Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Nenonen posted:

Are you really qualified to give advice to a midwife?

i mean, midwives (and obgyn docs) use forceps

also vacuums lol

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Let's hope no false midwifes pop up.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

im a midwife and i say stick em all

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
be careful before calling your wife 'mid'

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

This lady's gonna get scalped.

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1791933894515634534?t=4irRx6EeqNZSvbeMIfaFVQ&s=19

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/eZ6OO1S.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

bob dobbs is dead posted:

i mean, midwives (and obgyn docs) use forceps

also vacuums lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwCQXNWSwhI

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

It's a Smurf!

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..


Diarrhea cha cha cha

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


lmao

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jabor posted:

The Panama canal goes up and then goes back down.

Digging all the way down to sea level would have been much less practical.

Didn't stop Corinth.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hpZsFWNVl8


The Dew Drop Inn Did Drop Down (I couldn't find a full version of it, just this one with the music)

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

She's also loving terrible at it:
https://x.com/muffley_merkin/status/1791953033691361495

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Post10-ishly: WHOOOP!

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?
Taking bets on which sends her to the hospital first, getting her hair caught in the grinder or foreign object getting lodged in her eye.

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..


I dunno if my favorite part is the 7G claim or the net + bell that rings when they baby hits it

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

probably the net

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/iFU5nFu.mp4

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Jabor posted:

The Panama canal goes up and then goes back down.

not in one lock it doesnt

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Cactus Ghost posted:

not in one lock it doesnt

The Pacific and Atlantic at that point are actually at different heights, though. It was just one of the many issues with a ground level canal.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

The guy in the back suddenly realizing he should cover his beer is killing me

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Log082 posted:

The Pacific and Atlantic at that point are actually at different heights, though. It was just one of the many issues with a ground level canal.

i looked back because i didnt even remember what started this, and it was someone asking why it's a problem that locks lose a ton of water with each cycle, saying how's that a problem? one ocean too full?

its a problem because most of the canal is just an artificial lake made by damming a river. a lake that loses some of its water to the ocean every time a ship enters OR exits. the water doesn't, like, enter with the ship on one ocean and exit on the other. it flows out both sides to both oceans each time a lock cycles. so rainfall limits how many ships can transit, otherwise the locks will drain the lake

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



You know if they just left the locks open, the oceans would eventually even out over time and make things simple. Frickin' engineers, always overcomplicating things :rolleyes:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Captain Hygiene posted:

You know if they just left the locks open, the oceans would eventually even out over time and make things simple. Frickin' engineers, always overcomplicating things :rolleyes:

They have played us for absolute fools!

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

Captain Hygiene posted:

You know if they just left the locks open, the oceans would eventually even out over time and make things simple. Frickin' engineers, always overcomplicating things :rolleyes:

Yeah ok smart guy, so what happens when the atlantic drains entirely into the pacific and floods everything. Dumbass.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


shoeberto posted:

Yeah ok smart guy, so what happens when the atlantic drains entirely into the pacific and floods everything. Dumbass.

You have it backwards. The Pacific is the bigger ocean, therefore it will flood the Atlantic. This will cause Florida to disappear, so there’s no problem.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


https://i.imgur.com/pgTWFir.mp4

To be fair, this seems like the least bad iteration of the idea to date.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pgTWFir.mp4

To be fair, this seems like the least bad iteration of the idea to date.

@AISMARTZONE

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pgTWFir.mp4

To be fair, this seems like the least bad iteration of the idea to date.

now they just need to figure out how to make an unmanned version of this. that’d be crazy.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Sorry, I will not be riding in an experimental flying machine that puts my body in the plane of the rotors.

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:



Coke guy rules, I bet that smelled incredible

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Bad Munki posted:

To be fair, this seems like the least bad iteration of the idea to date.

Least bad is still extremely bad. A rogue pigeon would still send one of those blades into your neck.

Also if Boeing can't get this right I don't think I'm trusting some random Italian programming an Arduino, or whatever is going on here.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Is that loving duckweed???? I hate duckweed.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Is that loving duckweed???? I hate duckweed.

Same, and if you're fighting the stuff, Sonar AS is spendy as hell but it loving WORKS.

May of last year, after largely ignoring the problem for multiple years:

It was so thick, the kids could barely paddle through it at all in their little kayaks. That clear spot in the middle was only possible from constant aeration pushing the stuff back.

One treatment and two months later:

The only stuff floating on the surface there is just leaf matter and such from the trees.

No damage to the fish I have in there or any other aquatic life that I can tell. And since it knocked it down so effectively, I haven't had to do anything at all this year, just as clear as ever.

Bad Munki fucked around with this message at 04:38 on May 19, 2024

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Not much, what's Sonar AS with you?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Not much, what's Sonar AS with you?

Duckweedz nuts

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Is that loving duckweed???? I hate duckweed.

I bet youre not a duck

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
or is that exactly what you would like us to think??

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pgTWFir.mp4

To be fair, this seems like the least bad iteration of the idea to date.

the Stig's techbro cousin

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply