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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Zippy the Bummer posted:

but for a two hour nao i have been awake and drunk for 32 hours

walked down to the pub at exactlt noon to buy another case because thats the legal time on sundaus in my stupid porotestant state

I conked out at 6 and woke up at 11 and topped off. This week is gonna be stupid stressful so I’m being an idiot while I can.

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
im head banging and getting pumped up for football and meat

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
ok, last night early morning, watched naked gun 1, 2 1/2 and then watched all three austin power movies. It was great.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Edgar posted:

ok, last night early morning, watched naked gun 1, 2 1/2 and then watched all three austin power movies. It was great.

The first two Austin powers are so fun. Never liked the third, has it aged into a good parody? That happens sometimes.

I was playing FFXV last night so today I’m day drinking and watching the Kingsglaive movie. It’s so dumb but it’s so fun.

It’s micheal bay scale but all long shots. Giant monsters and teleporting super soldiers. All spectacle and it knows it.

Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jan 12, 2020

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Ugly In The Morning posted:

The first two Austin powers are so fun. Never liked the third, has it aged into a good parody? That happens sometimes.

I was playing FFXV last night so today I’m day drinking and watching the Kingsglaive movie. It’s so dumb but it’s so fun.

The third one has some good lines but not as fun as the first two.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Edgar posted:

The third one has some good lines but not as fun as the first two.

It’s kind of a shame, the first one is one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. Along with Borat.


Yes, yes, I know, it was quoted to death, but when they were new they were both “lose control of your bodily functions” funny. I’ve gone back and watched both in the last year and they absolutely hold up.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Chief McHeath posted:

lol we had a ceramic angel fountain, like the kind you'd put on the side of a backyard pond that we hooked up to the hooch bucket, for some reason the fountain was coming of the angel's mouth, so I guess it was like drinking angel puke

Holy gently caress that owns

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



I went to a work social and had two glasses of wine on an empty stomach and am ready to die!!! LOVE U DRUNK THREAD

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
......how large were these glasses

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Regular glasses. I have the approximate alcohol tolerance of a loving Pomeranian.

Ruffini
Oct 2, 2018

Doc Fission posted:

I went to a work social and had two glasses of wine on an empty stomach and am ready to die!!! LOVE U DRUNK THREAD

Lucky

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Doc Fission posted:

Regular glasses. I have the approximate alcohol tolerance of a loving Pomeranian.

that's probably a good thing

i have 22 beers in my fridge for game night and it might not be enough (it will probably be enough)

i've already had 6 or 7

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Really bad pain day. Getting really loving drunk.

Really really loving drunk.

God I hurt.

Don't break your neck. Even the least bad way you can do it fucks you forever.

Still hurts but I'm caring a bit less.

This is one of those days I wish I wasn't so against doc's wanting to give me opiates for it. Need em today but they'd end me. I know I'd get hooked.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Got that tunnelvision drunk DAYUM son

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I made fun of you before lich face but this is a place if love and I'm glad you're drunk I am too

I got an interview tomorrow and I'm drinking my nervousness away I love you all

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Wait you think I took someone who gets drunk on beer seriously? High ABV beer is the chaser not the primary booze source Lol

We all good man

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
aerial wind turbines....


you heard it here but its probaly not an original idea

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Eldercain posted:

I made fun of you before lich face but this is a place if love and I'm glad you're drunk I am too

I got an interview tomorrow and I'm drinking my nervousness away I love you all

Good luck!!!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

wheres the drunk discord gonna be drunk today I'm gonna be at home babysitting floor installers so not sure what else I'll do.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

bird with big dick posted:

wheres the drunk discord gonna be drunk today I'm gonna be at home babysitting floor installers so not sure what else I'll do.

Every discord is the drunk discord when you have it in your phone

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
which american state hase the most sneezes

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Zippy the Bummer posted:

which american state hase the most sneezes

Rn Colorado I petted a dog and now I'm sneezing n drinking

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Massachusetts

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
IS THAT NOT A THIGH SLAPPER?? AHAHAHAHA

THOT PATROL
Nov 16, 2017
drunk posters are LOSERS and CHUMPS, and i can confirm this, because i am one

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
YEAH

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Hey now, I drunkenly put together a Lego at-st

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

THOT PATROL posted:

drunk posters are LOVERS and CHUMS,

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i am officially out of booze. that hasnt happend in a while. time for a major expedition

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Zippy the Bummer posted:

i am officially out of booze. that hasnt happend in a while. time for a major expedition

Good lucky and goonspeed!

Another hour and I can start drinking!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
mission accomplished, two cases acquired, 28 beers in the arsenal

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat

Zippy the Bummer posted:

mission accomplished, two cases acquired, 28 beers in the arsenal

I'm down to oen more in the minifridge.

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat
Blew a .354

It took a bit longer to figure that poo poo out than normal.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
what breathalyzer you guys have?

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat

Edgar posted:

what breathalyzer you guys have?

BACtrack S80

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B0026IBZSK/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_7Z9hEb2YCHMPB

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat
Pedialyte has had like five commercials showing a hung over dude stealing a little girl's pedialyte during this Rockets game.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Currently buzzef postin. Ate a footlong hotdog!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Some jim beam, a roast almost ready in the crock-pot and a lowtax stream soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsN2-yEEq2Y

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42hLntSxUeM

it just keeps going

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Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
After two days sick it feels good to be able to drink again

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