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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


There were four other guys in the gang outside of the hero and the mentor. After 500 pages I still couldn't tell them apart.

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Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



The most compelling characters I ever read Sanderson write were the deeply religious guys who were questioning their faith because that felt like it came from a genuine place of understanding. Otherwise he's really not great at writing from perspectives too dissimilar from his own, imo.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Alaois posted:

whenever i hear people praise his books "the magic system" always comes up, which tells me everything i need to know about why people like his books

and its probably not even as cool as nen in hxh

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Dawgstar posted:

I remember - I think it was - Neil Gaiman saying "George Martin is not your bitch" back when people were acting much more entitled to having the next book right now but today I genuinely don't know anybody who still really cares and I know a lot of folks who dug the books.

the thread in the TBB was insane for a long time and even wrote its own gross erotic fan fiction for some reason

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020


quote:

One—Dragonsteel’s new “head of narrative”—lets slip that Sanderson feels no pain. It’s true, Sanderson’s sister-in-law says. Even though he writes for eight hours a day on a couch, he has no backaches. The hottest of hot sauces cause scarcely a sweat. At the dentist, he refuses novocaine for fillings. When I ask Sanderson later to confirm this, he does but asks if I really have to print it.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Groovelord Neato posted:

It's interesting that someone so ridiculously successful is a great big nothing. I love hating so the article was good.

I don't doubt the article writer is jealous of his success I would be if writing was my job. I'm jealous he can write so quickly regardless of quality.

I would read a hater article on a day in the life a a circa 2023 Wired columnist.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Endorph posted:

and its probably not even as cool as nen in hxh

Nen hxh felt like walmart jojo stands

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Annointed posted:

Nen hxh felt like walmart jojo stands

die

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Annointed posted:

Nen hxh felt like walmart jojo stands
im gonna beat you up but it wont actually do damage it will inflict a [debt] on you that you have to pay back by beating me up but that wont do damage either and if you dont beat me up enough to repay the [debt] you wont be able to post for 30 days

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013


No

Endorph posted:

im gonna beat you up but it wont actually do damage it will inflict a [debt] on you that you have to pay back by beating me up but that wont do damage either and if you dont beat me up enough to repay the [debt] you wont be able to post for 30 days

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Nen has the cool advantage over stands where the user actively chooses what powers to manifest so just knowing someone's powers gives you a lot of information about who they are. The stats and typing of these abilities is complete bullshit and should be just as ignored as stand charts are.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jimbot posted:

To switch gears, does anyone remember which Best of the Worst episode where they watch a video from that gun nut that destroyed a car with a M2 Browning machine gun? I remember getting a real good laugh out of that episode and I need something like that today.

No one else answered this so here you go. Skip to 15:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQxOLpkRWzw


E: here's the full source video as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJVNo5s8jsI

Malpais Legate
Oct 1, 2014

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the thread in the TBB was insane for a long time and even wrote its own gross erotic fan fiction for some reason

Didn't one of the authors of said fanfiction parody get perma'd for admitting to sexual assault or something?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I know I banned one of them from the pyf meme thread where he was at the time a regular and apparently not one single person mourned his absence. He also sent me a pm when I probated him in the first place that he was not writing porn, he was writing a porno version of some famous wwe wrestling match, and that people who didn't understand that were pedophiles

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Jimbot posted:

To switch gears, does anyone remember which Best of the Worst episode where they watch a video from that gun nut that destroyed a car with a M2 Browning machine gun? I remember getting a real good laugh out of that episode and I need something like that today.

I feel like that's happened a couple times. Was it the one where the guy firing the gun looks like Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys and the car is on fire?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQxOLpkRWzw

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Malpais Legate posted:

Didn't one of the authors of said fanfiction parody get perma'd for admitting to sexual assault or something?

like 3 of them iirc. everyone who posted in there should b permabanned

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Since my fever addled brain started to recall all the lovely books I ever read for some reason, at least Sanderson's writing isn't as bad as loving Shad. Its been several years and I still remember him droning on and on about how much women his anti-hero raped and how the rape babies are now coming to kill the anti-hero.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Groovelord Neato posted:

They cut out virtually all the North remembers stuff so on the show it's like nobody cares that the Red Wedding occurred. It falls in line with the show going from being more about the politics of the society to the personal which culminates in Arya personally killing the Freys rather than Manderly and other loyalists chipping away at the Freys. I think Lindsay Ellis discussed it in one of her videos about the show but it's a huge reason why the show fell off a cliff after season 4 despite reviewing very well until the final season. I remember being excited for the first time in awhile when Cersei blew up the sept because surely that would be her undoing as the political consequences come crashing down on her head but it turned out it'd just be some rocks much later and the Lannisters are somehow unbeatable until the very end.

