not know when it will end.
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GIVE me a GENDER SWAP POTION and I will tell you a SECRET
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Want to try a game of Lucky Hit?
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I'm just gonna keep loving dancing on the spot until you spend some cash, rear end in a top hat. Maybe even after that.
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*never eats* OR *always eating*
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This pervert just bought a pink, mint-flavored, lubricated, ribbed rubber!!!!
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I was once just a young scaly lizard, living off stolen bread (which I can live on as an argonian, also female argonians have breasts for some reason get off my case, okay?!) but then a man took me in and taught me the ways of murder. Sanguine, my brother. *walks around with a goofy lizard gait, never doing much of anything except gossiping with poisoners and axe murderers*
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I'm just an inanimate cube, beloved by the world.
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Seen any, hehehe, elves? HahAHAHAHA
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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:*never eats* *Ginormous loaf of bread the size of their torso appears out of thin air replacing their hand*
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*tries to go to sleep*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBrOZ3edk1E
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My wife is going to the market:![]()
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*says nothing when stranger comes in and loots personal belongings* *says 'hey thats my stuff" and does nothing when stranger comes in and loots belongings* *says 'now you're in trouble" when you accidentally touch his apple and causes whole town to riot against you*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE
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Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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I'M FEELING SLEEPY!!
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*Thorin sits down and starts singing about gold*
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# ? Jun 26, 2024 14:07 |
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ZZZ
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