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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Unroll the thread so you can laugh at this piss baby in his gilded glory; I hope that every state tells him to gently caress off so hard that the convention is held in an AOL chat room instead.

You mean the place where Republicans feel the most comfortable?

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EKIOeg-I1M

Mount Pleasant isn't anymore

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
You know, I should've seen this coming. The natural state of Americans is basically gently caress YOU.

Things might get worse, but the reaction of the general public to police brutality and dumb fashy Donnie bullshit has really been gently caress YOU I'M STILL MARCHING today.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

facialimpediment posted:

THE HOPE TRAIN'S A ROLLIN BUDDY

https://twitter.com/DCGuard1802/status/1267980958080339969

We're 2.5 hours into DC's curfew and I haven't seen poo poo yet. Yesterday might've been a shark-jumping moment. It's early, but there are some serious signs that Donnie really, really, reallyreally hosed up.

There's currently an RC-26B orbiting ~6500 around DC. It's a surveillance/ELINT bird.

https://tar1090.adsbexchange.com/?icao=adfd7f

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CBJSprague24 posted:

It was refreshing to hear something that wasn't the trumped up (no pun intended) rant of a deranged lunatic about the FAKE NEWWWWWWWS and conspiracies while jerking himself off to the self-image that he's Hitler, the Kims, and Putin all rolled up into one.

Biden, if he won (please :ohdear:), could turn out to be just a boring politician but, gently caress it, I'll take somebody who's at least trying to unite as opposed to Hair Fuhrer.

e- Also, when Dubya goes on Twitter to passive-aggressively call you a lovely POTUS, you know you're a shitshow.

Hate to agree with dubs but that was some weird poo poo indeed

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



pantslesswithwolves posted:

Lol Trump is so mad right now, he’s pulling the RNC out of North Carolina.


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267985989471002626

Unroll the thread so you can laugh at this piss baby in his gilded glory; I hope that every state tells him to gently caress off so hard that the convention is held in an AOL chat room instead.

Hell and drat yes, cya RNC

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

BIG HEADLINE posted:

There's currently an RC-26B orbiting ~6500 around DC. It's a surveillance/ELINT bird.

https://tar1090.adsbexchange.com/?icao=adfd7f

Centra Spike / Grey Wolf at it again? Or regular dudes?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Bored As gently caress posted:

Louisville police are now saying this video shows McTuttle was armed and shooting at officers. I can barely make out what was in his hand. Maybe earlyish in the video? I can't tell.

https://www.wlky.com/article/live-following-another-night-of-unrest-louisville-mayor-gives-update/32744031

So they're saying dude was cooking at his bbq place, saw police coming down the street, and started a firefight with them?

I see the gun on the floor at the end of the first part of the video, looked like barbecue tongs in his hands before that. But that video to me looked like a dude that tried to get to his gun as he was being shot to death. I admit my eyes might be a little biased at the moment but still.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Having earpro doesn't hurt, either. And I don't know why people are carrying around jugs of non-shelf-stable milk when Maalox or DHT milk will do the same thing and be a hell of a lot more portable.

Americans are way out of practice on the revolt thing

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
He was known locally for giving free meals to cops, so it seems out of character to walk out and start blastin'.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Godholio posted:

He was known locally for giving free meals to cops, so it seems out of character to walk out and start blastin'.

Yeah, from everything I've read about the dude and the situation he would have no reason to start something.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
HEY, WE'VE GOT THIS BUS, IT'S ROLLING, AND WE NEED TO PICK SOMEONE

https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/1268000040674525184

IVANKA AND HOPE GET THE TRIPLE AXLE

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
Since there was no one in the preview photo, I for some reason was picturing it would be some guy with his dick in a bong doing a funny walk through the intersection and screaming like a madman.

Mount Pleasant goons, please do this

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Oh my god throwing Ivanka under the bus is too loving perfect

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/adamwren/status/1267986676317650944?s=20

Neighboring city here Carmel threatened to sue Minneapolis yesterday. Local reporter walking around after they imposed curfew today. Those weird brass statues are annoying during normal times.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


welp, cops have started gassing people in milwaukee. Good thing I've got my eye pro on the way

we marched up from bay view (wealthy neighborhood on the south end, cool kid zone on the northern end) and, WEIRDLY, there was minimal cop presence but as soon as we get to where black people might live, they're poppin off

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Fallom posted:

Oh my god throwing Ivanka under the bus is too loving perfect

makes sense, daddy only liked her when she was underage

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

They would’ve tried Melania but nobody would believe she’s anywhere within 800 miles of the White House

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Why did they threaten to sue? :confused:

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Handsome Ralph posted:

Why did they threaten to sue? :confused:

Something about Minneapolis' incompetence leading to Carmel needing to spend more money. It is real dumb and got walked back today.

