have a date with a chinese girl on friday

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make one of those traditional circle straw hats from anime about samurai out of condoms and wear it. tell her you are a dong warrior or something.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 20:35

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 13:09

Lil Cunty

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Bind her feet, op.

it shows you're interested in learning about her heritage

# ? Aug 28, 2014 20:38

Captain No-mates

why not try playing through the pandarian content in the world of warcraft expansion: mists of pandaria to see how the chinese people live and understand their culture and traditions

# ? Aug 28, 2014 20:40

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

hope yoiu like pubes no seriouslyh i sincverely hope you like pubes and you get your pubic wishes fulfilled

# ? Aug 28, 2014 22:25

Hobo Grandpa: "Trigger" is my trigger word.

WetNightmare posted:

hope yoiu like pubes no seriouslyh i sincverely hope you like pubes and you get your pubic wishes fulfilled

Who doesn't enjoy pubes? Pedophiles. That's who.

As long as Don King doesn't make a guest appearance in the bedroom, Hobo Grandpa's happy.

Hobo Grandpa fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Aug 28, 2014

# ? Aug 28, 2014 22:27

Machai

Vynar posted:

make one of those traditional circle straw hats from anime about samurai out of condoms and wear it. tell her you are a dong warrior or something.

please dont, japan has been a trigger word in china ever since the Rape of Nanking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH2P_pVze6s

# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:00

Machai

if you plan on bringing her back to your place be sure the chi in your house is properly balanced, dont want to feng up her shui on accident

# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:02

emmie

Machai posted:

if you plan on bringing her back to your place be sure the chi in your house is properly balanced, dont want to feng up her shui on accident

not on the first date at least

# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:07

emmie

emmie posted:

not on the first date at least

haha good post forums user emmie!

# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:07

Diqnol

Don't tell her you post in BYOB. It would be pointless as it will be deleted by the time you drive her home.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:12

Machai

don't offer her any dog, that is peasant food

# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:53

deep dish peat moss

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Don't tell her you post in BYOB. It would be pointless as it will be deleted by the time you drive her home.

The only way it would take that long would be if she was the one driving

# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:59

Diqnol

Funnypost Collabo posted:

The only way it would take that long would be if she was the one driving

It's misogynistic posts like this that have driven forums administrator Ozma to my side in my quest to delete BYOB.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:02

Pinche Rudo

Asian girls can sense if you are a creeper with yellow fever. It's a big turn off to them. Is she fob Chinese?

# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:06

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Don't tell her you post in BYOB. It would be pointless as it will be deleted by the time you drive her home.

i made a thread for you anime gently caress pillow i am down as they say with your crusade come check it out

# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:07

Bargearse: 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

whoa hang on let me ask ~my chinese girlfriend~ for tips

# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:10

pig slut lisa: irl is good

dim sum literally means "touch the heart", so maybe lead with that and then ask her "ok but what about dick suck?"

# ? Aug 29, 2014 04:29

Machai

offer to sucky sucky her nipples for five dolla

# ? Aug 29, 2014 04:40

Machai

if /when you propose, tell her you will love her long time

# ? Aug 29, 2014 04:41

Corn Glizzy

Captain No-mates posted:

why not try playing through the pandarian content in the world of warcraft expansion: mists of pandaria to see how the chinese people live and understand their culture and traditions

this legit got me laid with a Thai ladyboy, hth!

# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:22

Hobo Grandpa: "Trigger" is my trigger word.

The Rage posted:

this legit got me laid with a Thai ladyboy, hth!

Really? All it took Hobo Grandpa was 500 Thai baht.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:34

Machai

Hobo Grandpa posted:

Really? All it took Hobo Grandpa was 500 Thai baht.

haha, their currency is butts

# ? Aug 29, 2014 15:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Machai posted:

haha, their currency is butts

this is true in so many ways. well, two ways

# ? Aug 29, 2014 15:20

Machai

so how did it go? did you cure your yellow fever?

# ? Aug 30, 2014 15:06

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Machai posted:

so how did it go? did you cure your yellow fever?

He didn't livepost any of it, which is very strange. :confused:

# ? Aug 30, 2014 17:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

she peed in his coke, didn't she?

# ? Aug 30, 2014 17:04

Lil Cunty

she killed him he's dead

# ? Aug 30, 2014 17:08

cuntman.net

Peanut and the Gang posted:

He didn't livepost any of it, which is very strange.

you changed your hat

# ? Aug 30, 2014 17:12

owl milk

lol it went ok, was more of a hanging out and meeting her friends thing at a school function than an actual date

# ? Aug 30, 2014 18:07

Machai

then you lied to us. please don't start our relationship with a bunch of lies about your personal life. give us actual details such as ssn, phone #, best friend's full name and dob, etc.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 18:10