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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Generating heat generates energy! Use the bitcoin rigs to generate more energy! Power more bitcoin rigs with that energy!

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Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

The gently caress is "few" doing hanging out at the end there?

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Midnight Voyager posted:

The gently caress is "few" doing hanging out at the end there?

I think he meant 'phew' and he's an idiot? on social media?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Arsenic Lupin posted:

... I learned to program on DTSS. In BASIC. And "let" statements are suddenly the hip new thing?

https://twitter.com/SouthwestAir/status/1572284484720168962

TIL Southwest flies to Honolulu.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

In theory, a data furnace is perfectly reasonable, from the perspective of pure thermodynamics. Resistance just turns electricity into heat, after all, and as far as the joules care, there's no difference between a stovetop heating element (which turns useful power directly into heat) and a CPU (which does some math along the way to turning it into heat).

In practice, approximately zero percent of the waste heat of bitcoin miners is going to useful purposes, and approximately another zero percent is projected to do so in the future. If the concept was feasible in the real world, datacenters would have already been doing it for years now.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
Been done

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Powered Descent posted:

In theory, a data furnace is perfectly reasonable, from the perspective of pure thermodynamics. Resistance just turns electricity into heat, after all, and as far as the joules care, there's no difference between a stovetop heating element (which turns useful power directly into heat) and a CPU (which does some math along the way to turning it into heat).

In practice, approximately zero percent of the waste heat of bitcoin miners is going to useful purposes, and approximately another zero percent is projected to do so in the future. If the concept was feasible in the real world, datacenters would have already been doing it for years now.

my tiny cluster of lovely servers does keep my livingroom fairly warm, but I do useful things with them, like download a bunch of linux isos

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
Another entry in the classic "is it gay to..."

https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1570912935735697408

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Bugsy posted:

Another entry in the classic "is it gay to..."

https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1570912935735697408

https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1571206413916971010

https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1176703990056267777

Same guy.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Bugsy posted:

Another entry in the classic "is it gay to..."

https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1570912935735697408

Dude trying to justify the fact that only four people in the whole world can stand to be around him.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Bugsy posted:

Another entry in the classic "is it gay to..."

https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1570912935735697408

As we all know, once you come out as gay you unlock the secret extra six hours of the day. Once you get used to the constant ominous howling and the fact all straight people are encased in jet-black obsidian coffins, it really opens up your schedule.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

:yikes:

I'm hollering :mods: but for the feds.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Ah, the classic “if you have lots of friends, you’re a loser” paradox.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Powered Descent posted:

In theory, a data furnace is perfectly reasonable, from the perspective of pure thermodynamics. Resistance just turns electricity into heat, after all, and as far as the joules care, there's no difference between a stovetop heating element (which turns useful power directly into heat) and a CPU (which does some math along the way to turning it into heat).


this reminds me of one of those Grow puzzle games where you put a server farm underground and then use the waste heat to make a hot spring.


also if youre after just pure heating, isnt always better to use an actual heater of some type.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

This is just the underwear gnomes with a bitcoin miner badly photoshopped in

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Somebody is gonna need a hammer and a crowbar to start unpacking this guy

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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LawfulWaffle posted:

Ah, the classic “if you have lots of friends, you’re a loser” paradox.

Well then call me a loser! Yup, it’s me, a big loser!



A giant loving loser.





A worthless no-good loser.



I’m just a loser.













Soy un perdedor

Party Ape
Mar 5, 2007
Don't pay $10 bucks to change my avatar! Send me a $10 donation to Doctors with Borders and I'll stop posting for 24 hours!

In a world where heat pumps don't exist, only one man can save humanity from having to put on a jacket.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Oh yeah that owned

It's already obvious since a buttcoiner was involved, but the next pic that dude posted was of his setup, and the "filtering" that his spiel refers to was a sheet of flyscreen perched directly above the exhaust fans of his pc. The strawberries sat on the flyscreen :barf:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Powered Descent posted:

In theory, a data furnace is perfectly reasonable, from the perspective of pure thermodynamics. Resistance just turns electricity into heat, after all, and as far as the joules care, there's no difference between a stovetop heating element (which turns useful power directly into heat) and a CPU (which does some math along the way to turning it into heat).

In practice, approximately zero percent of the waste heat of bitcoin miners is going to useful purposes, and approximately another zero percent is projected to do so in the future. If the concept was feasible in the real world, datacenters would have already been doing it for years now.

Lmao "Data Furnace".

Using waste heat from server farms for district heating isn't a new concept, and it has been done. See Facebook's data center in Odense for an example.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
All electric heaters are just as energy efficient as any other electric heater. A computer works exactly as well as a space heater. The thing is, if your goal is to heat your home, you can get a mini-split heat pump for a lot cheaper than filling your house with bitcoin rigs. It also cools your house in the summer.

e: I want to see someone connect a thermostat dial to the clockspeed on their computer.

