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Piell posted:Your pornstar name is your first pet's name, the street you grew up on, and your mother's maiden name. Old Eddie who ran with Kermit the Frog here and, no, it's your middle name and a street you lived on So I'm Bill Baker, William Downing, Billy Brookedge or Will Ninth Avenue depending on your taste.
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Squidlips Bart? 
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Sep 15, 2019 16:22
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Captain Jack Sparrow, original name do not steal
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Sep 15, 2019 16:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAwMMVPalr0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uEYveSssok
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Sep 15, 2019 16:30
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LPL's sense of humor is pretty weird but he's like the Mister Rogers of lockpicking.
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Sep 15, 2019 16:35
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Be his neighbor and you'll never have to worry about accidentally locking yourself out.
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Sep 15, 2019 16:43
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huh, I got Miss Jack Sparrow am I married to Johnny Depp now?
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Sep 15, 2019 17:19
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Golden Dragon posted:huh, I got Miss Jack Sparrow I don't know, how many bruises you got?
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Sep 15, 2019 18:25
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 Nothing says 'comfy jumpsuit' like sitting awkwardly in my bed at night with the blinds up while I sip red wine out of my stemless wineglass and stare longingly at my outstretched foot, thinking how difficult it will be to catch myself when I fall backwards since my hand is in the pocket of my comfy jumpsuit.
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Sep 15, 2019 18:44
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This one is crazy try it out: Your pirate name is the first 8 digits of your credit card followed by the last 8 digits of your credit card, then your pirate ship's name is the expiry date of your credit card, and your pirate parrot's name is the CVC from your credit card post yours lmao mine is Jack sparrow
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Sep 15, 2019 18:55
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bike tory posted:This one is crazy try it out: Lol so random we have to meet up. My name is Cap'n Narc Bootlick of the Flyin' Bureau of Investigation.
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Sep 15, 2019 19:26
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Uh oh! Someone's in troubled waters now
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Sep 15, 2019 20:33
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Piell posted:Your pornstar name is your first pet's name, the street you grew up on, and your mother's maiden name. You don't need your mother's maiden name. Just the first two: I'm "Chocolate Washington" 
