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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

My father was a successful psychiatrist and former world champion mountain climber, and in his spare time he built wooden sailboats

:shrug:

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I just remembered that one of his other psychiatrist friends was the former iraqi middleweight boxing champion

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Sagebrush posted:

My father was a successful psychiatrist and former world champion mountain climber, and in his spare time he built wooden sailboats

:shrug:

What's it like living in a Wes Anderson movie?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Sagebrush posted:

My father was a successful psychiatrist and former world champion mountain climber, and in his spare time he built wooden sailboats

:shrug:

Yea but how much does he bench?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

that guy knows whats up facebook sucks i just keep myself to beef liver

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Shut up, Jordan Peterson.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Goddamn those scientists who invented porn! Truly the greatest evil geniuses of history.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Magna Kaser posted:

that guy knows whats up facebook sucks i just keep myself to beef liver

livr is the dating app for carnivores.

Yavuz
Oct 9, 2019
The only true alpha way of life is bloodily making GBS threads yourself to death as you meditate in an outhouse

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

You don't even need an outhouse if you have a shovel and a grid map.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Inceltown posted:

You don't even need an outhouse if you have a shovel and a grid map.

Death by electrocution while frantically trying to dig a shitter to contain your keto-flu spurts is much better than seeing a therapist

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

This isn’t a real person, is it? It says they’re self employed and have something to do with business and health but I can’t find any mention of them online except for Twitter, and the whole thing reeks of some reddit dude throwing a few pics of an attractive rando woman up and roleplaying his idea of a perfect maga wife

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Aesop Poprock posted:

This isn’t a real person, is it? It says they’re self employed and have something to do with business and health but I can’t find any mention of them online except for Twitter, and the whole thing reeks of some reddit dude throwing a few pics of an attractive rando woman up and roleplaying his idea of a perfect maga wife

100% uncensored and dm's open. No website link. It's fake.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

How do I get a job as a porn scientist? I'm pretty sure I've already done most of the required readings.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Skwirl posted:

How do I get a job as a porn scientist? I'm pretty sure I've already done most of the required readings.

Are you sure you want to do this? The work is actually quite hard.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Ya'll are so quick to jump on people who criticize science, but what happens whenever a paper is released that shows evidence that letting dogs lick your face increases suicidal ideation?

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


porn science must be stopped!!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!

Inceltown posted:

Are you sure you want to do this? The work is actually quite hard.

You can always switch to your left hand if you get tired.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Miss posted:

porn science must be stopped!!

What's the porn equivalent of Oppenheimer seeing the first succesful atomic bomb test and saying "I am become death, destroyer of worlds"?

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Skwirl posted:

What's the porn equivalent of Oppenheimer seeing the first succesful atomic bomb test and saying "I am become death, destroyer of worlds"?

The IT network tech who built the first optimized streaming site and then said "So hey, what is this going to be used for?"

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Skwirl posted:

What's the porn equivalent of Oppenheimer seeing the first succesful atomic bomb test and saying "I am become death, destroyer of worlds"?

The first director's glasses sliding down his nose as he mutters, in a sticky whisper, "uhhhn hyeahhh" and keeps cranking the old timey camera

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Skwirl posted:

What's the porn equivalent of Oppenheimer seeing the first succesful atomic bomb test and saying "I am become death, destroyer of worlds"?

The guy who first added "step-" to the word sister leans back in his chair and whispers, "whoa."

