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What would trump have done if he were still prez
This poll is closed.
bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/1353022215495663617

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Joementum posted:

Missouri's been nothing but trouble since we made it a state. Delete Missouri and all things created in Missouri.

KC BBQ is good though

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

You can't rile up a group of chuds to hoot and holler your way into the speakers chair. That kind of poo poo might win a primary election but thats as far as it will take you.

Counterpoint: 2016-2021

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Agrajag posted:

1. anything below president doesnt get the same attention or respect in the world

Yeah, it's this.


He doesn't give a poo poo about service or governing or whatever, he just wanted the title

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Thump! posted:

you shouldn't be cumming that hard just from running

Well if you wear loose jogging shorts and you hit juuust the right rhythm

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

samantonio posted:

I love poo poo like this. Kids are gonna take over the world. God bless 'em.

not if there's no world left for them

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
"it's like that time I went to clown college with (insert semi famous 1970s movie star)!"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

President Joe I beg you. LOCK. HER. UP!

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

samantonio posted:

Only made funnier if they did some sort of cutaway that was laced with irony and puns.

I kid but Family Guy does pretty consistently get a few good chuckles from me every episode.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Mustached Demon posted:

KC BBQ is good though

oh great we're doing this again, see y'all in 10 pages

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Joementum posted:

Missouri's been nothing but trouble since we made it a state. Delete Missouri and all things created in Missouri.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoWc6WRHKEE

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

Missouri's been nothing but trouble since we made it a state. Delete Missouri and all things created in Missouri.

i will not stand for this samuel clemens erasure

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

Joementum posted:

Missouri's been nothing but trouble since we made it a state. Delete Missouri and all things created in Missouri.

I've been through the "justice" system in Missouri. That state is hosed.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

oxsnard posted:

oh great we're doing this again, see y'all in 10 pages

Memphis is good too so whatever

there is no best bbq it's all good if done with love of meat

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
turn missouri into a vassal region under the control of Kansas

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

Gripweed posted:

not if there's no world left for them

That's why they're starting to be politicians at a younger and younger age. Greta sailed the seas at what, like 14? Good lord, kiddo. But it's not like the current ruling septuagenarians are giving them many options.

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1353032547421323264?s=20

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

:peanut:

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

Gringostar posted:

i will not stand for this samuel clemens erasure

"Habit is habit, and not to be flung out the window by any man. But coaxed downstairs a step at a time."

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1353033040696586242

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

oxsnard posted:

turn missouri into a vassal region under the control of Kansas

and give them the Lake of the Ozarks? Delusion!

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae


I know, right? Been rocking this since yesterday. lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/klimtsonian/status/1352802605865578498

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


this is brilliant, he’ll just offload the Dominon suit costs to donors

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

oxsnard posted:

turn missouri into a vassal region under the control of Kansas

They have 21 loving prisons. TWENTY ONE.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Minnesota is permanently hosed.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



truml!!!!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lmao

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

The Nastier Nate posted:

"My integrity as a Christian has been damaged" says guy defending the president who hosed a porn star while his 3rd wife was pregnant

Whom amongst us

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/take_japper/status/1352855060582166531

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Nonsense posted:

and give them the Lake of the Ozarks? Delusion!

Lake of the ozarks is so good.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
Tueb

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

countdown to a new rob ford like video of mypillow guy smoking crack

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/setoacnna/status/1352985842416050184

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Gringostar posted:

i will not stand for this samuel clemens erasure

the n word guy?

Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009




Christ we can only drop so many hints and hoping that someone low-key notices before we work up the courage to say it outloud

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

Nonsense posted:

and give them the Lake of the Ozarks? Delusion!

heh, that's where I grew up. Fun story, the Lake made USA Today's #1 recreation lake spot back in 2015. And no one knew why it wasn't Havasu or Michigan or something bigger. Turns out there was some goon who wrote a Tor macro script to gently caress with the voting in the last three days and shot it to the number one spot from where it had been hovering in the 4th-5th spot for months. Because of that #1 spot, the Chamber of Commerce and the Convention Visitors Bureau started using it as their advertising campaign for the next several years bringing even more attention to the area. That next year Netflix picked up 'Ozark' and started filming.

Heh, some goon did that.

What? :troll:

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Perhaps, in retrospect, I latched on to observing the chaos of a Trump presidency as a substitute for a lack of dynamism and agency within my own life and the resulting emptiness In feel in it's absence is my own fault.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Harton posted:

Lake of the ozarks is so good.

Wish it was my town lake. Only ones nearby are a couple small lakes owned by the electricity monopoly.

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
condolences to Larry King's Large Sons Cannon & Chance on the loss of their father

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