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Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Real men love Jesus :colbert:

:gay:

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mister Man posted:



Why do people do this?

Well, there's an AF Good Conduct on there and an MSM which indicates pretty senior enlisted. So the answer to your question is "because he's a gigantic douche."

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NpemFgUH08

OBi
Feb 27, 2005

HQ BN A CO BEARMAT
2001-2005. The POG-est.

Richard Bong posted:

http://www.funker530.com/shake-and-bake-immediate-suppresion/


11C's do an immediate suppression mostly at charge 0.

this is a cool video

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Is that just basically just throwing poo poo downrange as fast as possible because poo poo is on that level or what?

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
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From the comments, wall of text incoming.


Chris Upp posted:

I wanted to be professional and honest by filling you in on this video, that quite honestly should'nt be on the internet, along with a few others that my Soldiers gave to their friends and who put them on you tube and other websites.. I made them and used them for two reason's, more immidiate, lessons learned from one firefight to the next and long term, closure after a deployment that not only wounded me but killed my Platoon Leader just a few meters from where you see on the video 31 July 2007. So I take comments to heart. You make excellent and valid points in your comments. That is not what we are taught as mortarmen and it in not by the book. What you need to understand was this was about 7 months in and roughly 60 direct firefights of a 15 months deployment and 107 firefights at the end. We had to adapt to the enemy's TTP's and figure out a what to do to survive and still accuratly and timly support the base. At this point I had already had two of my men wounded, not including me, I was able to come back after a few weeks, their wounds were more serious and were not as fortunate. Again 97% of our fight were Direct lay (using poles with cardboard taped on with elevations and charges pre set and registered: point and shoot) the enemy ranged from 200m out to 2k out from our base each fight.. We had to support our back side from snipers while the tube was firing the oppsite way. i.e the M4, again not practical, but a survival tool to keep their sharpshooters from getting clean shots at us inside a huge bulleseye. WP was to mask any incoming fires on ourselves and our towers, hence why we would lay down so many and move on to the next area we were taking fire from or tower was. There was no time for conventional fires because of the amount of fire the enemy was laying down and the fact the FO could only pinpoint the area of enemy fire and not his exact location, therefore he would say shoot a specific target areas and we would adjust (something that we perfected as time went on). In other words to simply agree to disagree.. *Controlled Chaos*.. we had so much practice and had registed all targets in our location so we knew exactly where our rounds would land and where they needed to be to supress and mask the enemy from getting clean shots on any of our men on the base. It didnt always work, our Medic was sniped in the neck among others who were wounded in exchanges for the course of this horrible deployment. The reason i am taking the time to type this is because of the amount of people that feed off our comments and none of them know a thing. You obviously have great knowledge and I respect that. I just ask that you fully know our situation before you start critisizing. I have been in the military 13 year and deployed 5 times, 4 of which to Afghanistan.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus


Chinatown posted:

Is that just basically just throwing poo poo downrange as fast as possible because poo poo is on that level or what?

From the comment area they had a bunch of presighted targets.

Dilettante.
Feb 18, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XzDMlhk4Sw

Helicopters work great, so this poo poo probably will, right? :ocelot:

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=171_1397642779

2 fast, 2 russian

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
i wish this was my grandpa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LVlYJ5eJU

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

Dingleberry posted:

I remember when doing training on the .50's seeing pics of what can happen if the headspace is off. The .50 brass, unsupported in the chamber can detonate with enough force to rip open your nut-sack. I'd like to think it'd be alot harder to set off a bullet itself considering they slam into the chamber with no small force when you're running the gun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQep2nWGfBw

slow-mo of bad headspace!

The .50 on our stryker blew up one day at the range when we were deployed. I was in the back hatch just chillin and the round exploded in the gun, feed tray cover went flying, and the receiver was bent to poo poo. Felt like I got punched in the nose. They never determined if it was a headspace issue or old ammo, but the whole battalion had to switch out .50 ammo the next day. gently caress a battalion wide ammo detail.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Straight up G right there.

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes
"What did you do during the war Grandpa?"


"Shredded 180 pounds of beef over Hamburg."

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Straight up G right there.

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006

Baloogan posted:

I've always thought it was to get out of speeding tickets.

With a cts-v the vet plate definitely helps if it's a hoonigan driver, but that fruit salad :psyduck:. Maybe it helps him with slayin pussy daily, game's on point - AZ's weird as gently caress, afterall.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010


I love to think that he not only did this, but it was with calculated malice. I bet he still thinks back on it and smiles, like the thoughts that keep himself warm at night.

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


cue raging erection:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnsxWrPUHN8

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

these are the only kinds of moto videos that aren't insanely gay

jets loving rule

i'm 5

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


The fighter fling videos were great, even the one that was like 30 minutes long and when they spend 5 minutes just making GBS threads on Hornet drivers it was great.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

these are the only kinds of moto videos that aren't insanely gay

jets loving rule

i'm 5

what about gory war porn?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

these are the only kinds of moto videos that aren't insanely gay

jets loving rule

i'm 5

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Pffft lame not enough drowning pool.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

what about gory war porn?

they never show the good stuff, just firing at a mountain 5 miles away until someone drops a JDAM on it

syrians got that poo poo on lock though, especially since they got a hold of HD cameras

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

they never show the good stuff, just firing at a mountain 5 miles away until someone drops a JDAM on it

syrians got that poo poo on lock though, especially since they got a hold of HD cameras

heh you didnt see the same stuff i saw

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Elendil004 posted:

The fighter fling videos were great, even the one that was like 30 minutes long and when they spend 5 minutes just making GBS threads on Hornet drivers it was great.

Believe that was the 2004 one, the last one they made:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqyI04WDZlQ

I still get a kick out of the opening sequence..."First Tomcat Flight...First Hydraulic Failure...First Ejection."

Also the Hornet driver making GBS threads starts at 12:06.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

What kind of gun is that? Looks like an M-16 had a baby with an AK

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Booblord Zagats posted:

What kind of gun is that? Looks like an M-16 had a baby with an AK

ar70

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Booblord Zagats posted:

What kind of gun is that? Looks like an M-16 had a baby with an AK

Looks like a Beretta AR70

e:f,b

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

:eyepop:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Gonna assume those are civilians. Hearts & Minds™.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Better look and it's like a Galil and an AK had a baby

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Chinatown posted:

:qq: Gonna assume those are civilians. Hearts & Minds™. :qq:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:nms: for some more "civilians" who got their hearts and minds won i guess :shrug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cqBWxgjrvg

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Chinatown posted:

Gonna assume those are civilians. Hearts & Minds™.

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Chinatown posted:

Gonna assume those are civilians. Hearts & Minds™.

look at this human being

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Apologies. Heres a more obvious photo.




Which card is that?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
hahaha is that the best you got kiddo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6BkDM1eh1s

haha check this civvie out



:eyepop:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Apr 21, 2014

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:


haha check this civvie out



:eyepop:

No respect I tell ya. No respect.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

some of his mind is running out of his ear

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iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcehSN7lOYs

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