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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Kazinsal posted:

Hail king Jeffrey of YOSPOS, first of his name, saviour of SomethingAwful

I just want to state that I've always been loyal to our new overlord Jeffrey of YOSPOS, even when he was still a nobody trying to break into FYAD

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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

CannonFodder posted:

I met Tossed_Salad_Man at the North Wilkesboro K Mart that was going out of business. He was standing in the parking lot with a double bit axe. Good first impressions are key.

I love this sequence of sentences.

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Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Violet_Sky posted:

Which was the Gooncamp that had a bunch ABDLs?

Please tell me that doesn't mean "Adult Baby Diaper Lovers" and I hate myself for knowing that acronym.

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Please tell me that doesn't mean "Adult Baby Diaper Lovers" and I hate myself for knowing that acronym.

lol, GOON camp. It means exactly what you think it does.

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Hub Cat: Aug 3, 2011; Trunk Lover

Yeah lol should know better than to ask that question

Hub Cat fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jun 26, 2020

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AngryRobotsInc: Aug 2, 2011

Hanging out almost solely in Retro Games these days I came into this explosion....like, right now. That was...a lot to catch up on. Mostly just want to say Literally A Bird is cool, and I hope life goes good from here on, and that everyone involved in the situation is safe.

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funmanguy: Apr 20, 2006; What time is it?

I can as such a poo poo person before joining and for a while after joining. If I hadn�t lurked on these forums when I was going through getting clean I wouldn�t have learned how to be a person. This forum didn�t save my life but it did teach me how to be a not-poo poo person(the old lady threads were a big boost in figuring out the whole empathy thing). I�m a husband and dad now and I honestly wouldn�t have been capable of that without this stupid forum.

Also I was helldumped in the desert bus LP long long ago.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 02:59

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

As part of the sale, we will now be legally required to refer to these forums as Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's SomethingAwful Forums, Presented by Jeffrey of YoSpOs

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i just told my wife that it's got an extreme air of "stay cool have a good summer." huge auld lang syne vibes.

Goons take one last look at the Forums, slowly begin closing their laptops...

GOOD NEWS, GUYS, WE FOUND A MILLION DOLLARS! THE CLUBHOUSE IS SAVED (alsolowtaxwentbacktohishomeplanet)

Goons: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
:goatsecx:

FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Jun 26, 2020

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Sid Vicious posted:

what if lowtax stiole Jeffrey's skin and wearing it like a suit

We have such goatse to show you...

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WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

If we're talking how SA has made us better people, uh

I'm not gonna go into depth but this isn't my first account and the reason I burned the old one gets brought up weirdly often in this thread

I used to be a huge, huge, huge rear end in a top hat, just the absolute worst motherfucker, and SA beating that out of me (with that situation kind of being the tipping point) is a large part of why I'm even remotely tolerable nowadays

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:03

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

It's not for me to "leak the mod forums" as it were but I woke up to this announcement and I checked the mod forums and I found the same amount of happy surprise, so, folks, tentatively, we're still here.

Thank you, Jeffrey.

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

I won't cheer until the contract is signed, but I want to say that I've never seen Jeffrey beat a defenseless woman, nor have I personally been beaten by him, so he's OK in my book.

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Sexual Aluminum: Jun 21, 2003; is made of candy; Soiled Meat

I�m so happy I don�t have to learn to use discord / reddit / Twitter.

Also glad the taxman is gone.

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CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

VotGs posted:

Just so anyone who contributed to the body armor charity drive might see this, THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. It was a weird time for the country and the internet, and I will never ever forget how it felt to see people I did not know and could never know reaching out to make sure I was safe, and my buddies were safe. We all came through relatively okay and sane, and a lot of that was thanks to knowing that people cared while we were scared about what we'd been asked to do, without knowing the reasons why except that it was our turn to face death in the supposed service of our country's needs. It's been a haven since then, even during my darkest times, and whatever else has happened, it was worthwhile for that alone.

You're welcome, and thank you for your service.

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CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Violet_Sky posted:

Which was the Gooncamp that had a bunch ABDLs?

I am unfamiliar with that term.

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Seven Hundred Bee: Nov 1, 2006

please someone tell me I'm not crazy - I swear to god a goon ate someone, is this true? is my memory loving with me?

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zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Seven Hundred Bee posted:

please someone tell me I'm not crazy - I swear to god a goon ate someone, is this true? is my memory loving with me?

Well there was a prominent user named Cannibal

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Hedrigall: Mar 27, 2008; by vyelkin

Seven Hundred Bee posted:

please someone tell me I'm not crazy - I swear to god a goon ate someone, is this true? is my memory loving with me?

Don�t look at me *picking teeth*

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Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Seven Hundred Bee posted:

please someone tell me I'm not crazy - I swear to god a goon ate someone, is this true? is my memory loving with me?

There was someone who wanted to eat someone but its a mega depressing story

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ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

ArfJason posted:

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ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

quote:

Lowtax asked me to make clear that this is not an admission of any guilt. He maintains his innocence.

hmmmmmmmmmm

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M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

CannonFodder posted:

I am unfamiliar with that term.

or ABDL? (AB/DL in this case i'm sure is referring to a relevant terrible kink)

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a seagull: Apr 11, 2007

Not believing this until Lowtax is perma'd, but...

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:02

Hub Cat: Aug 3, 2011; Trunk Lover

Everybody welcome our new administrator Xatwol!!
Actually anybody remember the name when LT brought Radium back and claimed it was somebody else?

Hub Cat fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Jun 26, 2020

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Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Hub Cat posted:

Everybody welcome our new administrator Xatwol!!
Actually anybody remember the name when LT brought Radium back and claimed it was somebody else?

Yes, he was replaced by a "girl coder"

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Charles posted:

Yes, he was replaced by a "girl coder"

A "codestress" if you will.

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Four-Eyes posted:

Not a re-reg, just one of the people who had their Bird ban reversed when she could no longer ignore Lowtax's repeat domestic abuse. Bird loving up and Bird making amends are not mutually exclusive opinions to have.

Fawning over Bird for basic human decency she lacked six months ago is really weird.

lmao

you begged bird to reverse your ban, and she did it out of her abundant kindness even tho she knows what a poo poo you are

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:13

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Some alt right podcast is going to feature lowtax lmao this Saga is going to end well

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:13

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Squizzle posted:

lmao

you begged bird to reverse your ban, and she did it out of her abundant kindness even tho she knows what a poo poo you are

thank you for reminding me that this shitbird was spared my wrath only because of forums uncertainty

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

thank you for reminding me that this shitbird was spared my wrath only because of forums uncertainty

do not defame birds like that, scoundrel

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Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Squizzle posted:

do not defame birds like that, scoundrel

to be fair, I have queued them a fresh new ban

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

lol at managing to get your account unbanned and then turning right around and loving up in a day and going straight back to banned. Shine on you crazy motherfucker ford-guys

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verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

im only on the awful app and im not tryna sound rude

Where does Swizzle moderate

sorry i meant Squizzle had Funk Volume on the mind

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:21

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Cquizzle-spam.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:26

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

M_Gargantua posted:

or ABDL? (AB/DL in this case i'm sure is referring to a relevant terrible kink)

I didn't see any diaper stuff, just people eating warm Snicker's bars out of a blow-up doll's rear end in a top hat and a giant black dildo named "Linux"

Whoops, spoilers

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:27

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I think the ABDL idea might be cross-pollination from that story a few years back about the furry con that became really popular among diaper furries, to the point that people were openly just wearing diapers and fetish gear in public areas of the hotel, stuffing used diapers into pool drains, and all kinds of gross poo poo.

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