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https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1311318182297251844 https://twitter.com/rscook/status/1311313987607261186 i have loved bruce ever since he ran his crotch into the camera at the superbowl.
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Oct 1, 2020 05:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxpkIVaYcfw
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Oct 1, 2020 05:27
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Maybe if they had approved more stimulus checks more chuds would be donating. You ever consider that lady G?
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Oct 1, 2020 05:35
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That's a smol hand, the likes of which have never been seen before
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Oct 1, 2020 05:47
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He should ask his lil ladybugs
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Oct 1, 2020 05:48
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If Cruz were anyone else I'd feel bad, but every time I see his ugly dopey face I lol
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Oct 1, 2020 05:51
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Correction, Chris Wallace interrupted Trump zero times.
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Oct 1, 2020 05:54
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hawowanlawow posted:If Cruz were anyone else I'd feel bad, but every time I see his ugly dopey face I lol Shh he can't help it, he's molting.
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Oct 1, 2020 05:57
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Oscar Wild posted:Nah, he's lazy. Actually its the most relatable part of ted Cruz, aside from his love of pornography All 100,000 of them, squirming free from the glistening eggs sacs he deposited in the creche-chasm near the underwater city of Y'ha-Nthlei.
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Oct 1, 2020 06:00
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All they have to do is set up the soundproof booths and headsets from the game show Twenty One. I just want to see Trump sitting in the dark booth with no microphone for 2 full minutes.
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Oct 1, 2020 06:18
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FMguru posted:His love for his children makes him pretty relatable. Lol
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Oct 1, 2020 06:19
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I haven't seen this posted yet but even if it has it bears repeating because it's pretty choice. "Rick Santorum says asking Trump to condemn right-wing extremists is unfair because they're his base" https://www.businessinsider.com/rick-santorum-trump-right-wing-extremists-voting-base-2020-9
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Oct 1, 2020 06:21
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Clockwork Sputnik posted:I haven't seen this posted yet but even if it has it bears repeating because it's pretty choice. Lmao go rick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iExgnVXSAuE
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Oct 1, 2020 06:25
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I wonder if he's also becoming increasingly isolated Analysis of Trump’s tweets shows he’s sleeping less, and getting angrier
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Oct 1, 2020 06:30
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I had some solid lols from Desus & Mero discussing the debate, they are hilarious. https://youtu.be/JiNxNJyyDRc
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Oct 1, 2020 06:34
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Catastrophe posted:I wonder if he's also becoming increasingly isolated nyt deadass timed that sunday and monday tax story release to keep him from sleeping
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Oct 1, 2020 06:41
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Catastrophe posted:sleeping less, and getting angrier USA for the last 4 yrs
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Oct 1, 2020 06:45
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Beau of the Fifth Column put out a nice four minute video on the debates and how to make them more fair for Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwiB8jPUQAs
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Oct 1, 2020 07:18
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lol if trump loses the election his supporters will just go "he got everything done he promised and wanted to do in 4 years anyways and made america great again best prez ever" because they're brainwashed apes
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Oct 1, 2020 07:25
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Hoooooly poo poo Lmao, Chris looking especially red in the face and Ted looking tremendously sloppy. I also appreciated seeing Ted die a little inside when Chris reminded him that Diaper Don called his wife ugly (LIKE A DOG!!!) and threatened to spill the beans on her. Eat poo poo, Ted.
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Oct 1, 2020 07:26
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Pick posted:nyt deadass timed that sunday and monday tax story release to keep him from sleeping lmao, didn't think of that no wonder he was especially cranky
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Oct 1, 2020 07:26
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AHH F/UGH posted:lol if trump loses the election his supporters will just go "he got everything done he promised and wanted to do in 4 years anyways and made america great again best prez ever" because they're brainwashed apes i think they'll just go "fake news"
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Oct 1, 2020 07:30
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Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan trailer comes out tomorrow btw Assumedly he gives a monkey doll with a big boner or something to Mike Pence
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Oct 1, 2020 07:35
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https://twitter.com/MaxKennerly/status/1311536065983979520
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Oct 1, 2020 07:40
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"A man came up to me. A tough man. A man who -- a worker, a construction worker. Real worker, and he looked at me -- this is two years ago -- he said, 'Sir, you have given us back our life.' And he was crying." -- Trump It reads like a perfect 1-to-1 Fancy Hat post. Insane.
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Oct 1, 2020 07:43
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when did he switch the bronzer from orange to poo poo
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Oct 1, 2020 07:44
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nooneofconsequence posted:when did he switch the bronzer from orange to poo poo maybe the original brand went out of business because of covid
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Oct 1, 2020 07:50
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How it actually went down: "Hey fatass, when are you gonna pay us?"
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Oct 1, 2020 08:12
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https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1311541024985165824 paul joseph watson is so loving hilarious.
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Oct 1, 2020 08:57
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https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1311379713332477954
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Oct 1, 2020 08:59
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B-b-b-b-but both sides  *Narrowly dodges a turd thrown by Trump as he insults my family*
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Oct 1, 2020 09:42
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EA Sports posted:some old lady flipped me off five minutes ago out of nowhere lmfao. Yesterday during a work meeting someone used the phrase "many such cases", and I had to suppress a snort.
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Oct 1, 2020 09:45
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gret posted:On paper Ted Cruz, magna cum laude Harvard Law grad, debate champion at Princeton, SCOTUS clerk, etc. should be one of the smartest and sharpest people in the Senate. Yet he just trots out the laziest bog standard Republican attacks and talking points whenever he's interviewed. It's really freaking weird. Debate champion at Princeton, a school predominantly for rich failsons, is not an achievement. I've met individuals at public universities who come across as a thousand times more intelligent and well-reasoned than Ted Cruz. The personal attacks between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump in 2016 were downright vicious. The fact that he not only lost but also had to lay down and heap praise on Donald Trump afterwards says all that you need to know about Ted Cruz's sharpness.
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Oct 1, 2020 09:53
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QuarkJets posted:Debate champion at Princeton, a school predominantly for rich failsons, is not an achievement. I've met individuals at public universities who come across as a thousand times more intelligent and well-reasoned than Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz is the absolute cringiest politician around. He's so desperate to be liked, but so incredibly unlikeable. This is still one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRs3htHJFU4
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Oct 1, 2020 10:07
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bird with big dick posted:Secret service makes donald trump wear a bullet proof diaper Nobody can poo poo that hard, surely?
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Oct 1, 2020 10:35
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Tip posted:Ted Cruz is the absolute cringiest politician around. He's so desperate to be liked, but so incredibly unlikeable. None of those were impressions. Wow.
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Oct 1, 2020 10:50
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Tip posted:Ted Cruz is the absolute cringiest politician around. He's so desperate to be liked, but so incredibly unlikeable. god drat this is embarrassing. he literally has to look down on his sheet for the flanders line, "okily dokily neighborino".?? there is no way he's ever watched the simpsons and thinks his impressions are good. like his burns is just "raspy voice", and the alien kang has a deep voice not a nerd voice like ted's.
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Oct 1, 2020 10:54
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AlliedBiscuit posted:I keep seeing Right Wing POC say that the Proud Boys can't possibly be white supremacists because they have a number of non-white members. They think they're safe from face eating leopards, but sooner or later their faces will be eaten.
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hawowanlawow posted:I once bonded with a 'nam vet over the best ways to kill Dick Cheney. Dude's favorite method was burying him up to his neck in an ant bed with feathers in his nose, native American style this is cultural appropriation
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