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The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Can someone give me a rundown on whats being said that this lady has murdred Bloomberg over? They never closed-caption these things I swear to god

Bloomberg apparently has a lot of harassment and discrimination lawsuits from women and she is roasting him for not allowing them to break their NDA's. Also his remarks are mindbogglingly dumb. He suggests that the NDA's are there by them women's' requests for their protection.

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The General
Mar 4, 2007


Malachite_Dragon posted:

Can someone give me a rundown on whats being said that this lady has murdred Bloomberg over? They never closed-caption these things I swear to god

quote:

I hope you heard what his defense was. "I've been nice to some women." That just doesn't cut it. The mayor has to stand on his record. And what we need to know is exactly what is lurking out there. He has gotten some number of women, dozens, Who knows? To sign non-disclosure agreements, both for sexual harrassment and for gender discrimination in the work place. So, Mr. Mayor are you willing to release all those women from those non-disclosure agreements so we can hear their side of the story?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Can someone give me a rundown on whats being said that this lady has murdred Bloomberg over? They never closed-caption these things I swear to god

Here it is with captioning:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LqywKzY6e4

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
I stole this but "Mayor Bloomberg, as a staunch opponent of socialism, how does it feel to be publicly owned?"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Her roast is one thing, but the audience laughing and booing him so loudly is what clinches it. This might be the most humiliating performance since “Please clap.”

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Who knew that the answer to "why do you have so many women under nda's for sexual harassment?" wasn't "broads can't take a joke".

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This guy stammering and stumbling over his answers, also being so tone deaf to claim he throws people under the bus when they do exactly what he does, is just so juicy and hilarious.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

its really weird that 2 republicans can yell at each other on a democratic stage and everyone thinks its neat

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

GolfHole posted:

its really weird that 2 republicans can yell at each other on a democratic stage and everyone thinks its neat

Woah dude, you really opened up my eyes, maaan.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


SilvergunSuperman posted:

Woah dude, you really opened up my eyes, maaan.

I mean, he's right, but there's very much a letthemfight.gif element to it

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Woah dude, you really opened up my eyes, maaan.

sorry, sorry, close em!!! sorry!!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob0Ta49vx5o

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Zipperelli. posted:

:laffo:

Ok. No. Watch what happens if a medical provider breaks HIPAA by talking about someone who died in their rescue or their ER, and the family hears it.

Yes, dead people are also covered by HIPAA. The hell kind of thought process brought you to think otherwise?



No worries, you were only off by 50 years.

poo poo, there's a reason I'm not a privacy officer.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/xKazYe1.gifv

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/7I3Vva5.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/KeR7Z93.mp4

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



More like an exorcist

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Cool nascar steering wheel.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Right tight, left loosey, makes perfect sense.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

This happens if you get the power steering pump hoses mixed up. I assume from the gloves that the person starting the car is a mechanic and is either just about to or has just realised their error.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I appreciate everyone helping me appreciate Bloomberg being verbally shivved, that was very enjoyable. Though I also have to say that youtube's auto-transcribing is not closed captioning, and it is not 'close enough'. It's not as bad as it used to be, but it's still not great.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Memento posted:

This happens if you get the power steering pump hoses mixed up. I assume from the gloves that the person starting the car is a mechanic and is either just about to or has just realised their error.

Mixing up the steering hoses causes it to violently shake back and forth. This spun 20 full rotations to the left. Not even a bus has that many rotations lock to lock, so this has to be something like a hosed up EPAS system that's disconnected from the rack. I don't think Toyota has a steer-by-wire system that'd have the wheel entirely disconnected from the rack in normal operation.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/9DtFUfl.mp4

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Pour one out for Davey Jones.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

corgski posted:

The schad is that now I have to see warren stans making good memes when Bernie should have the monopoly.

pretty sure Bernie would be fine with distributing the memes among the people, Senator Warren included.

edit: throwing this out there that I don't think deer death is schaden-worthy

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I appreciate everyone helping me appreciate Bloomberg being verbally shivved, that was very enjoyable. Though I also have to say that youtube's auto-transcribing is not closed captioning, and it is not 'close enough'. It's not as bad as it used to be, but it's still not great.

Here's the full transcript if you want.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Kayak schadenfreude always reminds me of this classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

DontMockMySmock posted:

Kayak schadenfreude always reminds me of this classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE

The girl isn't doing so great either being clueless as to how to help her friend from not being deaded.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


So...what was she expecting to happen?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

chitoryu12 posted:

So...what was she expecting to happen?

Something like this?

Song For The Deaf
Aug 10, 2006

I HAVE TO USE MY SOUND SWORD NOW.
I think she didn’t account for the fact that pulling the hair so hard would cause her to cut her bangs so short. You can see it bounce back up when it cuts loose.

It’s still a bad idea.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



BYU pole vaulter Zach McWhorter suffers excruciating scrotum injury while practicing, shares video
However, in a surprise twist it turns out the actual schad is Coach Dad also being the urologist who got to stitch him up

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Shaocaholica posted:

The girl isn't doing so great either being clueless as to how to help her friend from not being deaded.

She tells him to just stand up at one point. I don't think he's in danger of being dead. Honestly, going and helping him would be the most dangerous thing she could do, as he would flail and panic and hurt her or pull her under. Also just laugh at the funny video, Max.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Zipperelli. posted:

You ok? Need someone to talk to? This was a really dumb post lashing out at a lot of nothing.

It'll be ok bud. Maybe don't try so hard, eh?

I do get irritated when I see somebody too stupid to get a joke. That's probably not something you can help and I apologise.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

DontMockMySmock posted:

Kayak schadenfreude always reminds me of this classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE

I hate this kid so much. He's just so performatively pathetic.

FreeMars
Mar 22, 2011
Schad in the wild! I'm at the dog park right now and just watched somebody's big fluffy dog lay down in a muddy puddle.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
He also seems very drunk. It's actually kind of amazing that "let's drink heavily and go on the water, which we never do" is such a thing

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



FreeMars posted:

Schad in the wild! I'm at the dog park right now and just watched somebody's big fluffy dog lay down in a muddy puddle.

Anne Whateley posted:

He also seems very drunk. It's actually kind of amazing that "let's drink heavily and go on the water, which we never do" is such a thing

These posts are directly related and nobody can convince me otherwise :colbert:

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

"Hey, Thrustmaster support? Yeah, so my wheel controller seems to be stuck in calibration mode..."

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/bulkUSBchargers/status/1228422508912742401

Lustily dire. Just, pornographically depressing. Like a pair of suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra :smith:

This guy is definitely in the Evil row of the Florida Man D&D Alignment chart.

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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

FreeMars posted:

Schad in the wild! I'm at the dog park right now and just watched somebody's big fluffy dog lay down in a muddy puddle.

Haha I saw this once with a loving BEAUTIFUL pure white Samoyed. It was so amazing to behold.

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