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Generating heat generates energy! Use the bitcoin rigs to generate more energy! Power more bitcoin rigs with that energy!
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# ? May 27, 2024 08:19 |
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The gently caress is "few" doing hanging out at the end there?
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 03:34 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:The gently caress is "few" doing hanging out at the end there? I think he meant 'phew' and he's an idiot? on social media?
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 03:39 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:... I learned to program on DTSS. In BASIC. And "let" statements are suddenly the hip new thing? TIL Southwest flies to Honolulu.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 03:43 |
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In theory, a data furnace is perfectly reasonable, from the perspective of pure thermodynamics. Resistance just turns electricity into heat, after all, and as far as the joules care, there's no difference between a stovetop heating element (which turns useful power directly into heat) and a CPU (which does some math along the way to turning it into heat). In practice, approximately zero percent of the waste heat of bitcoin miners is going to useful purposes, and approximately another zero percent is projected to do so in the future. If the concept was feasible in the real world, datacenters would have already been doing it for years now.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 04:17 |
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Been done
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 04:23 |
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Powered Descent posted:In theory, a data furnace is perfectly reasonable, from the perspective of pure thermodynamics. Resistance just turns electricity into heat, after all, and as far as the joules care, there's no difference between a stovetop heating element (which turns useful power directly into heat) and a CPU (which does some math along the way to turning it into heat). my tiny cluster of lovely servers does keep my livingroom fairly warm, but I do useful things with them, like download a bunch of linux isos
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 04:27 |
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Another entry in the classic "is it gay to..." https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1570912935735697408
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 04:36 |
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Bugsy posted:Another entry in the classic "is it gay to..." https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1571206413916971010 https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1176703990056267777 Same guy.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 04:39 |
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Bugsy posted:Another entry in the classic "is it gay to..." Dude trying to justify the fact that only four people in the whole world can stand to be around him.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 04:42 |
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Bugsy posted:Another entry in the classic "is it gay to..." As we all know, once you come out as gay you unlock the secret extra six hours of the day. Once you get used to the constant ominous howling and the fact all straight people are encased in jet-black obsidian coffins, it really opens up your schedule.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 04:43 |
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I'm hollering but for the feds.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 04:48 |
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Ah, the classic “if you have lots of friends, you’re a loser” paradox.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 05:03 |
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Powered Descent posted:In theory, a data furnace is perfectly reasonable, from the perspective of pure thermodynamics. Resistance just turns electricity into heat, after all, and as far as the joules care, there's no difference between a stovetop heating element (which turns useful power directly into heat) and a CPU (which does some math along the way to turning it into heat). this reminds me of one of those Grow puzzle games where you put a server farm underground and then use the waste heat to make a hot spring. also if youre after just pure heating, isnt always better to use an actual heater of some type.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 05:12 |
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This is just the underwear gnomes with a bitcoin miner badly photoshopped in
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 05:27 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1571206413916971010 Somebody is gonna need a hammer and a crowbar to start unpacking this guy
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 05:31 |
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LawfulWaffle posted:Ah, the classic “if you have lots of friends, you’re a loser” paradox. Well then call me a loser! Yup, it’s me, a big loser! A giant loving loser. A worthless no-good loser. I’m just a loser. Soy un perdedor
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 05:41 |
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In a world where heat pumps don't exist, only one man can save humanity from having to put on a jacket.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 05:44 |
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Been done Oh yeah that owned It's already obvious since a buttcoiner was involved, but the next pic that dude posted was of his setup, and the "filtering" that his spiel refers to was a sheet of flyscreen perched directly above the exhaust fans of his pc. The strawberries sat on the flyscreen
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 07:10 |
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Powered Descent posted:In theory, a data furnace is perfectly reasonable, from the perspective of pure thermodynamics. Resistance just turns electricity into heat, after all, and as far as the joules care, there's no difference between a stovetop heating element (which turns useful power directly into heat) and a CPU (which does some math along the way to turning it into heat). Lmao "Data Furnace". Using waste heat from server farms for district heating isn't a new concept, and it has been done. See Facebook's data center in Odense for an example.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 10:35 |
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All electric heaters are just as energy efficient as any other electric heater. A computer works exactly as well as a space heater. The thing is, if your goal is to heat your home, you can get a mini-split heat pump for a lot cheaper than filling your house with bitcoin rigs. It also cools your house in the summer. e: I want to see someone connect a thermostat dial to the clockspeed on their computer. Dr. Stab has a new favorite as of 10:57 on Sep 21, 2022 |
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Dr. Stab posted:e: I want to see someone connect a thermostat dial to the clockspeed on their computer. It’s not what you meant but that’s effectively how any PC made in the last five years or so works. The processor automatically boosts its clock speed until it reaches its maximum safe temperature and then stays there for as long as it’s needed to perform at its best speed. Adding more cooling allows the processor to hopefully do more before it reaches that maximum temp.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 11:31 |
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"No Mom I don't want a PC for games. I want it because it's so useful for learning."
