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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

Is the quoter... mechanical in any way?

No! It is the bad kind of quoter!

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ff7cid
Jun 27, 2008

Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about!

TravBot posted:

No! It is the bad kind of quoter!

Bad news, nobody. The super-quoter super-exploded! I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


ff7cid posted:

Bad news, nobody. The super-quoter super-exploded! I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs.

Hey! Oh! You want me to do two things?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
You want us to do four things?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Cojawfee posted:

You want us to do four things?

Lets all go somewhere where we won't have to do one quintillion of a thing!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I take lungs now, gills come in two to three weeks.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Coleman posted:

Is the quoter... mechanical in any way?

NO IT IS THE BAD KIND OF QUOTER.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

So long, Earth! Thanks for the air and whatnot.

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

Athenry posted:

NO IT IS THE BAD KIND OF QUOTER.

The flower would also have been acceptable.

R to the J
Sep 2, 2004

The biggest e-penis of them all!

FadingChord posted:

Hey! Oh! You want me to do two things?

It's amazing the way you NOTICE TWO THINGS.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


John Dough posted:

So long, Earth! Thanks for the air and whatnot.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. :mad:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

IUG posted:

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. :mad:

...

Hi, Animatronio!

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Alter Ego posted:

...

Hi, Animatronio!

Ah, well, you'll make a nice heap.

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Flatscan posted:

Ah, well, you'll make a nice heap.
It contains'a four kind'a things.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

It contains'a four kind'a things.

You like swarms of things, right?

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Flatscan posted:

Ah, well, you'll make a nice heap.

To induce vomiting, that was the solution!

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

superjew posted:

To induce vomiting, that was the solution!
Precious hamburgers?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

Precious hamburgers?

What smells like Porpoise Hork?

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Sanguinia posted:

What smells like Porpoise Hork?
CRAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

Coleman posted:

CRAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!

What a nice lady.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Serella posted:

What a nice lady.


Hopes... Deleted :(

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Mmmmmm, at least quotes haven't changed!

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Coleman posted:

CRAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!

Someday, I want to marry a girl like her.

Kannen
Apr 24, 2007

make this page more CAW CAW!!
A MAN expressing desire to marry a WOMAN?! Oh sirrah, how deliciously absurd!

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

MokBa posted:

Mmmmmm, at least quotes haven't changed!

I'm never gonna get used to the 174th Quote Thread page!

Caffeinated Coleman? Colemanated Mokba?

Surgeon General Bouvenstein!?

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sanguinia posted:

I'm never gonna get used to the 174th Quote Thread page!

Caffeinated Coleman? Colemanated Mokba?

Surgeon General Bouvenstein!?

Not all problems can be solved with quotes, Sanguinia. One day, you'll learn that.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

Not all problems can be solved with quotes, Sanguinia. One day, you'll learn that.

Somethings wrong! Quoting isn't working and that's all we're good at! :ohdear:

Danzel Glovington
Mar 16, 2006

I'm too old to bury my son!

Sanguinia posted:

Somethings wrong! Quoting isn't working and that's all we're good at! :ohdear:

If we don't go back and make that event happen, the entire quote thread will be closed... And as OP, I'm against that.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Danzel Glovington posted:

If we don't go back and make that event happen, the entire quote thread will be closed... And as OP, I'm against that.

I would never do such a thing! Unless YOU were already having been going to do that!

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

I would never do such a thing! Unless YOU were already having been going to do that!

You can't arrest me for future thread closing... WHEN ITS RIGHT NOW THREAD CLOSING!

:zaeed:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Danzel Glovington posted:

If we don't go back and make that event happen, the entire quote thread will be closed... And as OP, I'm against that.

I thought your job was to cast the deciding vote in a drawn poll?

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Jerusalem posted:

I thought your job was to cast the deciding vote in a drawn poll?

And protect the space time continuum. Read the Constitution!

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

Athenry posted:

And protect the space time continuum. Read the Constitution!

I request a satanic funeral...

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Athenry posted:

And protect the space time continuum. Read the Constitution!

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Elanor Roosevelt posted:

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

Just slow it down, I'll quote Hitler out the window.

Darn! I quoted Elanor Roosevelt instead.

Spigs
Jun 5, 2008

superjew posted:

Just slow it down, I'll quote Hitler out the window.

Darn! I quoted Elanor Roosevelt instead.

That was the old superjew, he's dead now.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Flatscan posted:

Ah, well, you'll make a nice heap.

I'm 40% heap!

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


MariusLecter posted:

I'm 40% heap!

Science cannot move forward without heaps!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
"The Cyber House Rules" is on CC right now, and I have to wonder...

If mutants aren't allowed on the surface, and Leela only got a pass because everyone thought she was an alien, how come Sally (the one with the ear on her face,) gets to be on the surface? Unless a second set of mutant parents decided to "pass her off" as an alien, too?

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IUG
Jul 14, 2007


She could have been born on the surface, and then abandoned. :smith:

Also, I have a tail! :unsmith:

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