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Sheep-Goats posted:If you read her posts in the lady thread you will find out she's really only sexually interested in manipulating guys into stuff they don't want to do. Anything other than that doesn't seem to light a fire under her. Link? Sintax posted:OP please find some healthier outlets (or inlets) for your loneliness, sounds like you should look for a new relationship closer to you, not some crappy old ex. If u are on the east-coast I run a rent-a-dick service that's free for female goons so feel free to hmu otherwise you will need to bite the bullet and online date imo Yeah p much. But it's hard to find my type.
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wait a minute is this the insane goonette who was in some sort of weird transgender gently caress triangle that was just psychosis writ large
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Sheep-Goats posted:If you read her posts in the lady thread you will find out she's really only sexually interested in manipulating guys into stuff they don't want to do. Anything other than that doesn't seem to light a fire under her. Oh word? Digging through old post histories is my fetish.
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Shaquin posted:wait a minute is this the insane goonette who was in some sort of weird transgender gently caress triangle that was just psychosis writ large Yeah Don't get me wrong I really don't care if she's sexually toxic but as old Marky A said "Know thyself"
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maybe this can be the next Goon Love Best Love thread just post your type and interests My type: has vagina (in working order) Interests: videogames, pornography Qualities I look for in a mate: will laugh at all my jokes, is submissive and makes me sandwiches, is kind and funny  Racial proference: No asians unless you have westernized features (sry), only light-skinned blacks, and white girls who look too white/unhealthy/strung out Best thing about Myself: Im an intelligent person who has no ambition and will not give u any drama because im level-headed with several emotional disconnects something like that let's get some love going!
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Jul 18, 2016 03:07
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Sintax posted:maybe this can be the next Goon Love Best Love thread just post your type and interests I like rippin rear end
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Sintax posted:maybe this can be the next Goon Love Best Love thread just post your type and interests Jesus Christ
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Shaquin posted:wait a minute is this the insane goonette who was in some sort of weird transgender gently caress triangle that was just psychosis writ large I wish I was in a gently caress triangle
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Jul 18, 2016 03:10
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Pon de Bundy posted:Jesus Christ PM me 
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Horniest Manticore posted:if her ex is in the middle of meth country, and even HE doesn't want her, well... Her? My friend do you even know where you're posting?
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:Most of the guys on To Catch a Predator also drove 3 hours you fuckin perv Can confirm
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ArbitraryC posted:Honestly op I get it, I'm from seattle but ended up moving after college for work, when I'm not dating someone where I live I usually have a couple old flames on the west side that I like to visit to have some solid weekends with. It's extra convenient because they're so much more progressive over there that I largely don't have to worry about their relationship status. Considering it's the same distance I travel to visit family/friends I haven't seen in a while i don't see how it's any sadder to get laid during the trip but I'm sure some goons will get upset either way. Are you cvcking some guy? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 18, 2016 03:12
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you could post a picture so we could give you more targeted advice or you could just do the whole ok cupid / bar thing and get laid in short order???
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Jul 18, 2016 03:13
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Your ex is just a dude pretending to be a girl, youre better off probably.
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I'm glad my mild sociopathy means I've never done poo poo like this. Had a girlfriend move a few hours away for a year once, she'd always try talking me into driving up for a quick visit, but my inability to know closeness always left me like,"nah, I'll see on my planned visit in a month, you'll live that long without dick" Like whatever lady, I get bored 30 minutes into this 3 hour car trip, jerk it doing 70 on the interstate, and at about the 32 minute point I'm all outta fire and wondering what the gently caress I'm doing.
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Dr. Lariat posted:I'm glad my mild sociopathy means I've never done poo poo like this. Had a girlfriend move a few hours away for a year once, she'd always try talking me into driving up for a quick visit, but my inability to know closeness always left me like,"nah, I'll see on my planned visit in a month, you'll live that long without dick" lmao more or less dangerous than playing pokemon go???
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Jul 18, 2016 03:15
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Sintax posted:OP please find some healthier outlets (or inlets) for your loneliness, sounds like you should look for a new relationship closer to you, not some crappy old ex. If u are on the east-coast I run a rent-a-dick service that's free for female goons so feel free to hmu otherwise you will need to bite the bullet and online date imo Whats the over- under on whether said goonette turns into a heroin addict after partaking in this free service? Asking for a friend. TIA
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Doomtrain posted:Whats the over- under on whether said goonette turns into a heroin addict after partaking in this free service? Asking for a friend. TIA uhh 0? as bad as goon dick has the potential to be, i don't think its fair to consider it a gateway drug
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lol if u never jerked off during a boring interstate drive
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Doomtrain posted:Whats the over- under on whether said goonette turns into a heroin addict after partaking in this free service? Asking for a friend. TIA Tri-state Rentadick© is not responsible for actions outside the Rentadick premises or events that may conspire as a result of a Rentadick treatment. Not responsible for lost items or a complete loss of shame or self-respect after recieving said services.
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Ruggan posted:you could post a picture so we could give you more targeted advice How do i find someone shy, sweet, cute, and innocent like me on okcupid or tinder? Tinder is full of bros ):
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I find like 95% of my terrible ideas can be averted if I just jack off first.
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make it your life goal to peg a tindr bro
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See you probably put too much pressure on him dude. A 3 hour drive? He probably thinks you are expecting epic soul rocking piss rainbow sex and he's just on a plane of mediocrity like whatever. Moods change over that long of a span.
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Jul 18, 2016 03:28
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only a stupid idiot would love a woman
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Jul 18, 2016 03:30
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Par for the course for Nirvikalpa.
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CloFan posted:make it your life goal to peg a tindr bro Sounds good ClamdestineBoyster posted:See you probably put too much pressure on him dude. A 3 hour drive? He probably thinks you are expecting epic soul rocking piss rainbow sex and he's just on a plane of mediocrity like whatever. Moods change over that long of a span. No he really is that uncomfortable with having sex with me.
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criscodisco posted:I find like 95% of my terrible ideas can be averted if I just jack off first. Haha no poo poo I would have probably been balls deep in some rotters if it wasn't for that. 
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Nirvikalpa posted:Sounds good Oh well that sucks but it's like whatever. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:balls deep in some rotters
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Sintax posted:Tri-state Rentadick© is not responsible for actions outside the Rentadick premises or events that may conspire as a result of a Rentadick treatment. Not responsible for lost items or a complete loss of shame or self-respect after recieving said services. Hmm. this is troubling. All the other rent a dick services provided me with ballpark numbers. I will pass this info on to her.
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Nirvikalpa posted:How do i find someone shy, sweet, cute, and innocent like me on okcupid or tinder? Tinder is full of bros ): you could start by looking?
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Nirvikalpa posted:Are you cvcking some guy?
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I've updated my dating profile so hopefully its more appealing to the ladies Best qualties About Myself: shy, sweet, cute, and innocent What you look for in a Partner: willing to drive long distances to have sex with me
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Mods please change my name toDr. Lariat posted:my mild sociopathy
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how many teeth don't you have lol you're probably really ugly
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I shoewed up for the LSD sandwiches and now I'm still hungy 
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