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John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

redshirt posted:

Why not make a Klingon focused show? Tell me you wouldn't be hooked by Klingon politics.... and romance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITmnIY_H24o

I'm in.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Will Riker's Adventures on Qo'n'Os

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
One thing I liked about Prodigy is that we didn't have yet another series with mostly humans in it. Partially down to it being CG and partially because it had a different story to tell but we've already seen the human centric stories of the Federation and getting to see something new really helped keep my interest.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Worf does love an expensive, isolated vessel, separated from the hoi palloi so he can performatively listen to opera that is beyond his understanding.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

computer angel posted:

Worf does love an expensive, isolated vessel, separated from the hoi palloi so he can performatively listen to opera that is beyond his understanding.

Worf getting all the lyrics wrong and thinking "drat, this is so deep"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

davidspackage posted:

Worf getting all the lyrics wrong and thinking "drat, this is so deep"
"Another douche in the night"

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

redshirt posted:

"Another douche in the night"

“The Space’y Invaders get by on you” *weeow-weeow-weeow, weeow-weeow-weeow*

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Rent-A-Cop posted:

Has anyone proposed that lady Klingons also have two penises?

It would track.



(a friend of mine made it and posted it at me today)

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






and now I'm stealing it :tipshat:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


McSpanky posted:

and now I'm stealing it :tipshat:

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

McSpanky posted:

and now I'm stealing it :tipshat:

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


I told her that people liked it and she responded simply with

quote:

new theory: Kazon cloaca

(she also said she was glad to contribute but the joke works better—)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

alexandriao posted:

I told her that people liked it and she responded simply with

(she also said she was glad to contribute but the joke works better—)

*Computer, magnify

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Neelix's cloaca

naem
May 29, 2011

redshirt posted:

Why not make a Klingon focused show? Tell me you wouldn't be hooked by Klingon politics.... and romance.

it would be nonstop action: boarding enemy ships and chopping people, internal conflict (chopping each other), drunken tomfoolery and boastful singing (about the chopping), dark dingy space hallways and lots of high fives and “Let’s go chop some people!!”

and then for 10 minutes once a season they encounter a federation ship and have to sit down and have a conversation by view screen where they attempt to be civil and polite and they are all just gnashing their teeth by how weird it feels

afterword they bridge crew have a horrible argument about “why don’t we just chop them?” and “I don’t like conversations” “None of then had a single forehead krinckle!!” before the captain promises they can go invade Cardassia later if everyone stops griping already

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

naem posted:

it would be nonstop action: boarding enemy ships and chopping people, internal conflict (chopping each other), drunken tomfoolery and boastful singing (about the chopping), dark dingy space hallways and lots of high fives and “Let’s go chop some people!!”

and then for 10 minutes once a season they encounter a federation ship and have to sit down and have a conversation by view screen where they attempt to be civil and polite and they are all just gnashing their teeth by how weird it feels

afterword they bridge crew have a horrible argument about “why don’t we just chop them?” and “I don’t like conversations” “None of then had a single forehead krinckle!!” before the captain promises they can go invade Cardassia later if everyone stops griping already

I GOT MY CHOPPING SWORD READY

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

redshirt posted:

Will Riker's Adventures on Qo'n'Os


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbLm-CRBqxE

Riker's busy with Betazoid menopause

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Riker's smile always gets me.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


That smile, that drat smile.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

I bet losing a kid put a crimp in their plans though

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Apollodorus posted:

I bet losing a kid put a crimp in their plans though

:chloe:

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.
Sorry but in my books nothing new Trek is canon, and new Trek starts after First Contact.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
I have that edition of the Star Trek Encyclopedia that's current up to the last season of DS9 and I like to think of that as a perfect snapshot

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tighclops posted:

I have that edition of the Star Trek Encyclopedia that's current up to the last season of DS9 and I like to think of that as a perfect snapshot

Same. It feels like a Sacred Tome.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Brawnfire posted:

Riker's smile always gets me.

https://www.scrolldowntoriker.com/

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tighclops posted:

I have that edition of the Star Trek Encyclopedia that's current up to the last season of DS9 and I like to think of that as a perfect snapshot

This one: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/131621.The_Star_Trek_Encyclopedia

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Another Bill posted:

Sorry but in my books nothing new Trek is canon, and new Trek starts after First Contact.

:jerkbag:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:



This is canon real trek.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

This is canon real trek.

Indeed.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
thats spocks real father

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Infinite Decadence in Infinite Confections

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Scotty was never asking Kirk for more power. These idiots fudged it up.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SHE CANNAE TAKE MORE FUDGE CAPN!!!!!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



always tell the captain you need more fudge than you actually do

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ghostlight posted:

always tell the captain you need more fudge than you actually do

lol who hasn't taken Scotty as a work ideal?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

redshirt posted:

SHE CANNAE TAKE MORE FUDGE CAPN!!!!!

that's not what ur mom said

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Scratch Monkey posted:

that's not what ur mom said

Not your best effort

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
that's what ur mom said!

wait...

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Laddie, don't you think you should... refudge that?

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