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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

beer gas canister posted:

Summer Olympics is badly hampered by the absence of curling

Yup.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


beer gas canister posted:

Summer Olympics is badly hampered by the absence of curling

But it has beach volleyball and rugby 7s?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
The only thing the Winter Olympics has over the summer ones is hockey. :colbert:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i only just found out that skateboarding is a sport this year :staredog:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Aardvark! posted:

i only just found out that skateboarding is a sport this year :staredog:

That’s how the torch bearer is carrying in the torch. Gonna do some sick flips and light that bitch.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Aardvark! posted:

i only just found out that skateboarding is a sport this year :staredog:

They added Sport Climbing too

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




cnut posted:

*lights a joint off the OLYMPIC FLAME*

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
they should add dirtbike racing. i realize it's not really athletic, but dirtbikes are freaking cool

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I like the one with the swords

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Aardvark! posted:

i only just found out that skateboarding is a sport this year :staredog:

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAtBVRFD_Zg

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Aardvark! posted:

ive updated the op to improve festivities, op

It's beautiful.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
wait, they're doing another olympics?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

wait, they're doing another olympics?

I think it's time to jazz it up a little, really.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
More like oh, limp dicks

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Speed walking is literally an event and it’s terrifying to watch

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
competitive goose stepping

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
The synchronized COVID spread

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Derpies posted:

Speed walking is literally an event and it’s terrifying to watch


SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They should have a Steroid Olympics. Where athletes are able to use any drugs they want in an attempt to be the absolute best.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Aardvark! posted:

i only just found out that skateboarding is a sport this year :staredog:

i think they should have tony hawk and bam margera commentate and (play by play and color commentary natch)

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

They should have made the cardboard beds stronger and encouraged sex in them. It would have been easy to take the beds with all the bodily fluids and anal lube to the parking lot and set it ablaze.

Now they'll have to burn the whole dormitory down instead of watching it turn into slums naturally..

MackAddie fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jul 19, 2021

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
lolympics 2021

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

Aardvark! posted:

i only just found out that skateboarding is a sport this year :staredog:

I hope the Olympics absorb the X-GAMES like a twin in the womb.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i think there should be a sport called EXTREME DARES and it's judged by Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O and Wee Man

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Aardvark! posted:

i only just found out that skateboarding is a sport this year :staredog:

Who even needs the Olympics in skateboarding when the entire sport was just won?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2021/07/17/brazilian-gui-khury-tony-hawk-x-games-youngest-1080/8002188002/

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dude.

gently caress yeah to that kid.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


henlo to the sexy lady olympians :getin:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

And Tyler Too! posted:

I hope the Olympics absorb the X-GAMES like a twin in the womb.

i would love to see some olympic ninja warrior

or maybe olympic pugil stick Joust a la American Gladiators
]

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

between the euros, tour de france and olympics i'm set to spend this entire summer inside watching tv :getin:

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

I hate working out and sports of any kind pretty much but I would happily get in shape and do like competitive fencing or something if it meant I could go spend 2 weeks in Olympic sex village

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Half an hour and we pass the torch to BYOB. Gold medal shitposts ONLY

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

beer gas canister posted:

Summer Olympics is badly hampered by the absence of curling

But it's got handball

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

Half an hour and we pass the torch to BYOB. Gold medal shitposts ONLY

I'm getting on the podium this time!

*FAAAARAT

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
im also excited for VOLLEYBALL since I watched haikyu recently

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Will this thread be passed to fyad or do they have a Paralympic thread

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
hello byob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
olympic fencing is fun but only foil/epee. saber fencing is for chumps.

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Aug 21, 2011
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