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GOKU, the robot, and FOOD.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 09:31 |
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CJacobs posted:I haven't played Chrono Trigger okay jesus
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 09:36 |
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Pretty sure he isn't serious. Robo, Food and Goku have a yodeling competition in the snowcovered mountains..
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:56 |
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G0KU, GOKU and FOOD, in case GOKU gets hungry. Silent Protagonist needs FOOD badly!
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 11:24 |
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Darth TNT posted:Pretty sure he isn't serious. I am! I've never played Chrono Trigger ever, the only things I know about it are from this LP and BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE, and that's it!
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 11:33 |
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Bring GOKU, G0KU and FOOD along. And don't forget to grab that hand again.CJacobs posted:I am! I've never played Chrono Trigger ever, the only things I know about it are from this LP and BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE, and that's it! And that's all you need. Forever. Everything in this LP is exactly as it is in the game anyways.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 12:39 |
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Geemer posted:And that's all you need. Forever. Everything in this LP is exactly as it is in the game anyways. Well yeah, the game was made by time travelers who read the LP. It's like in Back to the Future, another well-known retroactive documentary.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 16:41 |
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there is an update forthcoming. i got real busy. but it's still not dead!!
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# ? May 6, 2015 15:28 |
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Blind Sally posted:there is an update forthcoming. i got real busy. but it's still not dead!! How would you rate this thread on a 1 to 10 scale of "Let's Play Pokemon Red With LP Superstar FactsAreUseless" to dead?
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:25 |
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He's actually LPing the game in realtime. See you all in a couple thousand years either backwards or forwards.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:28 |
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CJacobs posted:He's actually LPing the game in realtime. See you all in a couple thousand years either backwards or forwards. Lies! Time isn't real, it's just a perceptual conceit.
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# ? May 8, 2015 13:07 |
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Bregor posted:GOKU, CHCH, and FOOD You select a viable party and return to the snow fields. However, rather than check out that odd building in the corner, you decide to strike up a conversation with CLOD. He offers to race you in a friendly game of snowboarding. Never one to back out of a challenge, you accept! Problem: CLOD is much much better at snowboarding than you are. Much, much better. Chron Trag OST - Mt. Woe You are absolutely humiliated by CLOD. CHCH and FOOD make fun of you. Your position as leader is in jeopardy. You challenge CLOD to a duel to restore your honour. He laughs at you and flees. "Meet me in the center of the Mountain Hedge Maze!" he shouts, "if you can find me, you may have your duel!" A chase, is it? Heh, you'll give him a chase. Then you'll cut him into tiny pieces and restore your honour. Night descends on the mountain, as CLOD enters the maze. Crono Tragg OST - The Maze That son of a bitch. That little bastard. How dare he. You'll show him. You grab yourself an axe that was lying conveniently nearby. Somehow it feels more appropriate to destroy CLOD with it than with your katana. You plunge into the maze. CLOD's footprints are clearly visible in the snow. You'll catch that loving MUTANT freak in no (0) time at all. Only you can't find him. You follow and keep following. Then suddenly the tracks stop, yet there is no CLOD to be found. HOW. HOW CAN THIS BE. HE can't (can not) simply disappear!!! You have the Penis of an Orca [Orcinus Orca] as part of your taxidermy collection; but the Orca is not a Whale; it is a Toothed Whale [paradoxically, Toothed Whales are Dolphins] so it is not pertinent [relevant to this search for CLOD]. Whales have baleen because they eat Krill. Dolphins have teeth because they eat Fish and Cephalopods. A marine Mammal with baleen is a Whale; a marine Mammal with teeth is a Dolphin; unless it has four [4] legs; in this case it is a Pinniped (a Sea Lion if it has ears; a Seal if it does not). This is assuming that a Specimen has no fur; if it has fur then it may be one of any number of things; such as an Otter; or a retriever Dog. But I am not here to discuss baleen and teeth; I am here to discover facts about Sexual Intercourse via the Anus. Congratulations on unlocking the Overlook Hotel Hedge Maze Ending! 24 down, only 6 more endings to go! Is it at all possible to delay going to the next major plot point even further? Will the thread finally vote to check out that strange building in the distance? You decide!
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# ? May 10, 2015 22:14 |
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Clearly our plot is steering us to Check out that smaller mountain in the North I mean, obviously.
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# ? May 10, 2015 22:18 |
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Eat the
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# ? May 10, 2015 22:22 |
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check out that anus.
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# ? May 11, 2015 05:30 |
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You guys are making crow sad:
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# ? May 11, 2015 05:39 |
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GO TO ZEAL ALREADY YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Mother's Day!
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# ? May 11, 2015 05:41 |
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It's almost as if crow has helped plan something special for Zeal and is impatient for us to get to that point. I wonder what would happen if we further delayed it. hmmm...
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# ? May 11, 2015 05:43 |
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At this point we just have to do something else. Let's go check out that other mountain.
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# ? May 11, 2015 05:43 |
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Go to Zeal offscreen and jump right past it to the next plot location
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# ? May 11, 2015 05:44 |
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# ? May 11, 2015 05:47 |
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ultrafilter posted:At this point we just have to do something else. Let's go check out that other mountain. Yeah, sounds right.
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# ? May 11, 2015 05:50 |
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Use magical artillery to destroy Zeal from the ground so you can skip that plot point entirely. Surely nothing can go wrong!
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# ? May 11, 2015 06:01 |
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Screw you jerks I wanna Go to Zeal
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# ? May 11, 2015 06:04 |
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Shei-kun posted:Use magical artillery to destroy Zeal from the ground so you can skip that plot point entirely. Do not draw unwanted attention to yourself. Trying to kill her will only serve to anger her further.
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# ? May 11, 2015 06:07 |
Let's compromise! Go to Zeal, then burn it to the ground.
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# ? May 11, 2015 06:08 |
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Come on, guys. Let's go somewhere Crow would enjoy. Go to Balandor.
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# ? May 11, 2015 06:12 |
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# ? May 11, 2015 06:20 |
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No wait, do this
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# ? May 11, 2015 06:25 |
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Regalingualius posted:Let's compromise!
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# ? May 11, 2015 06:32 |
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Wait, is that the smell of freshly-ground lemon rind in the air? Follow the scent to the gourmet kingdom of Zest
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# ? May 11, 2015 06:41 |
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Make like this is our Last Story and go to Zael
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# ? May 11, 2015 06:51 |
Alternatively: Burn Zeal down to the ground, then go explore it.
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# ? May 11, 2015 07:24 |
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Tunicate posted:Wait, is that the smell of freshly-ground lemon rind in the air? Follow the scent to the gourmet kingdom of Zest
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# ? May 11, 2015 07:26 |
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Go with zeal to Onett to grab some food.
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# ? May 11, 2015 07:31 |
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Tunicate posted:Wait, is that the smell of freshly-ground lemon rind in the air? Follow the scent to the gourmet kingdom of Zest
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# ? May 11, 2015 08:04 |
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Do whatever and get railroaded to Zeal. It'll be part of the "Angry GM" ending.
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# ? May 11, 2015 08:31 |
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Go to Zell and challenge him to a hot dog eating contest
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# ? May 11, 2015 11:38 |
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I don't like this CLOD motherfucker. Tell him to look at that thing over there, then RIP HIS SPINE OUT OF HIS BODY LIKE A BOSS
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# ? May 11, 2015 16:37 |
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Tunicate posted:Wait, is that the smell of freshly-ground lemon rind in the air? Follow the scent to the gourmet kingdom of Zest
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