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
"Now we are all sons of bitches" has a very different ring to it in the Porn Science community.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


I'm a porn science denier, I just don't believe we have the evidence to conclusively state porn is real

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

Miss posted:

I'm a porn science denier, I just don't believe we have the evidence to conclusively state porn is real

I have never meet anyone who (in a large public setting) admits to having seen porn. Pretty sure that means it doesn't exist.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Picnic Princess posted:

Shut up, Jordan Peterson.

https://twitter.com/zei_squirrel/status/1189376240450506752

Also living in the future means that we get Hitler livestreaming from his bunker

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1189535934280159232

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Owns.

quote:

Also living in the future means that we get Hitler livestreaming from his bunker

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1189535934280159232
Can't translate so I'm loathe to go with what the tweet says on good faith, but man that is some bratty body language.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/10/30/jair-bolsonaro-marielle-franco-murder-link/

He was linked to the murder of an activist (witness said the murderers talked about being at Bolsonaro's house the day of the murder) and now he's acting extremely not guilty.

quote:

“I had no reason to kill anyone in Rio de Janeiro,” he said, filming the video at 4 a.m. in the Middle East, where he has spent this week on a diplomatic trip. “This will not stick.”

With his voice breaking at times, Bolsonaro threatened to take away the broadcasting license for Globo, the media organization that first reported the alleged ties between him and the men charged with killing Franco.

“Why this scheming?” he yelled at one point. “Let me govern Brazil! And you, TV Globo, you make my life hell, drat it.”

“I shouldn’t lose it,” he said, a tear trickling down his cheek. “I’m the president of the republic.”

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1188982758359601157

Kendall Roy, everyone

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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

zoux posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/10/30/jair-bolsonaro-marielle-franco-murder-link/

He was linked to the murder of an activist (witness said the murderers talked about being at Bolsonaro's house the day of the murder) and now he's acting extremely not guilty.


https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1188982758359601157

Kendall Roy, everyone

The white man's only weakness, ineffectual criticism.

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

MizPiz posted:

Ya'll are so quick to jump on people who criticize science, but what happens whenever a paper is released that shows evidence that letting dogs lick your face increases suicidal ideation?

The Day All Scientists Died is fictional

I would appreciate you not using it as an example supporting anti-science people

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Gynocentric Regime posted:

The white man's only weakness, ineffectual criticism.

surely white people will accept thjis bold, innovative new thought experiment called *checks notes* evangelical protestantism

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

She seems nice

https://mobile.twitter.com/SuzannaAloni/status/1189373499418136576

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
"Your Honor, I knew."

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

*slams gavel* CASE DISMISSED



The Weed Wicca

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

zoux posted:

The Weed Wicca

lol

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




zoux posted:

*slams gavel* CASE DISMISSED



The Weed Wicca

Lol Wicca and Neo-paganism is such a weird area. Like I went to a pagan wedding of a committed atheist but also a Pagan somehow. Also it's all just made up and fairly recently. It's like the folk that starting going to Stonehenge dressed as druids for a bit of a laugh then people started doing it unironically and now we have druids and poo poo.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

zoux posted:

*slams gavel* CASE DISMISSED



No it doesn't. Monsters have green faces because old black-and-white film chemistry didn't respond equally to every color -- greens appearing lighter than natural and reds darker -- and using greenish greasepaint was an effective way of giving the actor's skin a deathly pallor. Color publicity photos of Boris Karloff in makeup showed the green hue, and that gradually became associated with monsters in general.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

No it doesn't. Monsters have green faces because old black-and-white film chemistry didn't respond equally to every color -- greens appearing lighter than natural and reds darker -- and using greenish greasepaint was an effective way of giving the actor's skin a deathly pallor. Color publicity photos of Boris Karloff in makeup showed the green hue, and that gradually became associated with monsters in general.

Witches are POC (green)

When your racist boomer uncle say I don't care if they're black, white, yellow, purple or green, the green is witches. The purple? None other than Barney the Dinosaur.


(Also it's because of the Wizard of Oz that green is associated with witches)

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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Witches being green is a classic witch counterintelligence scheme designed to throw you off their trail, and I cannot believe you fell for it so easily. Too easily, even...

Frankenstein’s monster being green is an unintended result of the need to give Boris Karloff a sickly parlor in the film, which was done with green face paint. The art team who did the movie poster went with what they saw. It’s not green in the book.

LawfulWaffle has a new favorite as of 17:58 on Oct 30, 2019

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