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JK Fresco posted:A Police Academy reboot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngvYJtpXkM4
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Waiting for Godot but as a PG-14 hyperviolent smashfest (within PG-14 rating of course)
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Feb 26, 2020 19:07
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A bottle movie of a guy making GBS threads in a toilet ranting for 92 minutes. Total budget needed. $50k.
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Katamari damacy
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SeXReX posted:Katamari damacy Same but it's a dramatization of the forums drama by Michael Bay
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the next Need for Speed installment BUT it's underground street chariot racing set in the Roman Empire with super tricked out chariots and illegal horses and poo poo. e: vvv durrrr ya I meant Fast and Furious. ...you can tell how in touch with this franchise I am. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Feb 26, 2020 |
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The Fast and the Furriest about the gritty underbelly of the fursuit "dog" racing scene
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Groundhog Day starring Vince Vaughn, but immediately after awakening he gets hit by a tractor trailer.
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a movie that's just one long psychedelic trip when a dude snorts a huge line of DMT which he mistakenly believes to be cocaine
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Feb 26, 2020 23:30
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The Dark Night Continuous 24-hour footage of the south pole during the time of year when the sun doesn't show. Then at the end a dude pops into frame and says "that was a pretty dark night, eh?"
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Feb 26, 2020 23:35
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Finish the Turkish Star Wars trilogy
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Feb 26, 2020 23:39
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Play posted:a movie that's just one long psychedelic trip when a dude snorts a huge line of DMT which he mistakenly believes to be cocaine but he's a reporter in Baghdad, 2004
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Idea for a book/movie: Gone With the Wind, but it’s about FYAD. Written and directed by Jordan Peele.
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I. M. Gei posted:Idea for a book/movie: I like this. But we're doing Of Mice and Barnacle Jim instead
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"a dave and busters" "right, go on Jim, what else?" "a dave and busters with stilts so all the women dont point and laugh at me when I try to play the alien versus predator game" "heh...why the long face" I say as I pull the trigger
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Jim melting down and going apeshit, absolute bonkers on Skylark then General Anime takes his posting hand out of the glove full of vaseline to queef out a half assed reply, unable to cull Jim's tiny midget retard strength
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HairWolf A man with flying hair undertakes various exotic missions, many involving espionage, with a Cold War theme.
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Ok, so it's like Jurassic park, right? But it's in a Steampunk world and all the dinosaurs are actually incredibly complex pneumatically driven automatons. Yeah, yeah, like that spider from Wild Wild West. Speaking of Will Smith, guess who I have in mind for the lead? That's right, Jaden Smith! Anyway, here's the best part, for the title I was thinking - 'Dynosaurs'!! No, with a Y. Like a dynamo. I don't know it's a steampunk thing, they'll love it.
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*The Voltasaurus' metal jaws collapse inches from HARRIET TUBMAN'S face from a well-placed shot* HARRIET TUBMAN: *gasping, exasperated* You saved me! JADEN FIVE-ACES: *coolly inspecting the smoking barrel of his Dyna-Rifle* A second later, and I daresay you'd have experienced a shock to your system. QUIBLEY: Sir, Madam, I regret to inform you that we have a bigger problem... *With a deafening roar, a falling tree reveals the terrifying TESLASAURUS REX, which has been tracking them since the escape from the airship*
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The Bramble posted:*The Voltasaurus' metal jaws collapse inches from HARRIET TUBMAN'S face from a well-placed shot* Wild Wild West 2: The Wilder West screenplay shaping up well
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1redflag posted:Wild Wild West 2: The Wilder West screenplay shaping up well Our process is actually better thsn the ine fir the real movie. See: https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/wild-wild-west-inside-story quote:The pair had various meetings with studio representatives and two with Jon Peters, who was producing the film with Sonnenfeld. Peters, who used to be Barbra Streisand’s hairdresser, had executive-produced films like Caddyshack, Batman Returns and A Star Is Born (the 1976 version as well as the 2018 remake). Maddock, speaking to me with two broken feet from his house in California, says that he went alone to the Bel Air Hotel, where Peters was living while he was remodeling his house. He met him by the pool, as Peters sat with his “retinue of young Hollywood studs.” Maddock told Peters the story of the