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bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Here are my plant babies

# ? Sep 14, 2022 14:41

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# ? May 31, 2024 01:18

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Plant page motherfuckers post yr plants

# ? Sep 14, 2022 14:42

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

looks like he doesn't give a gently caress about anything you're doing - in a good way

He is an old man and as soon as I sat down on the couch he started climbing on me and sniffing me. After determining Midas didn't smell like a threat he chilled on the top of the couch next to me happily receiving pets

# ? Sep 14, 2022 14:44

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

What about your penis

I walked into that one, didn't I?

Well played, well played.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 14:48

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

bagmonkey posted:

Here are my plant babies

give em smooches from aunt ruby

# ? Sep 14, 2022 14:53

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Ruby Gloom posted:

give em smooches from aunt ruby

I will! I only have like, half a dozen left to repot and I'm actually really fuckin happy about that

# ? Sep 14, 2022 14:56

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Ugh reminds me I need to find a new pot for one of my plants that definitely outgrew her pot. I have an idea of what I want but I don't want to spend $30 on a pot, $10 Marshalls Home Goods bs ftw

# ? Sep 14, 2022 14:57

ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

Zil posted:

I walked into that one, didn't I?

Well played, well played.

I almost deleted it because it's a pretty stupid joke actually

Then again, I'm a pretty stupid person

# ? Sep 14, 2022 15:06

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Revins posted:

He is an old man and as soon as I sat down on the couch he started climbing on me and sniffing me. After determining Midas didn't smell like a threat he chilled on the top of the couch next to me happily receiving pets

But enough about my friend his cat was chill too :dadjoke:

Speaking of walking into jokes

# ? Sep 14, 2022 15:13

Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

The weather is being dramatic again. I think I heard sone thunder, too - but hopefully I'll make it home in a t-shirt.

E: I think I'll walk a bit faster.

Computer viking fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Sep 14, 2022

# ? Sep 14, 2022 15:44

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I almost deleted it because it's a pretty stupid joke actually

Then again, I'm a pretty stupid person

Ah come on, you're not that stupid. It takes some level of stupidity to post in this thread. We are all dumb in our own little ways.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 15:48

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

Computer viking posted:

The weather is being dramatic again. I think I heard sone thunder, too - but hopefully I'll make it home in a t-shirt.

E: I think I'll walk a bit faster.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 15:48

ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

CV stuck in rain storm
Strides through door
"Oh no, my tee shirt is sopping wet"
Takes off shirt, poses
CV2: :eyepop:

# ? Sep 14, 2022 15:49

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Computer viking posted:

The weather is being dramatic again. I think I heard sone thunder, too - but hopefully I'll make it home in a t-shirt.

E: I think I'll walk a bit faster.

Thor is coming and he is pissed.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 15:49

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

Zil posted:

Thor is coming and he is pissed.

i am happy to give him kisses to stop him being pissed

just saying

for the good of mankind etc

# ? Sep 14, 2022 15:51

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Ruby Gloom posted:

i am happy to give him kisses to stop him being pissed

just saying

for the good of mankind etc

# ? Sep 14, 2022 15:55

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

Zil posted:

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:02

Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

So far the gods seem content enough.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:03

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Stay dry CV.

It�s a lovely day here in New England and I�m going to take Tarkus to a dog-friendly brewery this afternoon and share a burg with him.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:12

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Ruby Gloom posted:

give em smooches from aunt ruby

bagmo do not smooch the cacti

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:13

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Prof. Crocodile posted:

bagmo do not smooch the cacti

yeah, cacti are more in french kissing with a lot of tongue

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:19

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Last night I dreamed I was with Hunter Biden.
We were with small group in the Chateu Mormont or whatever it's called and it was decorated inside with fake snow everywhere using white plaster. [Like a Chalet theme I guess from the name?] We were partying on a precarious stairwell; the place was run down and falling apart. He was drinking dark bourbon and I was interested though scared of falling through the stairs. Then he surprised me with a wet kiss and I woke up.

