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Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

TheAgent posted:

internal rumor is that chris is getting rid of the programmers first, as they've been, in his words "underwhelming"

lol

Typical. Crobbers blaming everyone else for his crap.

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XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

TheAgent posted:

also it's now not the sqlude or prologue or whatever because we talked mad poo poo about it, it's that sc: first strike or sc: vendetta bullshit now lol

Is he going to redesign Eckhart's jacket again now that we've nicknamed him 3-jackets?

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

TheAgent posted:

internal rumor is that chris is getting rid of the programmers first, as they've been, in his words "underwhelming"

lol

:laffo:

"Programmers don't layer on the fidelity, get rid of them"

Various Meat Products
Oct 1, 2003

TheAgent posted:

internal rumor is that chris is getting rid of the programmers first, as they've been, in his words "underwhelming"

lol

Well yeah, I fully expect CIG to spend its final days as a skeleton crew that consists solely of concept artists and community managers.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
I mean we are all drunk here so who knows how much this is all hyperbole or exaggeration but these dudes are super loving lit about cig

the other guys tried to cut in with "yeah it's bad at company x too" but the cig dudes steamrolled over them with some of the most unbelievable "my company is a teainwreck" stories and we are all just stating at them agape and hehing

Various Meat Products
Oct 1, 2003

Not like Croberts is finally going to get his priorities straight at this point.

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



In vino veritas

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

TheAgent posted:

internal rumor is that chris is getting rid of the programmers first, as they've been, in his words "underwhelming"

lol

Ahahah goddamn that's funny.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

At last, Chris does the managerial thing and slims the bloat that is CIG down to its core competency: making jpegs. You don't need programmers for that.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

underwhelming over IP

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

underwhelm (v) - to eject or discard a set of wheels

The rover is underwhelming as it attempts to drive up this ramp.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

TheAgent posted:

I mean we are all drunk here so who knows how much this is all hyperbole or exaggeration but these dudes are super loving lit about cig

the other guys tried to cut in with "yeah it's bad at company x too" but the cig dudes steamrolled over them with some of the most unbelievable "my company is a teainwreck" stories and we are all just stating at them agape and hehing

Is all goon material banned from CIG offices?

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
what a loving tainwreck

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

thatguy posted:

Grilled cheese?

Thoatse fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Sep 3, 2017

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer
also do they love Pgabz and I?

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
tanewreck*

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Bootcha posted:

Is all goon material banned from CIG offices?

Where's the expose Bootcha?

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

TheAgent posted:

tainwreck
tanewreck

e: beaten :(

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard




Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Do the white knights and cultists only work part time or something? Why are these comments getting upvoted?

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Golli posted:

In vino veritas

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Bootcha posted:

Is all goon material banned from CIG offices?

there's actually quite a few cig people who browse this thread

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
...as he drives up the ramp to Couttes parking lot, Crobbler clips out of his jittering limited edition Porsche wearing nothing but his paarp stained underwhelm

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

TheAgent posted:

there's actually quite a few cig people who browse this thread

Hello CIG people. :wave:

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Spatial posted:

tanewreck

e: beaten :(

it's good to get archered now and then :3:

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

"It took me ten minutes to invent this revolutionary new feature, how can it take you guys so long to implement it?!" Chris Roberts to the programmers, probably.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Taco Duck posted:

I wonder what kind of weird internet subcultures will exist that have orgs when this farce of a game comes out

I think your premise is flawed

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

TheAgent posted:

I mean we are all drunk here so who knows how much this is all hyperbole or exaggeration but these dudes are super loving lit about cig

the other guys tried to cut in with "yeah it's bad at company x too" but the cig dudes steamrolled over them with some of the most unbelievable "my company is a teainwreck" stories and we are all just stating at them agape and hehing

:justpost:

StarbloodKiss
Feb 3, 2016

Why is the entire cargo hold full with crates of Krogan Krackers?
How's working at Blizzard though, any comments from the people about that?

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Tippis posted:

Hello CIG people. :wave:

They won't say hi, Tippis.
Sandi is watching them closely, swinging her handbag menacingly.

runsamok
Jan 12, 2011

Could whichever CIG person who's reading this thread please send out the Paypal batch? I got me some fancy limited edition plastic robot kits to buy.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3
Quick, someone screencap all of it before the whiskey stops working.

Blizzard support stories are the best btw, used to drink with a couple of guys who scared me out of ever going near WoW


E someone pay my taxxe, cant do it cos i'm driving really fast right now

SomethingJones fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Sep 3, 2017

StarbloodKiss
Feb 3, 2016

Why is the entire cargo hold full with crates of Krogan Krackers?

SomethingJones posted:

Quick, someone screencap all of it before the whiskey stops working.

Blizzard support stories are the best btw, used to drink with a couple of guys who scared me out of ever going near WoW

Yeah, I use to have a guild member who was also a GM and from what he use to tell us, they're pretty much all treated like Miltons. Supervisors looking over their shoulders and eventually being relocated to a hole somewhere.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

runsamok
Jan 12, 2011

SomethingJones posted:


E someone pay my taxxe, cant do it cos i'm driving really fast right now

I gotchu

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

StarbloodKiss posted:

Yeah, I use to have a guild member who was also a GM and from what he use to tell us, they're pretty much all treated like Miltons. Supervisors looking over their shoulders and eventually being relocated to a hole somewhere.

It was more that they scared me with the kind of stuff players would send them over the chat, like what they were going to do to themselves if a particular bug wasn't fixed

Agent tell the CIG guys if they ever need a detailed spec of what they're supposed to be working on I can send them a Crobber transcript in return for jpegs of equal or greater quality, best description of mechanics that exist tbh

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Look at him.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

dear also drunk cig duders:

look @ these fukken buns:





e: i just wanna snuggle them and tell them they are precious for days

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3
Look at those cute bunnies.



That's what Sandi turns you into if you displease her

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Propagandist posted:

e: i just wanna snuggle them and tell them they are precious for days
But the meat would spoil without refrigeration?

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