In the Indy suburbs: Fishers and Noblesville are the middle class areas; Carmel is more upper middle class; and the Westfield / Meridian Indy are the upper class areas

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/adamwren/status/1267986676317650944?s=20

Neighboring city here Carmel threatened to sue Minneapolis yesterday. Local reporter walking around after they imposed curfew today. Those weird brass statues are annoying during normal times.

Carmel, Indiana trying to make it about Carmel is extremely Carmel.

btw, Cicero had one of the trashiest little gun stores with a very openly racist owner.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Dum Cumpster posted:

So they're saying dude was cooking at his bbq place, saw police coming down the street, and started a firefight with them?

I see the gun on the floor at the end of the first part of the video, looked like barbecue tongs in his hands before that. But that video to me looked like a dude that tried to get to his gun as he was being shot to death. I admit my eyes might be a little biased at the moment but still.

Yeah, I really can't make heads or tails of the whole thing. I can't imagine why he'd shoot at the cops. He reportedly gave free meals away to cops before this whole thing started. I dont understand and really want more video to help us figure out exactly how everything happened.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Lol Trump is so mad right now, he’s pulling the RNC out of North Carolina.


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267985989471002626

Unroll the thread so you can laugh at this piss baby in his gilded glory; I hope that every state tells him to gently caress off so hard that the convention is held in an AOL chat room instead.

Second life :pray:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/1267985776270290946

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Steve King (R-eally racist) looks like he's going down in a primary.

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1268005302605164545

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/23rdButterfly/status/1267986452471787523?s=20

They sent a poet

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Bored As gently caress posted:

Centra Spike / Grey Wolf at it again? Or regular dudes?

Can't see where it originated from so I can't be sure.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fallom posted:

Oh my god throwing Ivanka under the bus is too loving perfect

If you can think of a bigger neg,

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Next months thread title?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

ded posted:

Next months thread title?

Next month is a decade away.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A revolving door of dick titles

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Next month is a decade away.

I'll believe there's a next month when I see it.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

A revolving door of dick titles

Try not to get a new title on the way through the parking lot

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I'm breaking a personal rule because this is funny as gently caress and I'm in a really good mood:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1268006529678049281

PEOPLE LOVED MY WALK

SEE, SHE LOVED MY WALK

PEOPLE LOVED MY loving WALK

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying alive

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I respect both Kathy Griffin, and the actual woman making GBS threads on the overturned squad car.

https://twitter.com/kathygriffin/status/1268004255954112513?s=19

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

facialimpediment posted:

I'm breaking a personal rule because this is funny as gently caress and I'm in a really good mood:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1268006529678049281

PEOPLE LOVED MY WALK

SEE, SHE LOVED MY WALK

PEOPLE LOVED MY loving WALK

He can't even tell the truth about this, Sasser just sat down with Nebraska papers to express his disapproval of the photo op.

https://twitter.com/funder/status/1267849941352882176?s=20

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

facialimpediment posted:

I'm breaking a personal rule because this is funny as gently caress and I'm in a really good mood:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1268006529678049281

PEOPLE LOVED MY WALK

SEE, SHE LOVED MY WALK

PEOPLE LOVED MY loving WALK

Symptoms of moderate or mid-stage dementia / Alzheimer’s posted:

Difficulty following along with group and one-on-one conversations; losing train of thought when speaking; increased difficulty finding the right words when speaking or writing; loss of vocabulary, like proper nouns and slang terms; substituting words that sound the same or inventing new words; difficulty following storylines in books, TV shows, or movies; difficulty following directions; poor recall when telling others about recent events; increased use of gestures to communicate.

I would say he's a good six months before he reaches end stage Alzheimer's.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


oh no, Esper’s drunk the kool aid. insurrection act:

“Vice President Mike Pence favored the idea, reasoning that it would allow quicker action than calling up National Guard units, and he was backed by Mr. Esper. But Mr. Barr and General Milley warned against it. The attorney general cited concerns about states’ rights, while General Milley assured the president that he had enough force already in the nation’s capital to secure the city and expressed worry about putting active-duty soldiers in such a role.
...
Mr. Trump and Mr. Pence then conducted a conference call with the nation’s governors in which the president berated them for being “weak” and “fools,” advising them to “dominate” the demonstrators. Mr. Esper talked about controlling “the battlespace.””

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/02/us/politics/trump-walk-lafayette-square.html?referringSource=articleShare

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
poo poo changed so loving much overnight, the NYPD had 5,000 people trapped on a bridge and let them go.

https://twitter.com/amyjharris/status/1268010222678876160

https://twitter.com/AaronKatersky/status/1268011036726251521

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