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Sep 15, 2019 20:56
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Piell posted:Your pornstar name is your first pet's name, the street you grew up on, and your mother's maiden name. Wow, on a page full of people talking about fash signifiers someone starts talking about securing a future for their identity.
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Sep 15, 2019 21:12
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Golden Dragon posted:huh, I got Miss Jack Sparrow Old George Chumbucket-Bart (of the Providence Chumbucket-Barts). I realize, now, how the hyphenated last name sounds to other people.
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Sep 15, 2019 23:37
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Captain Frans B. Cocq.
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Sep 15, 2019 23:44
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Can't believe I'm literally the only Fluffbucket. E: here's a picture 
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madeintaipei posted:Old George Chumbucket-Bart (of the Providence Chumbucket-Barts). I realize, now, how the hyphenated last name sounds to other people. What was being mechanic for Max Rockatansky like?
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ewiley posted:
this looks like she was drawn by a bad comic artist edit: poo poo like this 
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Sep 16, 2019 11:34
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bike tory posted:This one is crazy try it out: Do you hear that sound? That is the sound of millions saying "m̧̘̝ͨ͊͊ͬ͂͟ǭ͙̖̙̲̮͎͍ͧ͡ͅo̴̰̺̰̿ͥn̝̭̘̫͎̹ͥ͛̀̄ ̏̂͋ͬ͐̆̌̾҉͟҉̩̖̼m̢͓̯̭̦̗̺ͪ͋ͫ̓͊ͧ̾͊͠ơ̯͙͚͋̀̐̽ͦ͐͢͞o̞̦ͧ͑̑ͅņͤ͌ͣ̍̔̋̓ͬ҉̘̟̭̤̹̠." You demanded numbers; instead you will receive a legion of moon moon. W̴e ͏k͞now ͘y҉ou̢r̸ t͏ri͏c͘k͏s, you͏ ͏fi͡end̀. W̢̹̭̮͍̥̺e̝̞̼̙̖̺͛̇͛̒͠ͅ ̣̯̪̚͠ͅͅa͈̫͚̜̺̫̗r̺͔͓̠̖͒̀̈̿̂̌͟ͅe̱͎̗̭͍̊ͬ ̵̞̜̰̯̻̫̥͑̈̇c̯͑̅ͪͨ̿̿o͕͙̥̯̤͈͋̑ͨͫm̆͋̆͞ĭ̲̖͚͎͗͘n̦̠ͦͤ̔̂g̴̗̈ͥ̒̆̈̔̾ ͖̩͎̼͍̐͊͆̄̿̽f͓̹͙̫͈́̽̌ͦͥͦ͒͘ò͙̦̼̠̺̹͍r̊̈́̀̓ ̻͓̰̠̳ͥ̂̋̔y̵̮̭̗̬͇͋̇ǒ̡̬̥̯͈̪͍̂̄͗̅u̪̪̤̠͆ͯͯ̒̈́̍͞.͙͓͖̭͎͇̂̿ T̷̯̣͓̥ͪ͂̿̆h̲̤̤̰̎ͤͯ͟ḙ̸̠̳̲̞̬̳̙̣̉̃̇ ̽̓̃̊͘҉̼̲ͅm̸̥͔͕͖̝͈̲̮̩͛ͥͧͣ̓̈̆̕o̥̳̬̺ͩͪͨ͌̀͜oͧ́͌̾͒͋͏͈̬̟͔͖̭n̞͕̭̝ͥ͛͒͗̋s̽̄́̊͗͛̍҉̹̲̼̬ ̷̖̣̘͎͊̈̄͛̿̆̓͘͡ḿ͚̱̙̳̲ͮͮͥ͒͑͠ǫ̗̞͖̠̪̻ͩ̀̈ͯͅöͭ̔̅͏̢̡̪͖̯̞̱ͅn̵̼̼̺̝ͬ̇̓̊ͭ͆͗̒͒͠͡ ̶̺̙̰̓ͣ͂ͬ͒ͫ̍ͮ̕͡a͉̝̓̎̈́͜r͉ͦ̎͘e͙̼̘̖̍̅̒ͫ́ͧ͋ ̭͇͉̩ͮͨ͊ͧ͗ͮ̑͛͠c͕̩̲̟̫̆́͒ͩͮͯ̏o̡͕͙̠̭̹͖̓ͮͩ͘͜m̱̼ͣͮ̋͜͢͝ͅi̢̙̱̲̪͖͕ͫͭň͕͉̪̯ͮ͋̉̅͐̒̚͢ͅg̺̅̊́̀̚͟͡.̃̑̾ͦ͛̌̆ͩ͏̛͚͙̣ͅ Ț̵̢̧̙̳͔̭̱̙͖͚͙̘͉̱̱̼̞͊̈́̈́̒̎͂̀̄̄ͅḩ̲̤̪̙̘̹̰̩̾ͪ͗ͤͤ̆̍̿̈́̈̈́ͦ́͂ͧ̿̕͞ḙ̵̼̮̱͕̬̳ͩͤ͆ͫ̉ͯ̒ͧ̽͑ͬ̆̚͟͞͡ŗ̶̛̗̖͕̦̩̲͖͉̟̣̻̟̳̹͖͖̤̈̐ͭ̃ͨ͆ͤͣ̏̇̓͛̿̓̐̚e̵͋ͬ͛̾͛͐̓̊̀͌̊͂̏̽̚͏̢̼͚͓͓̳̳̼͎̘̳̤͙̠͇͜ͅ ̺̫͚͖̫̭̮͈̖̗̬̟̺̊̈́͒̃̑͗ͯ͛͠i̸̡͎̳̩̞̠̤̞͈̹̹̜̘ͮ̊͂͌ͣͮ̿̈́̑̏ͫ͒͊̉ͫ̀͠s̵̨͍̣̮͈̠͕͓̩̣̺͈̞̬̰͕̘̫̙̈͐̎̊̌̅ͩͩ̏̈́̄̿ͤ̇̆́͞ ̧̢͔͚̖̼͈̜̜͈̻̪͔͇̤̺̟̉ͩͫͮ͑ͭͧͥ̿̄̎͆͒͘ņ̴̶̴̛̞̭̩̞̬̙̣ͩͧͥ̌̓̊ͯ̄̈̀̈́̉ͫ͆͛͗͂o̡̙̙͖̳̯̫̤͎̙͍̣̗̫͈͒͋ͫ̈͗̍ͫ̿̽̈̾̃̏ͥ͂ͭ͠ ̸̳̳̞͚̇͐̆̿̋̈͊ͫ̎͆̌ͭ͆́ͪ͑̎̚e̋ͪ͐ͮ͌ͤͧ҉͇̘͎̤̤͖̗͈̲̭̤̀s̵̡̤̙̱͚͙̠̼̬̯̯̪͂͐ͫ͗̏̐̓͊̎̾̍̃̊̚͝͡ͅċ̵̢̽͛̇̐ͬ̇̓҉̨̟̭̺̙̦̬̖a͊̉͌͒̉̾̆̈́̓͐̎̓͌҉̠̞̦̞̥̳p̂̀̐͆̌͏̥̮̭͎̩̜̟̪̲e̶̡̙̭̥̟͙̤̳͐ͮ̀͐̇ͣ̏̈̏͌̆̅ͮͧͬ̔͑̚̚͘͟.̢̼̣̝̯̻̫̪̭̜̟̮͈̭̭̥̈̿͋̒̂̀̐̓ͅ
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Kanine posted:this looks like she was drawn by a bad comic artist How does that left hip even work?