Dr. Stab has a new favorite as of 10:57 on Sep 21, 2022

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Dr. Stab posted:

e: I want to see someone connect a thermostat dial to the clockspeed on their computer.

It’s not what you meant but that’s effectively how any PC made in the last five years or so works. The processor automatically boosts its clock speed until it reaches its maximum safe temperature and then stays there for as long as it’s needed to perform at its best speed. Adding more cooling allows the processor to hopefully do more before it reaches that maximum temp.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


"No Mom I don't want a PC for games. I want it because it's so useful for learning."

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Dr. Stab posted:

e: I want to see someone connect a thermostat dial to the clockspeed on their computer.

I could actually implement that in an afternoon at work. We have hundreds of thermal sensors in our servers, and we already collect that data. All I'd need to do is to orchestrate clock limits across them, which is also easy since the tooling already exists. Expose the desired temperature at which throttling happens as a tunable and we're done.

And sure, to do it properly I'd need to use a PID controller, but for a hackjob this is surprisingly trivial.

Also https://docs.kernel.org/driver-api/thermal/sysfs-api.html

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔


Same energy

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Tiggum posted:

We actually have indoor plumbing these days, and the last time someone died from a spider bite was 1981.

Spiders are my favourite and I wish people would stop acting like they're some unique danger instead of just another animal that's usually harmless if you leave them alone.

Improbable Lobster has a new favorite as of 14:33 on Sep 21, 2022

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

PhazonLink posted:

so a cornered fox's piss is worse than a jackles?

Also a few more cents on other posts:

1) I'm like 98% sure tide pods and all these other teens and their drugs poo poo is all fake news for dumb adults /parents .

It was an autistic/processing disorder thing. Nobody ever said they should or would eat them, just that they looked kinda like candy. A friend of mine once said they look like they should taste like "Sweet milk".

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Neito posted:

It was an autistic/processing disorder thing. Nobody ever said they should or would eat them, just that they looked kinda like candy. A friend of mine once said they look like they should taste like "Sweet milk".

There were a number of cases documented where people were poisoned from eating the things, but the vast majority were either toddlers who were too young to know they weren't candy or elderly people with dementia. I don't think any actual deaths resulted from teenagers doing the video challenge.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Absolute pro-click in case anyone missed this.

Better not maintain all those friendships though!

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


In the second grade I did something like this for a school science presentation and I was convinced I had discovered infinite electricity. My parents spent a very frustrating Sunday afternoon trying to explain to my dumb rear end why that wouldn’t work.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Zero_Grade posted:


Better not maintain all those friendships though!

Lol if you think anyone who goes to a thing like that makes friends

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

Weatherman posted:

Oh yeah that owned

It's already obvious since a buttcoiner was involved, but the next pic that dude posted was of his setup, and the "filtering" that his spiel refers to was a sheet of flyscreen perched directly above the exhaust fans of his pc. The strawberries sat on the flyscreen :barf:

That is roughly what I expected. Would love to know how toxic the things ended up.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.


Mm, dusty

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

sorry guys I can't raid tonight, my computer is all gummed up with fruit drippings

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AstuteCFO/status/1571997815022448640

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Read another book, watch another movie. Please. I'm begging you.

(Obviously not you, Ultrafilter, just a general annoyance at the loving internet)

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

hawowanlawow posted:

sorry guys I can't raid tonight, my computer is all gummed up with fruit drippings

Collect those fruit drippings and roll them up! Bam, new product line and source of income.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Indeed, it was tragic when Frodo murdered Gollum before he could have redeemed himself

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Over the past few days, Adam Levine (lead singer of Maroon 5, coach on The Voice) has been exposed as sliding into the DMs of multiple women, despite being married.

Now, not everyone is into celebrity drama and the airing of dirty laundry, but we can all appreciate the stupidity of a famous dude (who is married to a famous supermodel) using his verified account to try having affairs. The audacity!

Also, look at how this man sexts:
https://twitter.com/GalaxyPeaBrain/status/1572291146084130816

https://twitter.com/shahartley/status/1572276118341689346

This 40+ year old man said he wanted to "buy [a girl's booty] a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothings into it"...did Ron Burgundy write this?


Bonus:
https://twitter.com/Jkochian/status/1572441277421203458

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B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Arsenic Lupin posted:

... I learned to program on DTSS. In BASIC. And "let" statements are suddenly the hip new thing?

https://twitter.com/SouthwestAir/status/1572284484720168962
Why hello benadryl and headphones full of black metal, my old friends.
Maybe the pressure change will wake me before touchdown.

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