Yeah shifting from political factions full of interesting characters to focus in tighter on the remaining big players was probably a good call but then a bunch of the characters turn and reveal that they are 2 dimensional cut outs. Ditching the Manderlys is one thing because, yeah, at that point introducing this entire other bannerman and setting up the complex situation at Winterfell might take too long, but their alternative was to change Ramsay Bolton's character from an insane bloodthirsty rear end in a top hat who was clearly perched on a teetering house of cards...into a nearly invincible wunderkind whose mysterious best friend Twenty Goodman could defeat all of the best fighters in Westeros. The poo poo at Winterfell is like the last really good thing happening in the last book, and they turned it into the most embarrassing dreck aimed at non-existent Ramsay fanboys

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I know I banned one of them from the pyf meme thread where he was at the time a regular and apparently not one single person mourned his absence. He also sent me a pm when I probated him in the first place that he was not writing porn, he was writing a porno version of some famous wwe wrestling match, and that people who didn't understand that were pedophiles

he went back and deleted all of his posts in that thread then changed his username after i quoted his contributions to him lol

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No one else answered this so here you go. Skip to 15:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQxOLpkRWzw

E: here's the full source video as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJVNo5s8jsI

Nuns with Guns posted:

I feel like that's happened a couple times. Was it the one where the guy firing the gun looks like Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys and the car is on fire?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQxOLpkRWzw

Yep, that's the one. Thanks! Surviving Edged Weapons is my go to for a pick-me-up but I remembered they saw an equally unhinged video that I found extremely hilarious but didn't remember which episode it was from.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
re: Brandon Sanderson, he seems like a harmless goober. I remember he bragged about how productive he was and he'd take breaks and reward himself by cracking a pack of Magic: The Gathering cards and yeah that tracks.

I read the first Mistborn and it was fine. It did feel like it was begging for a modern Hollywood or AAA Ubisoft video game adaption.

Jimbot posted:

Yep, that's the one. Thanks! Surviving Edged Weapons is my go to for a pick-me-up but I remembered they saw an equally unhinged video that I found extremely hilarious but didn't remember which episode it was from.

I completely forgot that guy sounds like Gun Nut Roger Ebert too lol

Nuns with Guns fucked around with this message at 02:10 on May 2, 2024

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Dongicus posted:

he went back and deleted all of his posts in that thread then changed his username after i quoted his contributions to him lol

Lol, if I recall correctly your post was how I found out he was that guy

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
I've been reading Mistborn as a way to decompress in-between working my way through Malazan and I have to say having something lighter to read in-between all the sprawling dark cynicism probably immensely improved my enjoyment of both series.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No one else answered this so here you go. Skip to 15:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQxOLpkRWzw


E: here's the full source video as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJVNo5s8jsI

There was actually a recent documentary made about this guy, "2nd Chance" and issues with his company in the mid 00s.

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

muscles like this! posted:

There was actually a recent documentary made about this guy, "2nd Chance" and issues with his company in the mid 00s.

I wish someone would make a documentary about Paul Kattupalli and the poo poo he got up to after Clash in the College.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Malpais Legate posted:

Didn't one of the authors of said fanfiction parody get perma'd for admitting to sexual assault or something?

azure horizon

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?
Seeing what the main female character's ultimate fate was originally going to be in the first draft of The Way of Kings, I have zero problems with Sanderson's writing being "sexless". He does tend to overexplain things though. One of the big reveals at the end of TWOK would have been so much better if it didn't smack you in the face going "HEY STUPID YA GET IT??? YA GET WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Though I do admit some fans have an odd need to mythologize authors. It okay if the creator of a work is just a regular bloke who doesn't burnout into a mire of mental illness, drug abuse and manslaughter.

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No one else answered this so here you go. Skip to 15:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQxOLpkRWzw


E: here's the full source video as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJVNo5s8jsI

I will never forget sitting down and watching that Best of the Worst episode. My mom distributes police equipment so I showed her the Second Chance guy. I was shocked when she said, "Oh that's Richard! I've met him a few times. All I can say about him is that he's... odd."

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Oxxidation posted:

azure horizon

wait i thought it was the "big glistening hodor" guy or was he permabanned for another reason

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

it was glistening hodor rhino permabanned i think azure horizon was the poster who kept raping straight men by getting them drunk and having sex with them

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Todd Howard has been busy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcQ0uyWlpA

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

todd.....

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
finally, a dev who actually puts in the freaking work

dmboogie
Oct 4, 2013

sirtommygunn posted:

Nen has the cool advantage over stands where the user actively chooses what powers to manifest so just knowing someone's powers gives you a lot of information about who they are. The stats and typing of these abilities is complete bullshit and should be just as ignored as stand charts are.

never forget how much time and effort Kite must have spent meditating on the perfect power: a lovely clown he hates that will randomly give him a weapon, like 'scythe that will kill absolutely everyone around you' and 'clown-mace of unknown purpose'

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

those games arent funding themselves

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Sanderson's prose writing is pretty mid, used to be worse, and it's hard going back to his earlier works before he figured out how to write characters.

But he's good at constructing plots with big payoffs and it makes for fun light reading.

dmboogie
Oct 4, 2013

sanderson books have some good bits but the first chapter of Way of Kings where it blow-by-blow narrates the assassin using all his magic tricks to do dishonored speedrun poo poo was one of the most tedious things ive ever read

dmboogie
Oct 4, 2013

quote:

Szeth blinked, Lashing himself to that distant point down the hallway. Stormlight raged from him in a flash, chilling his skin, and the ground immediately stopped pulling him downward. Instead, he was pulled toward that distant point—it was as if, to him, that direction had suddenly become down.

This was a Basic Lashing, first of his three kinds of Lashings. It gave him the ability to manipulate what ever force, spren, or god it was that held men to the ground. With this Lashing, he could bind people or objects to different surfaces or in different directions.

hey boss can i skip the tutorial

dmboogie fucked around with this message at 07:39 on May 2, 2024

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Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Met up with my teenage cousin the other day and they pulled a Piers Anthony book out of their bag. "what? I dunno it was free and the cover looks cool?" was their response to my "oh god no" upon seeing it.

Fifteen minutes of them and my partner looking increasingly horrified as they got deeper into the Google results, and I think that one went back to the free library.

Nettle Soup fucked around with this message at 07:43 on May 2, 2024

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