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ewiley posted:How does that left hip even work? It doesn't, it's an aesthetic hip!
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I was going to make a joke about it not being a load bearing hip. That led me to think of the beauty that is the phrase "load bearing drywall." I typed it into Google search and the first suggestion was "load bearing drywall grover." The fact that Google knows enough about that to suggest it first is a better joke than I could ever possibly write.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I was going to make a joke about it not being a load bearing hip. That led me to think of the beauty that is the phrase "load bearing drywall." Before anyone outs themselves as a sex weird: those are based on your browsing habits. If you're a goon googling goon stuff you're goonna get goon results.
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Nastyman posted:Before anyone outs themselves as a sex weird: those are based on your browsing habits. If you're a goon googling goon stuff you're goonna get goon results. shoulda waited til we found out who has a drywall kink
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Sep 16, 2019 14:41
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jojoinnit posted:It doesn't, it's an aesthetic hip! 
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Nastyman posted:Before anyone outs themselves as a sex weird: those are based on your browsing habits. If you're a goon googling goon stuff you're goonna get goon results. Nope, just checked it in private mode on my work computer and "load bearing drywall grover" is still the first suggestion.
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ewiley posted:How does that left hip even work? Look up "mj spider-man couch meme" to see people trying it in real life. EDIT: Or just click here I'm not your mother, do what you want.
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I can't decide if the better terrible combo is: Bucko O'O'Malley or Lady Spot Tuna Breath But I don't think the person who made this put a lot of thought into it
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Freebooter Spot of Dark Water sounds like an impossibly cute dog a band of pirates keeps around and pets a lot.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I was going to make a joke about it not being a load bearing hip. That led me to think of the beauty that is the phrase "load bearing drywall." It's definitely become a meme outside of these forums. I see it referenced on Facebook sometimes.
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It's also on Twitter pretty often, since social media sites constantly feed their content to each other
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Well at least her vagina bone is intact.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Look up "mj spider-man couch meme" to see people trying it in real life.  
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Piell posted:Nope, just checked it in private mode on my work computer and "load bearing drywall grover" is still the first suggestion. I would consider that evidence that (a) Google knows where you work and (b) private mode isn't. 
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Sep 16, 2019 18:02
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jojoinnit posted:Can't believe I'm literally the only Fluffbucket. This season, on Elephants with Hella Pants
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Sep 16, 2019 18:23
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Piell posted:Nope, just checked it in private mode on my work computer and "load bearing drywall grover" is still the first suggestion.  Can confirm, I don't believe I've ever seen/typed the phrase in this browser and it still shows up in incognito. But mainly I want to know more about those load-bearing drones 
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Zopotantor posted:I would consider that evidence that (a) Google knows where you work and (b) private mode isn't. The first suggestion for me with "load bearing d" was drywall, followed by drywall Grover. Also after I did that search I immediately started getting Google ads for dating Asian girls which I was not getting before so gj goons.
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Baron von Eevl posted:The first suggestion for me with "load bearing d" was drywall, followed by drywall Grover. Also after I did that search I immediately started getting Google ads for dating Asian girls which I was not getting before so gj goons. Maybe those girls want you for your load bearing D.
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