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i am harry posted:let’s just do the math on this… no actual retail chain is going to use a price tag gun, they're going to use thermal printed stickers and have at least one dedicated employee and up to 6
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Shame Boy posted:I remember once there was discussion around here about price gouging during hurricanes and them passing a law to stop it, and the news (to look fair and balanced) talked to some libertarian idiots who represented the "actually price gouging is good" opinion and they proposed that if we just let the price of gas go to a thousand bucks a gallon during a hurricane, people will simply build heavily armored gas tanker trucks to drive the gas into the eye of the storm, easy peasy. the real benefit in surge pricing like this is that rich people are never left out in high demand environments.
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In my neighborhood they lower the price of slush drinks during heat waves. Seems like a better tactic than raising it but what do I know .
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In Training posted:In my neighborhood they lower the price of slush drinks during heat waves. Seems like a better tactic than raising it but what do I know . poo poo, Tony. It’s too hot. The slush machine can’t keep up. We need to offload this fast or we’re gonna have a real sticky mess on our hands!
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In Training posted:In my neighborhood they lower the price of slush drinks during heat waves. Seems like a better tactic than raising it but what do I know . A surprisingly decent thing to do and possibly even a good idea yet even so I can't remotely comprehend it
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Milo and POTUS posted:A surprisingly decent thing to do and possibly even a good idea
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Saraiguma posted:no actual retail chain is going to use a price tag gun, they're going to use thermal printed stickers and have at least one dedicated employee and up to 6 lol
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Saraiguma posted:no actual retail chain is going to use a price tag gun, they're going to use thermal printed stickers and have at least one dedicated employee and up to 6 thank you for that incredibly important distinction. I obviously haven’t managed a jcpenny. so can we do the math on that then? how much did your department store pay for thermal printed stickers?
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Milo and POTUS posted:A surprisingly decent thing to do and possibly even a good idea yet even so I can't remotely comprehend it It might save lives but also hurt number.
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Hype to social engineer a manager's password to gently caress with these while waiting in line so I can afford milk.
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Neo Rasa posted:Hype to social engineer a manager's password to gently caress with these while waiting in line so I can afford milk. cyberpunk: vr hacking the corpro's mainframe to steal the satellite plans, making a cool billion eurobucks regular punk: catfishing the safeway night manager's password so you can buy bread for 2019 prices
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Good news: I really doubt anyone bothers or is even allowed to change the company default password. I would also recommend changing various items to funny numbers, condoms are 69 cents, everything gun or flag is 666 dollars, cookies and crisps are 4.20 and so forth.
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Maybe it was an urban legend but I thought soda machines could already do this for many years, raising prices when the temperature or time of day hit a particular threshold.
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just put qr codes instead of prices so your customers can look up what the stuff costs in the app
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Panfilo posted:Maybe it was an urban legend but I thought soda machines could already do this for many years, raising prices when the temperature or time of day hit a particular threshold. I learnt in a case study coke/pepsi tried this and people freaked out. that was 30 years ago of something news article on it from 20 years ago https://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/27/business/why-variable-pricing-fails-at-the-vending-machine.html
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Shame Boy posted:I remember once there was discussion around here about price gouging during hurricanes and them passing a law to stop it, and the news (to look fair and balanced) talked to some libertarian idiots who represented the "actually price gouging is good" opinion and they proposed that if we just let the price of gas go to a thousand bucks a gallon during a hurricane, people will simply build heavily armored gas tanker trucks to drive the gas into the eye of the storm, easy peasy. I remember the libertarian angle being, "price gouging prevents hoarding, actually ![]()
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I mean, price gouging is hoarding, but if it's a corporation does it, it is good instead of bad because corporations are great and people are disgusting and weak.
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Peggotty posted:I mean, price gouging is hoarding, but if it's a corporation does it, it is good instead of bad because corporations are great and people are disgusting and weak. But... corporations ARE people ![]()
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only corporations are people. humans are a different, lesser category of entity.
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no lube so what posted:I learnt in a case study coke/pepsi tried this and people freaked out. that was 30 years ago of something the cpc couldn't raise the price of a matchsticks
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Saraiguma posted:no actual retail chain is going to use a price tag gun, they're going to use thermal printed stickers and have at least one dedicated employee and up to 6 Hobby lobby
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Barrel Cactaur posted:Hobby lobby that's a cult not a retail chain
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Saraiguma posted:that's a cult not a retail chain I mean... if you look at how retail tries to get buy-in from its employees, they're all a little cult-y.
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Petco was absolutely one of the worst because they weaponize a genuine love of animals to push people into doing more for less. It's gross.
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Boywhiz88 posted:I mean... if you look at how retail tries to get buy-in from its employees, they're all a little cult-y. walmartchant.txt
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Professor Beetus posted:Petco was absolutely one of the worst because they weaponize a genuine love of animals to push people into doing more for less. It's gross. ugh i hadn't even considered this before but of course they do
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no lube so what posted:I learnt in a case study coke/pepsi tried this and people freaked out. that was 30 years ago of something that time it didn’t work because it had the wrong name this time it will have the right name
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i am harry posted:that time it didn’t work because it had the wrong name It didn't work because you rolled to the machine with exactly 75c or whatever and when the machine was suddenly 80 you got pissed and left. Now everyone has cards and can pay whatever our feudal lords demand.
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okay it's a word not a png but whatever the gently caress an "activation" is it needs to die
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raverrn posted:It didn't work because you rolled to the machine with exactly 75c or whatever and when the machine was suddenly 80 you got pissed and left. Why I still use change. Also how will people know I've got 10s of dollars if my pockets aren't jingling when I walk
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my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds ![]()
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Milo and POTUS posted:Why I still use change. Also how will people know I've got 10s of dollars if my pockets aren't jingling when I walk Is that a pack mule? No, that's just Milo and POTUS wearing cargo shorts filled with nickels and dimes.
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poemdexter posted:Is that a pack mule? No, that's just Milo and POTUS wearing cargo shorts filled with nickels and dimes. Buying a candy bar at the 7-11 and I hear a weird rhythmic jingling. The clerks faces grimaces as Milo and potus walks up with three energy drinks and starts stacking nickels and dines on the counter
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I once won 100 marks in bajazzo in K-market Port Arthur and was too drunk to ask the cashier to change to banknotes and my trousers kept a-janglingly falling down all the way home.
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Eat This Glob posted:my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds Probably the greatest backpack rap to ever come from a celebrated British journalist, imo. For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSfRRBNPfFs First time I've ever heard "lèse-majesté" in a bar too
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I once won 100 marks in bajazzo in K-market Port Arthur and was too drunk to ask the cashier to change to banknotes and my trousers kept a-janglingly falling down all the way home. I didn't know you guys had k-marts
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Shame Boy posted:I didn't know you guys had k-marts https://youtu.be/uZee96IbI2U?si=kTUwwy9NNjRV3qFJ
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What the gently caress is "American dressing"? Is it just miracle whip, I bet it's just miracle whip.
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Shame Boy posted:What the gently caress is "American dressing"? It's revenge for Italian dressing and Russian dressing. But really it's yoghurt, mayo, ketchup, and parsley.
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Paladinus posted:It's revenge for Italian dressing and Russian dressing. The yoghurt is a lil' out of left field but "mayo and ketchup" is definitely very American, yeah ok
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