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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
they become force ghosts and advise the younger physiotherapists in their training

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
typical old guy, bad aim, bad snipe

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



3D Megadoodoo posted:

A rather inconvenient place for them.

or whatever makes sense in your bedroom. im not an interior architect, but piles of piles next to my bed works out for me, practically. so,

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cold on a Cob posted:

typical old guy, bad aim, bad snipe

yer gettin sloppy, cob.
*cocks revolver; our physical therapist stops wagging, whines, and looks away*

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

got the shits

:rip: me

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

3D Megadoodoo posted:

got the shits

:rip: me

drink less milk

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I habentnhad anybmil

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



3D Megadoodoo posted:

I habentnhad anybmil

thought this was finnish at first

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I habentnhad anybmil

ids hoblets

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Cat Face Joe posted:

thought this was finnish at first

mrs cob taught me a finnish phrase last night: multi-pasking

paska means poo poo in finnish

gonna use this to describe when i'm sitting on my throne posting and also posting

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Captain Foo posted:

drink less milk

:wrong:

(but be well jerry, srs)

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



Cold on a Cob posted:

mrs cob taught me a finnish phrase last night: multi-pasking

paska means poo poo in finnish

gonna use this to describe when i'm sitting on my throne posting and also posting

multi track making GBS threads!?!?!?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Branch Nvidian posted:

multi track making GBS threads!?!?!?

pröööööööt

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I think the Imodium is working. Just had KFC so we'll see.

(Man the salad without the "dressing" [why you don't call it a sauce, as it is a sauce, is beyond me] is dry. Would it kill the colonel to throw in a coupla cherry tomatoes??)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I just realized Imodium is an opioid.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I think the Imodium is working. Just had KFC so we'll see.

new thread title

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I just realized Imodium is an opioid.

yea but it doesn’t normally pass the blood brain barrier so it’s not any fun. except some junkies do abuse the stuff by taking huge amounts of it along with supplements to try to get some of it to scoot past the blood brain barrier, to mixed results, which seems like a rly bad idea to me

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

No I mean now I get why the goon died of an Imodium overdose. I knew (some) opioids caused constipation and that codeine is used to treat severe tweeting but I just never looked at the packaging.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

yesterday it seemed like all I could do was sleep. pain flareup this morning so while I mostly just want to futz around ive work I should do, gah

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

OldAlias posted:

yesterday it seemed like all I could do was sleep. pain flareup this morning so while I mostly just want to futz around ive work I should do, gah

Elämä on vittujen elämä
(The Finnish version of "World is a gently caress")

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

3D Megadoodoo posted:

codeine is used to treat severe tweeting

Sadly Musk went the ketamine route

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



lmao i just got an ad that says "Think you're too old or out of shape for the U. S. Coast Guard? Think again."

I've also been getting a lot of ads for other old-person maladies lately. it does not make me feel good about myself!

well i guess it kinda does, cause i can be like "sure everything hurts and i'm tired, but at least i don't have ______"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

______ balls

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



3D Megadoodoo posted:

No I mean now I get why the goon died of an Imodium overdose. I knew (some) opioids caused constipation and that codeine is used to treat severe tweeting but I just never looked at the packaging.

my mother has to use straight opium tinctures to slow down her digestive system since Imodium takes too long to start working. bowel and digestive problems are awful

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



be safe

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

3D Megadoodoo posted:

got the shits

:rip: me

user post combo

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Branch Nvidian posted:

my mother has to use straight opium tinctures to slow down her digestive system since Imodium takes too long to start working. bowel and digestive problems are awful

yes agreed they are very awful. methadone helps slow my peristalsis, and helps me have normal ones on the day to day but it still doesn’t touch my pain flareups or breakthrough pain, which manage to top out my pain scale with unbearable pain. I’m sure it would just be worse without it though it’s hard to imagine

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

you don’t have to be old to have old people problems but it sure helps

mystes
May 31, 2006

Carthag Tuek posted:

no they get sent up-state when they turn 35.
to prison or to a big farm?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

mystes posted:

to prison or to a big farm?

To a prison to work on a farm

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Image: Ritual Promotion of Senior Physical Therapists

Bone Crimes
Mar 7, 2007

https://x.com/dril/status/1773438120001966222?s=20

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



too young for the vaccine
too old for stress not to be a trigger
just in time for shingles

this sucks. the rash is mild, but all the neighboring skin feels sensitive and i got all the cold-like symptoms but at least i spotted it early and got on antivirals. also it's my dominant side, so everything is more annoying except sitting at my desk at home not moving

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
shingles loving suuuuuucks

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FMguru posted:

shingles loving suuuuuucks

Is that Elon Musk's latest wife?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Internet Old One posted:

They're almost always pretty young and since they work out a lot they probably stay younger looking for awhile too.

I've often wondered what happens when they get old. Do they go into nursing? Do they just take them back behind the clinic and put them down?

my wife worked in physical and occupational therapy and said that at least in the hospital system what happens is that they end up damaging their body enough moving people (hmm, regs say this is a 3-person carry but we only have 2 available so…) that they have to stop doing that work by middle age

a lot of them move into non-clinical roles, I think

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Is that Elon Musk's latest wife?

No, theshe are the hot shingles in your area

(Not actually in your area, hot, or shingle)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I live in Actual Finland so most ladies I see are very beautiful.

Kinda like me. :wink:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



FMguru posted:

shingles loving suuuuuucks

ya, my underarm feels like velco sunburn and it's between two blisters but looks fine

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Is that Elon Musk's latest wife?

lol

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OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I live in Actual Finland so most ladies I see are very beautiful.

Kinda like me. :wink:

what’s fake finland

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