film. When he explained there would be a scene in which Jim West rides on horseback through the night in order to meet the president, Peters stopped him. “Horse?” he said. “Horses are boring.” quote:“I really shouldn’t talk out-of-school, but Jon wasn’t a hugely active producer,” Doug Harlocker, who made the majority of the props for Wild Wild West, tells me. “He was somehow attached to Wild Wild West, and I’m still to this day not quite sure why. I thought he was sort of an odd choice: he’s a Beverly Hills guy that had multiple estates and 25 full-time gardeners working on his property every single day.” (Peters, who recently married and apparently split from Pamela Anderson over the course of 12 days, and his representatives did not reply to my interview requests.) JK Fresco fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Feb 27, 2020 |
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20 Blunts posted:but he's a reporter in Baghdad, 2004 I loving LOVE IT
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WARDANCER - An Apache warrior loses his way in the forest and discovers a time portal which transports him to 1977 Harlem. Once there, he teaches a group of troubled urban teens new dance moves for an upcoming competition. MOGWAI - In this Gremlins prequel, Gizmo must save his village from encroaching developers. RAINBOW SIX SIX SIX - When spy novel author Tom Clancy dies unexpectedly, he must rely on his knowledge of secret agents to battle his way out of Hell.
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the Magic the Gathering Weatherlight saga set to Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory
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Doltos posted:the Magic the Gathering Weatherlight saga set to Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory Chinese market is about to be abound with escapism and they're 10 years behind us when it comes to entertainment. Sold
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Cubone posted:take that chinese movie about parasites or whatever and put a hot american broad in it Jessica from Illinois Chicago is already in it? poverty goat posted:Reboots of classic romance/romcom movies, but gay. Gay audiences will love it, but so will the same chicks who were watching it before. We are gonna make so much fuckin MONEY.
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Xaintrailles posted:We are gonna make
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Do the movie 300 but with women. Or with old people; which ever one can be exploited for more money.
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a retelling of the horrific events of 9/11 except each and every hijacker is played by this man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ
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schmuckfeatures posted:a retelling of the horrific events of 9/11 except each and every hijacker is played by this man: *yelling at the passengers of United Airlines Flight 93 as they try to storm the cockpit* WHO THE gently caress ARE YOU
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Remake all the beloved 80s puppet movies (Labrynth, Dark Crystal, Neverending Story) with middle-shelf CGI. Monty Python-esqe movie about Ghengis Khan. "Mangling the gently caress out of the Works of Phillip K. Dick", a Netflix original series. Escape from D.C. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, except the fat guy is an annoying gay stereotype and not at all fat.
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Setting 1980s I'm both gay and a heroin addict WHICH WAY DID I CATCH AIDS??????
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are you laying down and using your hands to make a box shape in front of your face? cause i'm not pitching you poo poo if you're doin that
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Dillon2 posted:*yelling at the passengers of United Airlines Flight 93 as they try to storm the cockpit* WHO THE gently caress ARE YOU *being dragged from the cockpit* "HOW DARE YOU COME DOWN HERE. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? YOU'RE A DISGRACE." *about to crash into the tower* "THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PLACES IN ALL OF NORTH AMERICA. YOU SUCK."
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Nooner posted:Setting 1980s A story about two star crossed lovers, a man and a monkey.
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Play posted:a movie that's just one long psychedelic trip when a dude snorts a huge line of DMT which he mistakenly believes to be cocaine This already exists and is called the Joe Rogan Experience.
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Joe Rogan experience but he is a medival king bringing wise men before his court to explain to him how things like water and the sun work
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get the dog from beethoven to star in a movie about the Big Dog franchise the dog from air bud can be his liberal neighbor or something
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danny devito impregnates schwarzenegger, and foils a diamond heist.
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An retired old time grifter has to pull off one last score to save his old crew but all his old underworld connections have all moved on too. About to give up, his car gets jacked by a teenage street gang. He's going to have to convince them, train them, become a father figure to them and then viciously betray them to get away clean.
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