Holy mackerel my subconscious picking bad boys even in my dreams!!!!!
:suicide:

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:22

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Spinz posted:

Last night I dreamed I was with Hunter Biden.
We were with small group in the Chateu Mormont or whatever it's called and it was decorated inside with fake snow everywhere using white plaster. [Like a Chalet theme I guess from the name?] We were partying on a precarious stairwell; the place was run down and falling apart. He was drinking dark bourbon and I was interested though scared of falling through the stairs. Then he surprised me with a wet kiss and I woke up.

Holy mackerel my subconscious picking bad boys even in my dreams!!!!!

That wasn't fake snow, it was piles of coke.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:23

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Spinz posted:

Last night I dreamed I was with Hunter Biden.
We were with small group in the Chateu Mormont or whatever it's called and it was decorated inside with fake snow everywhere using white plaster. [Like a Chalet theme I guess from the name?] We were partying on a precarious stairwell; the place was run down and falling apart. He was drinking dark bourbon and I was interested though scared of falling through the stairs. Then he surprised me with a wet kiss and I woke up.

Holy mackerel my subconscious picking bad boys even in my dreams!!!!!

lol

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:24

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Stay dry CV.

It�s a lovely day here in New England and I�m going to take Tarkus to a dog-friendly brewery this afternoon and share a burg with him.

do they have dog beer, get that boy a dog beer

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:24

ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

Spinz posted:

Last night I dreamed I was with Hunter Biden.
We were with small group in the Chateu Mormont or whatever it's called and it was decorated inside with fake snow everywhere using white plaster. [Like a Chalet theme I guess from the name?] We were partying on a precarious stairwell; the place was run down and falling apart. He was drinking dark bourbon and I was interested though scared of falling through the stairs. Then he surprised me with a wet kiss and I woke up.

Holy mackerel my subconscious picking bad boys even in my dreams!!!!!

I'm pretty sure everyone has had this exact dream at least once

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:25

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Spinz posted:

Last night I dreamed I was with Hunter Biden.
We were with small group in the Chateu Mormont or whatever it's called and it was decorated inside with fake snow everywhere using white plaster. [Like a Chalet theme I guess from the name?] We were partying on a precarious stairwell; the place was run down and falling apart. He was drinking dark bourbon and I was interested though scared of falling through the stairs. Then he surprised me with a wet kiss and I woke up.

Holy mackerel my subconscious picking bad boys even in my dreams!!!!!

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# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:32

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

bagmonkey posted:

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# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:44

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Today I'm kinda sleepy so I'm watching random youtube videos on horror movies and playing solitaire

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:49

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

StrixNebulosa posted:

Today I'm kinda sleepy so I'm watching random youtube videos on horror movies and playing solitaire

ryan hollinger? his latest one on paranormal activity was a good watch

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:51

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Revins posted:

ryan hollinger? his latest one on paranormal activity was a good watch

Yeah! Finished that, watching this now (the channel is new to me):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4eVHIGW1ro

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:51

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

bagmonkey posted:

Plant page motherfuckers post yr plants

oh no i hope i'm not too late!

My dad gave me this rubber tree like a decade ago and I basically neglected it for years but it was the only plant I had that never died. Earlier this year, Mr Malorkus and I finally planted it in a larger pot and it exploded and grew to its current dimensions. It's still putting out new leaves all the time, when before it was basically in stasis or something. I have christmas lights on it all year round but it doesn't mind.

San Pedro cactuses, allegedly they will get you high but we haven't tried it yet. One got broken in a fall but they are ok I think

Mila is not a plant but you should see her anyway:

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:52

Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

CV stuck in rain storm
Strides through door
"Oh no, my tee shirt is sopping wet"
Takes off shirt, poses
CV2:

This, uh, kind of happened.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:53

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

evidently, ilbsm has sexy premonition skills :stare:

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:57

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

StrixNebulosa posted:

Yeah! Finished that, watching this now (the channel is new to me):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4eVHIGW1ro

looks interesting! I'm currently addicted to dueling people in elden ring but I'll probably watch it tonight

# ? Sep 14, 2022 16:59

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Mila is not a plant but you should see her anyway:

smooches for this adorably derpy lil baby :3:

# ? Sep 14, 2022 17:00

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Plants

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# ? Sep 14, 2022 17:01