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Better bark at this random gust of wind outside. Woah the human is barking too now. This gust of wind must be really dangerous. Better keep barking.
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Apr 29, 2019 12:32
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*eats an entire ham*
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Apr 29, 2019 12:54
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*lies on floor all day* *loudly slams tail in floor when you walk by*
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Apr 29, 2019 12:55
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*eats all the pancakes* *vomits them back up* *eats the vomit*
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Apr 29, 2019 13:05
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PLENTY OF ROOM ON THIS CHAIR FOR BOTH OF US LET ME CLIMB ON YOU THERE WE FIT
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Apr 29, 2019 13:41
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*eats cat poo poo* *runs in circles, chasing tail*
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Apr 29, 2019 16:03
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Hmmm not sure if the tin foil around the food is also food better eat it too just to be safe
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Apr 29, 2019 16:47
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"i can definitely pass by her shins abruptly without tripping her. i've done it many a time before." "ruaaARFFF" labs are great and all but it honestly feels like they and shepherds have a really big issue with understanding they're not intangible and constantly moving into something else's way will result in them being kicked, stepped on, etc. unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Apr 29, 2019 |
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Apr 29, 2019 17:07
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*namedropped as "aggressive" alongside goldens whenever a pit mauls something* *is still loved by majority of the planet*
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Apr 29, 2019 17:14
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*weighs 85 pounds and is the size of a small horse* *I AM A LAPDOG!*
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Apr 29, 2019 17:41
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hi hello hi hi hello hi hello hello you're my new best friend, complete stranger. I love you now rub my belly My experience meeting labs at my job.
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Apr 29, 2019 22:42
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Um how bout' 'No?'
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Apr 29, 2019 23:22
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Better bark at this random gust of wind outside. My lab won’t bark at poo poo. Maybe twice in ten years has he barked. Service repair men, squirrels, stranger cars, nothing. He’s just here to eat and have ear scratches. Mooey Cow posted:*lies on floor all day* And this. I work at home now for a year, and I’m like dude, I’m here all the time settle down friend.
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Apr 30, 2019 00:26
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HELLO
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Apr 30, 2019 02:36
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Ryoga posted:*gets shot by a cop* When is the last time...oh, you are thinking of a pit bull. Yes, that does happen.
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Apr 30, 2019 02:39
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Oh poo poo he’s right these shoes *don’t* fit.
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Apr 30, 2019 02:45
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Burt Sexual posted:My lab won’t bark at poo poo. Maybe twice in ten years has he barked. Service repair men, squirrels, stranger cars, nothing. He’s just here to eat and have ear scratches. Our back yard abuts a jogging trail and our lab goes wonkers at other dogs on the trail. She tried.to get our two pit bulls in on the act but we stopped that. They just have a look and get back to chasing lizards.
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Apr 30, 2019 02:48
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Baxter posted:Oh poo poo he’s right these shoes *don’t* fit. You're thinking of German Shepherds. Like, have any of y'all met dogs before?
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Apr 30, 2019 02:48
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Smiling Mandrill posted:My big rear end tomcat will pick at a bowl of dry cat food all day, he'll eat five pieces take a nap then repeat. Every big dog I've ever owned will eat everything as fast as possible, and leave nothing. Cats do tend to believe that everything smaller than them is food though.  This fat rear end eats everything; if it's in her bowl, its chow time. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 30, 2019 02:55
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The Bananana posted:
A girl? If she is a girl, ooo weee...I'd feed that ho what ever she wanted. She is RARE. That's why she wants food. A lady orange cat..you better be lucky.
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Apr 30, 2019 03:04
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The Bananana posted:
Your lab looks sick
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Apr 30, 2019 03:07
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Another Bill posted:Your lab looks sick Don't say that! She's fine. Hellooooo.
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Apr 30, 2019 03:10
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Another Bill posted:Your lab looks sick He has time to take it to the vet.
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Apr 30, 2019 03:11
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Burt Sexual posted:He has time to take it to the vet. I need like 200 more bucks, and then we're solid.
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Apr 30, 2019 03:14
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Baxter posted:Oh poo poo he’s right these shoes *don’t* fit. 
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Apr 30, 2019 03:42
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That's totally a German Shepherd. We knew this.
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Apr 30, 2019 04:14
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Vato posted:That's totally a German Shepherd. We knew this. Nah. It's a lab wearing a disguise.
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Apr 30, 2019 06:04
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akma posted:Nah. It's a lab wearing a disguise. Dis guys? I don't know them...Hey, hey, hey!
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Apr 30, 2019 06:11
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*snores* *farts* *twitches paws* *snores*
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Apr 30, 2019 22:50
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*quietly summons the power to get on the stove and eat an entire huge meatloaf, despite being a million years old* *literally dies at the vet because my ancient dog organs can't process that much meat* So long Daisy! And people ask me why I prefer cats.
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Apr 30, 2019 23:48
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Pakistani politics posted:*quietly summons the power to get on the stove and eat an entire huge meatloaf, despite being a million years old* I don't know man I feel like this the labrador version of a viking dying in battle and going to Valhalla
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Apr 30, 2019 23:56
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Enfys posted:*snores* Isn’t this all dogs? Never had anything other than a black lab
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Apr 30, 2019 23:57
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*tries to gobble entire dinner in two seconds* *spooks self by loudly smacking collar on bowl* *repeats*
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Every big dog I've ever owned will eat everything as fast as possible, and leave nothing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3UrJjAac4
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May 1, 2019 00:47
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This guy doesn't pick up his dogshit ask me how I know
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May 1, 2019 00:53
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That’s loving animal abuse
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*Eats two entire pork tenderloins from counter. *Looks pathetic enough when scolded for master to feel bad. *Is forgiven by master *Wakes up in middle of night, sneaks downstairs, silently shits 3 foot high pile on floor. *Has no regrets. *Grows old and looses eyesight and hearing * Is now confused all the time *Will probably go to vet for final time soon ... ... ... 
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Pakistani politics posted:*quietly summons the power to get on the stove and eat an entire huge meatloaf, despite being a million years old* My parents' lab did this except with a birthday cake. 13 years old and couldn't even climb a flight of stairs, but he sure as heck could hop up on the counter for that cake. It didn't kill him but it definitely didn't help.
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*won't stop running and jumping around my kids despite them being terrified *constantly ignores owner's cries to "Come back to our yard!" *would still be in the yard if owner would follow the drat leash law *is stupid as gently caress (not sure if this is just a Lab thing)
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