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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

juche avocado posted:

oh

huh ok

lg do you have any authorial intent to register

wtf "authorial intent" do u think this the 19th century or summat :thunk:

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Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

galenanorth posted:

I got into an argument with a Trump supporter on Reddit

I linked https://www.cbsnews.com/news/quotes-from-steve-bannon-trumps-new-white-house-chief-strategist/ at one point and got the reply

"You do realize that the articles that you listed were written by guys who were gay or Jewish? Not exactly front men for the SS. Milo is Milo and over the top if anything. Breitbart isn't Trump, so what exactly is your point?"

They're just pretending Bannon doesn't reflect on Trump because he's an ex-employee, they're using the "a minority was paid highly enough to say racist things", and then "Milo is Milo and over the top if anything." is a vacuous statement that applies to anything Trump says, it's just so twisted I kept thinking of places to begin and thinking of new angles, but I just decided to stop there

what did you expect honestly

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Shageletic posted:

I like what the local paper put out after the pardon


But seriously, what or who is a jeff

a stormchaser of some renown who was hanging around in a car wash as it was collapsing around him and left his car several times to get a better view of 150 mph winds throwing debris all over the place

he's alive by the grace of a sturdy blue brick shed that stood in the immediate vicinity

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

galenanorth posted:

I got into an argument with a Trump supporter on Reddit

I linked https://www.cbsnews.com/news/quotes-from-steve-bannon-trumps-new-white-house-chief-strategist/ at one point and got the reply

"You do realize that the articles that you listed were written by guys who were gay or Jewish? Not exactly front men for the SS. Milo is Milo and over the top if anything. Breitbart isn't Trump, so what exactly is your point?"

They're just pretending Bannon doesn't reflect on Trump because he's an ex-employee, they're using the "a minority was paid highly enough to say racist things", and then "Milo is Milo and over the top if anything." is a vacuous statement that applies to anything Trump says, it's just so twisted I kept thinking of places to begin and thinking of new angles, but I just decided to stop there

hahahahahaha you read reddit
what a self own

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

what, really

is a word

umwhile is also a word

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

juche avocado posted:

oh

huh ok

lg do you have any authorial intent to register

just riffin on oblivious tactless phrasing as a gag, its not that deep


Brain Curry posted:

Did you find that on etzi?

etsy seller:] heroin aint gonna buy itself :colbert:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Al! posted:

superman is an interventionist god that only saves white people from particularly gruesome deaths

zack snyder's superman is a better god than whatever superman ur talkin about here

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
umwhile stoned, i posted in the trump thread

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


The guy who got shot at ( who was saving an old white guy) later saved a black guy from beaten from four Nazis with 4X4s, barricading themselves in a staircase as the Nazis tried to break in.

what i'm saying is that guy is a loving hero.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

deadgoon posted:

zack snyder's superman is a better god than whatever superman ur talkin about here

who???????

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
soldier 76: #bluelivesmatter #whitegenocide #maga

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

umwhile is also a word

your mom is a word

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/901549908834099201

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Shageletic posted:

I like what the local paper put out after the pardon


But seriously, what or who is a jeff

last night a dude named jeff went with a few others in his nissan murano or whatever into the ee of hurricane harvey and hid out in an car warsh while winds of 140+ mph ripped roofs off (including the car warsh) and signs flying everywhere while he gave the play by play, getting in and out of his car only during his refractory period (they got off on this btw). his wife pleaded with him to relent and abandon his mission but he stood steadfast and moved onto walmart and remained during the entirety of the category 4 bukkake, leaving behidn a blue shed that survived the night thanks to inspiration from jeff

also his phone continually rang with a sound effect from the pinbot pinball table

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Itzena posted:



JEFF'S ALIVE!!!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Shageletic posted:

I like what the local paper put out after the pardon


But seriously, what or who is a jeff

Jeff is the wall of the eye, Jeff is the eye of the storm
What is blue and a shed can eternal stand, even Jeff may cheat death

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

umwhile is also a word

stay umwhile, and listen

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

deadgoon posted:

zack snyder's superman is a better god than whatever superman ur talkin about here

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Internet Webguy posted:

just took a dab


:shittydog:

same

woof woof

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

MariusLecter posted:

Jeff is the wall of the eye, Jeff is the eye of the storm
What is blue and a shed can eternal stand, even Jeff may cheat death

death cheats jeff not the other way

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mrbradlymrmartin posted:

wtf "authorial intent" do u think this the 19th century or summat :thunk:

yes

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

fake news he legit saved a Mexican girl in one of the videos

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
arthorital intent is like coming out but for aardvark kin

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
Winston would be the "centrist" character

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

arthorital intent is like coming out but for aardvark kin

@fursonareveals

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Lastgirl posted:

just riffin on oblivious tactless phrasing as a gag, its not that deep

i just didn't get it :negative:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

soldier 88

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

prithee sir, might you be so kind as to allow me to borrow thy time machine?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

LegoMan posted:

Winston would be the "centrist" character

*pushes glasses up to face* um, actually

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

juche avocado posted:

i just didn't get it :negative:

im not sure i did but i think i did

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
soldier 69

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Zyla posted:

death cheats jeff not the other way

Give me a break I can't think of how to enter that with an 'and' or 'nd' :qq:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

juche avocado posted:

i just didn't get it :negative:

dont worry i never get it :smith:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
tbs is back

trump thread is good again

awoooooooooooo

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Office Pig posted:

soldier 69

in "old" man voice

"nice"

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mrbradlymrmartin posted:

prithee sir, might you be so kind as to allow me to borrow thy time machine?

gay, verily

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Im glad all of sheriff Joe's poo poo is getting dredged up again

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

if gay means happy then im super super hetero

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

deadgoon posted:

tbs is back

trump thread is good again

awoooooooooooo

werewolves of trumpen

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