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i didnt read the other opinions in this thread, but god exists
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Mar 24, 2015 15:49
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i didnt read the other opinions in this thread, but god exists
yes, it's me. those are my footsteps. size 8.5 mens.
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Mar 24, 2015 15:52
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joke about god all you want, but god is real
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Mar 24, 2015 15:53
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you are all loved unconditionally by a god who forgives all your sins and will redeem all your suffering
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Mar 24, 2015 15:53
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you are all loved unconditionally by a god who forgives all your sins and will redeem all your suffering
this isnt really funny, but it's true
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Mar 24, 2015 15:53
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you reckon you're a solid poster? wait till you see god's posts
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Mar 24, 2015 15:54
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this isnt really funny, but it's true
uhh, if you wanted to make it funny you could make it, like
you are all loved unconditionally by a god who forgives all your sins and will redeem all your suffering - even if you are ginger!
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Mar 24, 2015 15:55
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god loves your fedora and your mra pua bullshit. he agrees with you about gamergate
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Mar 24, 2015 15:57
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I am a congenital optimist.
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you are all loved unconditionally by a god who forgives all your sins and will redeem all your suffering
tell me more about this god of yours
everyone in the idf must die
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Mar 24, 2015 15:57
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tell me more about this god of yours
when you recognize the loving grace of god, then the next step is yours: what responsibility to you feel towards god's creation, knowing that god loves you without end, and your place in paradise is assured
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Mar 24, 2015 15:58
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only atheists go to heaven
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Mar 24, 2015 15:59
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i don't believe you are correct dogcrash truther but would be glad to be proven wrong and one day we'll all know so isn't that something
it doesn't matter whether you belivee in god or not, or even whether you live a good or bad life or not, but sometimes, in our darkest moments, which must inevitably come to all of us, we receive a revelation of a sustaining spirit of love and compassion, and if and when you recieve such a revelation, i hope you won't dismiss it just because you would prefer to be right
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Mar 24, 2015 16:02
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we already see, and we have always seen. it's just a question of whether we can accept it. it's not easy.
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Mar 24, 2015 16:04
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for some people the hardest part is accepting that god loves those who have hurt them, for others its accepting that god loves them even though they've hurt others, and for others its accepting that nothing which has ever truly lived can ever truly die and that we are beings without beginning and end, but all these things are manifestly true
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Mar 24, 2015 16:08
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i respect your belief and am taking your posts as unironic so i will say i spent a great deal of my life seeking and hoping for god and found nothing but emptiness and silence so i choose not to subject myself to what i believe is a false hope anymore
fair enough and my posts are abso;utely sincere although at the same time i have to cop to thinking it's really funny that you can tell people something that's true and amazing news and it makes them uncomfortable and sad, its the best kind of troll, u shoiuld try buddhism bo peps, it'll really put that emptiness and silence into a different perspective
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Mar 24, 2015 16:33
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I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.
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Which god are we talking about? And no there is no god. but thats just like uh, my opinion man.
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Mar 24, 2015 16:40
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im on the fence. how long is his prayer backlog? customer service rating?
everyone in the idf must die
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Mar 24, 2015 16:45
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gods yelp page is surprisingly not very helpful?
everyone in the idf must die
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Mar 24, 2015 16:46
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what is god like. wehat are gods aspirations? what is gods favorite song? is it the one the angels are always singing, or does god duck out of the unending hym all the time. I wonder if god makes them sing other stuff. what is god made out of? everything? what's up w the phrase 'godhead'? does god have thoughts, or a will? what if god was super small, way smaller than a atom. does self determination negate the idea divine providence? what kind of paintball gun would god use
ron color fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Mar 24, 2015
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Mar 24, 2015 16:46
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joke about god all you want, but god is real
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Mar 24, 2015 17:13
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any of them
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Mar 24, 2015 17:58
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use descartes' definition of god. a supremely perfect being which contains all forms of perfection
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Mar 24, 2015 18:01
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use descartes' definition of god. a supremely perfect being which contains all forms of perfection
oh. no. that's stupid and so was descartes.
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Mar 24, 2015 18:03
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descartes should have stuck to math and left the real thinking to the big boys, like dogcrash truther
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Mar 24, 2015 18:04
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oh. no. that's stupid and so was descartes.
you dont have to. i just thought it might interest security drone.
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Mar 24, 2015 18:08
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heres another question: people who believe in god what do you think of pascal's wager
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Mar 24, 2015 18:15
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heres another question: people who believe in god what do you think of pascal's wager
pointless because god doesn't drat anyone to hell and hell doesnt exist
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Mar 24, 2015 18:16
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ok, another question: how far do you agree with the statement that i am in fact god
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Mar 24, 2015 18:22
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i agree completely
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ok, another question: how far do you agree with the statement that i am in fact god
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Mar 24, 2015 19:03
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I don't quite get how one can truly hold that there is a guaranteed paradise for everyone in the afterlife, but simultaneously justify continued living
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Mar 24, 2015 19:39
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Either you aren't actually sure, or... what? Idk it's paradise man
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