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 12:01 |
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Dr. Stab posted:e: I want to see someone connect a thermostat dial to the clockspeed on their computer. I could actually implement that in an afternoon at work. We have hundreds of thermal sensors in our servers, and we already collect that data. All I'd need to do is to orchestrate clock limits across them, which is also easy since the tooling already exists. Expose the desired temperature at which throttling happens as a tunable and we're done. And sure, to do it properly I'd need to use a PID controller, but for a hackjob this is surprisingly trivial. Also https://docs.kernel.org/driver-api/thermal/sysfs-api.html
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 13:08 |
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Same energy
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 13:31 |
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Tiggum posted:We actually have indoor plumbing these days, and the last time someone died from a spider bite was 1981. Spiders are my favourite and I wish people would stop acting like they're some unique danger instead of just another animal that's usually harmless if you leave them alone. Improbable Lobster has a new favorite as of 14:33 on Sep 21, 2022 |
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PhazonLink posted:so a cornered fox's piss is worse than a jackles? It was an autistic/processing disorder thing. Nobody ever said they should or would eat them, just that they looked kinda like candy. A friend of mine once said they look like they should taste like "Sweet milk".
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 14:07 |
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Neito posted:It was an autistic/processing disorder thing. Nobody ever said they should or would eat them, just that they looked kinda like candy. A friend of mine once said they look like they should taste like "Sweet milk". There were a number of cases documented where people were poisoned from eating the things, but the vast majority were either toddlers who were too young to know they weren't candy or elderly people with dementia. I don't think any actual deaths resulted from teenagers doing the video challenge.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 14:21 |
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Absolute pro-click in case anyone missed this. Better not maintain all those friendships though!
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 14:59 |
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In the second grade I did something like this for a school science presentation and I was convinced I had discovered infinite electricity. My parents spent a very frustrating Sunday afternoon trying to explain to my dumb rear end why that wouldn’t work.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 15:20 |
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Zero_Grade posted:
Lol if you think anyone who goes to a thing like that makes friends
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 15:46 |
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Weatherman posted:Oh yeah that owned That is roughly what I expected. Would love to know how toxic the things ended up.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 17:37 |
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Mm, dusty
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 17:45 |
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sorry guys I can't raid tonight, my computer is all gummed up with fruit drippings
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 17:48 |
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https://twitter.com/AstuteCFO/status/1571997815022448640
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 18:07 |
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Read another book, watch another movie. Please. I'm begging you. (Obviously not you, Ultrafilter, just a general annoyance at the loving internet)
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 18:10 |
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hawowanlawow posted:sorry guys I can't raid tonight, my computer is all gummed up with fruit drippings Collect those fruit drippings and roll them up! Bam, new product line and source of income.
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 18:13 |
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Indeed, it was tragic when Frodo murdered Gollum before he could have redeemed himself
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 18:54 |
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Over the past few days, Adam Levine (lead singer of Maroon 5, coach on The Voice) has been exposed as sliding into the DMs of multiple women, despite being married. Now, not everyone is into celebrity drama and the airing of dirty laundry, but we can all appreciate the stupidity of a famous dude (who is married to a famous supermodel) using his verified account to try having affairs. The audacity! Also, look at how this man sexts: https://twitter.com/GalaxyPeaBrain/status/1572291146084130816 https://twitter.com/shahartley/status/1572276118341689346 This 40+ year old man said he wanted to "buy [a girl's booty] a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothings into it"...did Ron Burgundy write this? Bonus: https://twitter.com/Jkochian/status/1572441277421203458
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 19:49 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 08:19 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:... I learned to program on DTSS. In BASIC. And "let" statements are suddenly the hip new thing? Maybe the pressure change will wake me before touchdown.
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