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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

This card will deliver because it's a half dropped meat pie of a card. Its the shiny ones ya gotta be worried about.

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BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Snowman_McK posted:

I've been slow getting on Stipe train but goddamn him taking shots from Ngannou and wearing him out is up there in performances. It wasn't the most exciting fight, far from it, but goddamn it was impressive as an athletic feat.

Dude, watching that fight live was incredibly tense.

Up there with the Thug Rose/Goblin Queen fights

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Fighting Ngannou is basically like running across the motorway.

moctopus
Nov 28, 2005

I guess frogger is an ok nickname for a guy that moved to France.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Colby Covington is in the news again for being a pathetic incel bitch. (He said he wasn't taking a fight because he was "balls deep" in Viana)

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2021/3/23/22346155/ufc-polyana-viana-responds-to-colby-covingtons-revolting-sexual-comments-mma-news

Josuke Higashikata fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Mar 26, 2021

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

So proud of this sport


That's not JBJ, btw.

Tangy Zizzle
Aug 22, 2007
- brad
Avila is on the Krause team now hell yeah

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

"Miesha Tate posted:

“She might be able to go out there, and hopefully she gets that next opportunity, and I’d love for her to be able to attain that goal, too. But speaking right now, the champion is Amanda. I’d love to run that one back. I would love to fight her again because I know I have the style to beat her. I’m not at all gonna take anything away from her. She is just a scary woman, and she hits like a man, and I know that. I know everything. I’ve been in there with her, and I’ve seen what she’s done since then, but I know I have the style to beat her, and I know I have desire. I have plans, I have goals, and I know I’m somebody that, when push comes to shove, I make sh*t happen.”

Miesha has a 2 year plan to get the belt from Amanda. :allears:

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

TheTofuShop posted:

Miesha has a 2 year plan to get the belt from Amanda. :allears:

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


love a good plan that involves not doing anything for 4 years while your target evolves past super saiyan and into the realm of the gods themselves

went well for mcgregor and he only had 2 years off before he sacrificed himself to khabib

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Ngannou fights like he walked into a spiderweb as he entered the cage.

Screama
Nov 25, 2007
Yes, I am very cereal.
If Stipe finishes Ngannou he should retire on top. Nothing left to prove and he doesn't owe JBJ poo poo.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Untrustable posted:

Ngannou fights like he walked into a spiderweb as he entered the cage.

he dated gwen steffani???

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Anyway, here's this:

https://twitter.com/mmamania/status/1375439888041046025

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
https://twitter.com/bisping/status/1375231948642115588

I know Bisping isn't a small guy or whatever but that's not a large horse right?

I hope the stands at 261 are completely empty but I know in my heart it will be completely sold out very quickly.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Brut posted:


I hope the stands at 261 are completely empty but I know in my heart it will be completely sold out very quickly.

https://twitter.com/aaronbronsteter/status/1375157453327888391?s=20

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





Yeah, a friend of mine who lives in Jax said that tickets were averaging four figures, even for seats in the upper

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
God are they actually doing that before a full stadium? That’s nuts.

WhiteHowler
Apr 3, 2001

I'M HUGE!

blue footed boobie posted:

God are they actually doing that before a full stadium? That’s nuts.

It's super on-brand for Jacksonville, Florida.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
US UFC fans in general are lovely towards foreign fighters

How lovely do you think the fans who don't care enough about COVID to pack the arena will be towards Zhang

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



LobsterMobster posted:

US UFC fans in general are lovely towards foreign fighters

How lovely do you think the fans who don't care enough about COVID to pack the arena will be towards Zhang

drat I didnt even think about that, and in Florida too. Yeah it's gonna be heinous :catstare:

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Imagine being hospitalized/dying just so you can make Dana more rich

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


Brut posted:

https://twitter.com/bisping/status/1375231948642115588

I know Bisping isn't a small guy or whatever but that's not a large horse right?

I hope the stands at 261 are completely empty but I know in my heart it will be completely sold out very quickly.

Normal sized horse bro.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


My sympathies to the IETs, doctors and nurses who get paid like poo poo to deal with the utter carnage the UFC is going to bring to their emergency wards so that Dana can have people watch the event with a poo poo view in person instead of on PPV.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
wow, i did not realize i was secretly a 1000 year old dust-mummy, but this confirms it

https://twitter.com/MMAHistoryToday/status/1375469755516264454

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Screama posted:

If Stipe finishes Ngannou he should retire on top. Nothing left to prove and he doesn't owe JBJ poo poo.

I would laugh and laugh

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lki_sH1cyIY

Stipe-DC 4

I love them both :allears:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Untrustable posted:

Ngannou fights like he walked into a spiderweb as he entered the cage.

lmao

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

He left off his response to the horse.
"Don't worry, I'm not overeem"

ilmucche fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Mar 26, 2021

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

beep by grandpa posted:

Imagine being hospitalized/dying just so you can make Dana more rich

I mean, you'll get to see the fight card as a last hoorah

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


This was adorable

Honey Im Homme
Sep 3, 2009


Lol they cut out the part where they start the game and whatever intern set it up had chosen Blachowicz vs. DC

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


The real DC looked like he could barely turn his back and neck at this point.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
In more fun and wholesome TKZ video content, he details the 3 fighters he admires the most

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpbWbm82cFI

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Josuke Higashikata posted:

The real DC looked like he could barely turn his back and neck at this point.

Well, he looks like he's losing a bit of weight at least

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Patch Notes
- Increased size of Daniel Cormier model to improve realism

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

LobsterMobster posted:

In more fun and wholesome TKZ video content, he details the 3 fighters he admires the most

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpbWbm82cFI

Was hoping one of them would say overeem, slap a tumbler on the table then move on but I guess the rockhold dick joke works too

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


LobsterMobster posted:

In more fun and wholesome TKZ video content, he details the 3 fighters he admires the most

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpbWbm82cFI

Love the handsome man content

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
gdt

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3963482

go watch fights

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kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Goddammit they are going to give JBJ the title shot and he doesn't deserve it. :mad:

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