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Trumps new flick could well be worth the watch, seemed to be well received at Cannes: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ggplvn5pzo It's said to include parts on "rape, erectile dysfunction, baldness and betrayal" although some points of the film are fictionalised, no idea what yet. Trumps team are already on the case with his campaign communications director Steven Cheung saying legal action would be taken "to address the blatantly false assertions from these pretend filmmakers". So I guess this film doesn't really exist then?
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:20 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 13:19 |
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I wonder if Marchan is consulting with anyone behind the scenes. Not like in a conspiratorial sense, but this case is so high profile, so potentially influential, it seems like he'd have some experts in his corner, helping him out when needed.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:21 |
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Trial stuff resumes at 2:15 et
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:21 |
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SlurredSpeech609 posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/21/us/politics/trump-biden-fundraising.html Okay but…that’s not at all what people were posting on here last night. So I’m now more confused, which is saying something Edit: alright, other people said what I suspected, which is the liar is lying. Im still aghast at how NYT seems to not care to do actual journalism, and CNN seems to be doing their best to make Biden look like somehow he’s the failure, but I suppose I should know better by now MEIN RAVEN fucked around with this message at 15:27 on May 21, 2024 |
# ? May 21, 2024 15:21 |
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Thanks, kazil.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:22 |
kazil posted:Trial stuff resumes at 2:15 et So closing arguments are next week?
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:23 |
kazil posted:Trial stuff resumes at 2:15 et Charging conference is where they push for federal charges?
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:23 |
Defense: We will not call Trump to the stand Prosecution: Objection
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:24 |
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deported to Canada posted:It's said to include parts on "rape, erectile dysfunction, baldness and betrayal" although some points of the film are fictionalised, no idea yet I suspect those parts are highly accurate 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:25 |
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If Trump takes the stand, the podium will tip and he'll catch it and look like he's strong and has good reflexes and make an uncharacteristically lucid joke, so I don't think we should encourage it.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:25 |
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Infinitum posted:Charging conference is where they push for federal charges? No. My understanding is that both sides are going to argue about how Justice Merchan should instruct the jurors about the charges. like, defense says they should only be misdemeanors, prosecution says they should be felonies because it violates campaign finance laws
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:25 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:If Trump is convicted in this case, Presidential immunity doesn't mean poo poo because the crimes were committed BEFORE he was President, AND they were committed to MAKE him President. He'll get some monetary fine that he'll never pay.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:26 |
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Lammasu posted:The word "comedian" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. presumably referring to his cameo in an episode of Star Trek TNG where his character was actually called The Comedian
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:26 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:28 |
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Infinitum posted:Charging conference is where they push for federal charges? Nah. Kazil is right. It's just a hearing to argue about the jury instructions.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:28 |
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SilentChaz posted:https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1792850361922785684?t=TJYHChlp1AefGnb5OlZlQA&s=19 What are these “Illegal Biden Trials” he’s talking about? Is that the poo poo with Hunter’s tax and/or drug issues? Because those seemed legal to me.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:29 |
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fondue posted:He'll get some monetary fine that he'll never pay. Don't felons in Florida lose their franchise until they pay off all their fines? That's a really hosed practice but it would be hilarious if Trump caught a voter fraud charge for pulling the lever for himself.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:30 |
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My Joe Piscopo Theory of Comedy: Humor is inversely related to swoleness. See, Joe Piscopo, Carrot Top, Dane Cook
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:30 |
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deoju posted:Thanks, kazil. The defense, and Kazil, rests.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:32 |
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Apollodorus posted:What are these “Illegal Biden Trials” he’s talking about? Is that the poo poo with Hunter’s tax and/or drug issues? Because those seemed legal to me. All trial against Trump are actually secretly ordered by Biden and are thus Biden Trials.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:32 |
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Our favorite solipsist president is absolutely trying to manifest his desired outcome, a la The Secret. Or maybe he's sleeping. Yeah, he's sleeping.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:32 |
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Looking cold, sir!
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deported to Canada posted:Trumps new flick could well be worth the watch, seemed to be well received at Cannes: "It's all lies! How dishonest of them!" - Donald "Huge loving Liar" Trump, representative of the Freeze Peach political party
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:32 |
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You stay up poo poo posting till 2 am and then show up to court the next day at 8:30 and not nap!
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:33 |
his skin texture looks like a tangerine that rolled under the radiator 3 months ago and just got found when you were vacuuming
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:33 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:35 |
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thunderspanks posted:his skin texture looks like a tangerine that rolled under the radiator 3 months ago and just got found when you were vacuuming That photo legit looks like when you see behind the scenes footage of an actor in a make-up chair being turned into a ghoul or whatever.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:35 |
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Serious question that I've never seen a good answer for: How does he not get bronzer on his shirt collar?
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:36 |
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redshirt posted:My Joe Piscopo Theory of Comedy:
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:36 |
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Thank you so much Kazil, reading these updates has been the highlight of my life the last few weeks.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:37 |
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thunderspanks posted:his skin texture looks like a tangerine that rolled under the radiator 3 months ago and just got found when you were vacuuming poo poo pressed tangerene peel. a trekkie "joke". E: Obligatory Much Appreciated and Thanks Kazil. thread hero. (not ME!)
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:37 |
Look at this man praying! So holy!
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:37 |
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Will the Gorilla Lawyers save Trump from the Kangaroo Court? A Gorilla boxing a Kangaroo?
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:38 |
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redshirt posted:You stay up poo poo posting till 2 am and then show up to court the next day at 8:30 and not nap! I certainly hope a juror points this fact out. Juror: "Ay, this piece of poo poo was up Truthing all night and then has the fuckin' STONES to sleep? I gotta work, I got kids, you see me sleepin'?" Another juror: "Right? What the gently caress? He's guilty because he's a lyin' gently caress, now let's nail the prick and get the fuggoudah here!" Foreman: "Yeah, gently caress dis guy. Alright, write down if you think he's guilty or not, and let's not gently caress around with dis poo poo." Verdict: gently caress dis guy!
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:39 |
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Froghammer posted:"Did you say X?" Maam, I repeat that the bloody ipad labeled "Costello's favorite murder weapon" that has my fingerprints, dna, and videos of my usage is not, in fact, mine. -Costello
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:40 |
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kazil posted:All trial against Trump are actually secretly ordered by Biden and are thus Biden Trials. Biden is a marsupial
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I certainly hope a juror points this fact out. We been sittin in Da Icebox for weeks! Let's cap this rear end.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:40 |
Also here's a very interesting thing I ran across: Fears of ‘Trump Forever’ Worry Undecided Voters https://www.bloomberg.com/news/feat...aHdvZAwUw2ebXtE quote:As the rematch between Joe Biden and Donald Trump draws nearer, political professionals are detecting an unusual concern among some undecided voters: that if Trump returns to the White House, he’ll refuse to step down when his term is up.
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Trump finally deleted the unified reich video
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