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cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Only watching this because i wouldn't be able to sleep anyway.

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Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

cucka posted:

They actually left 15 minutes ago. They are just using wwe2k15's commentary tracks.

*barret throws kick*

King: "HE'S PUTTING THOSE EDUCATED FEET TO GOOD USE!"

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Dr. Dirt posted:

Wait, how many vests was Ziggler wearing?
It's so that when they run the inevitable 'heel gets face sent to jail' angle on an episode of Raw, someone can say "Dolph Ziggler, you're under a vest"

(I'll get my coat)

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Lord Chumley posted:

*barret throws kick*

King: "HE'S PUTTING THOSE EDUCATED FEET TO GOOD USE!"

Cole :This is the POWER of John Cena folks.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian

MysticalMachineGun posted:

It reminds me of when I saw a live event in 2013 - crowd was bananas for Team Hell No vs the Shield, main event was Cena vs Ryback and we barely gave a gently caress

I also saw that exact live event set up. Cesaro was awesome, totally won over the crowd that night.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Nobody can lift Kane! Not even JOHN CENA!

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Lord Chumley posted:

hey buddy he got that match over dead jack swagger

What did happen to Jack Swagger? Did he take his gimmick too far and shoot a Mexican?

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!
Can't we just have a replay of the NXT title match as a picture-in-picture?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yeah, this really does feel like Vince just woke up.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Since when can't Cena bodyslam loving Kane? Don't they basically weigh about the same, roughly?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Ultragonk posted:

What did happen to Jack Swagger? Did he take his gimmick too far and shoot a Mexican?

Weed.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


They forgot to turn the cameras off for the dark main guys

Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(

Dr. Dirt posted:

Can't we just have a replay of the NXT title match as a picture-in-picture?

or the Cesaro match. Anything but this.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Does Cena have the power to lift Wade Barrett

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/617287858940997632 cool loving pic

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, this really does feel like Vince just woke up.

I'm not sure if he actually sleeps at all. He might have a casket that he rests in, or maybe an alcove of some kind.

Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(
that kick sounded kinda hosed

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Ultragonk posted:

What did happen to Jack Swagger? Did he take his gimmick too far and shoot a Mexican?

He is in gimmick purgatory along with Sandow and Curtis Axel

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Can he overcome the odds.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Kane didn't show up in a Hawaiian shirt 1/10

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Ahahaha the replies.

"Thanks for spoiling it, hooknose!"
"Why the gently caress are you reading his twitter and not watching the show?"

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Waiting eagerly for Wade Barrett's victory by chinlock.

oh no

E: this wouldn't be so bad if they didn't force the stupid "he can't lift him" gimmick. That is just making this all kinds of dumb.

Well, except for the rest of it, which is also dumb, but slightly less.

Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(
seriously what the poo poo john cena can't lift Kane did he get some kind of japanese flu?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Delsaber posted:

I'm not sure if he actually sleeps at all. He might have a casket that he rests in, or maybe an alcove of some kind.

Despite being the Black and White Guardians of Pro-Wrestling, Vince and Dave Meltzer long ago came to a gentlemen's agreement to not overlap their 15-minute-per-day sleep patterns.

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!
Did someone just heave a massive sigh? If so, I agree.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Baltazar Robotnik posted:

seriously what the poo poo john cena can't lift Kane did he get some kind of japanese flu?

Kane is made out of those steel steps that Cena struggles to lift up.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Baltazar Robotnik posted:

seriously what the poo poo john cena can't lift Kane did he get some kind of japanese flu?

Needs more of that high-gravity Dragon Ball training.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Jerusalem posted:

Kane is made out of those steel steps that Cena struggles to lift up.

One might wonder if he's made of...

Kaneinite

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Dr. Dirt posted:

Did someone just heave a massive sigh? If so, I agree.
haha I thought I imagined that!

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Vintage Kane

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

St Evan Echoes posted:

haha I thought I imagined that!

ugh christ, wanna go home, so sick of being polite now. Who's this Web Berp guy

Also why is Wade in the main. Any even remote reason?

Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(

Tokamak posted:

Vintage Kane

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!

St Evan Echoes posted:

haha I thought I imagined that!

I'm glad someone else heard it. For a second there, I thought my place was haunted.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
Putting this on last is a huge gently caress up really. Unless we get a massive fuster cluck run in ending.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Barrett's catchphrase is just "BOOM!" now.

Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(
i sincerely hope kane wins this cleanly

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
[breathing intensifies]

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

MacDougall posted:

Putting this on last is a huge gently caress up really. Unless we get a massive fuster cluck run in ending.

Most of the American audience went to bed, the few that saw it live to begin with.

Is Kane even trying at this point? that was the shittiest barrier shot ever.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Codependent Poster posted:

Barrett's catchphrase is just "BOOM!" now.

I'm afraid I've got some bad booms.

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cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Ah yes the face in peril

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