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Let go of mah purse!!!!! *kicks you in the nuts*
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*Strips butt naked. Applies baby oil all over body and assumes weak sissy boi fighting stance.* *Starts shouting out personal high school wrestling accomplishments even though I’m 34.* Krustic fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Jun 28, 2019 |
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Jun 28, 2019 22:17
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Krustic posted:*Starts shouting out personal high school wrestling accomplishments even though I’m 34.* except hes like 39 or something numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Jun 28, 2019 |
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Jun 28, 2019 23:08
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numberoneposter posted:are you my friend? I don’t know you and have never met you but yes I’m your friend. Now fight me. *Aggressively takes off Mickey Mouse watch and jo crystal.*
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Jun 29, 2019 00:13
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Everything you guys are joking about really happens. This is the thread for STREET BEEFS. Untrained idiots who flail at each other for meth. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3883865&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Jun 29, 2019 00:19
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*downs multiple beers with an increasing sense of dread*
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Jun 29, 2019 00:25
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*shits pants*
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Jun 29, 2019 00:30
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*shoots you*
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Jun 29, 2019 00:33
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I'm glad most of these became homoerotic. Fuckin and fighting, it's all the same...
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Jun 29, 2019 00:44
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“I took a half year of Taekwondo classes when I was 8, so you better loving be ready, bitch!” *gets into fighting stance, tears muscles in back, farts loudly as I fall to the ground howling in pain*
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Jun 29, 2019 02:24
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Rad-daddio posted:I'm glad most of these became homoerotic. It’s all in the hips
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Jun 29, 2019 02:57
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*calmly takes off glasses and places them in front shirt pocket*
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Jun 29, 2019 03:02
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*enters singing an aria from Mozart's Marriage of Figaro* *tips fedora*
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Jun 29, 2019 03:33
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*Clears throat* *Launches into the most awkward, whitest rendition of DMX's Bring Your Whole Crew possible. In full*
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Jun 29, 2019 03:36
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*takes off Denny's name-tag and carefully folds hairnet*
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Jun 29, 2019 03:42
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Doesn't look like much of a lover
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Jun 29, 2019 03:44
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*dips taped hands in bucket with sticky substance* *dips sticky taped hands in another bucket with mouse traps*
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Jun 29, 2019 04:05
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Has blue steel erection. Thinks about that guy in the red shorts at the local gym. Let's fight human being!
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Jun 29, 2019 04:06
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ELDERS GRANT ME STRENGTH *powers up*
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Jun 29, 2019 04:06
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Most people laugh at the Wham! tattoo I got on my knuckles in the 80s but you're about to hear some of their greatest hits!
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Jun 29, 2019 05:50
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When I say "break", I want a good clean break. In the event of a knockdown, you will be directed to go to a neutral corner. Are there any questions? I expect a good, clean fight! Protect yourself at all times! Touch gloves and come out at the bell
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numberoneposter posted:*shits pants* Ah the “making GBS threads mantis”. Your technique is refined but is no match for my pissy kitty style. 
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Jun 29, 2019 06:41
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*flails at nothing and then informs you that you wrack dissaprin*
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"How can you hit that which you cannot see?" *Runs into wall, mistimes jump, knocks self unconscious.*
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Jun 29, 2019 07:46
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numberoneposter posted:grease me up woman!!!! A true fighter is constantly greasy in preparation for any unforeseen conflict.
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Jun 29, 2019 10:13
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TheMostFrench posted:A true fighter is constantly greasy in preparation for any unforeseen conflict. Just lol if you don't constantly excrete an extremely slippery goo.
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Jun 29, 2019 10:18
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Starts hyperventilating and crying
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Jun 29, 2019 13:15
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*calls dad*
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Jun 29, 2019 13:26
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"You got the balls to step up? By which I mean pokeballs because this will be a pokemon battle."
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Jun 29, 2019 13:41
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Just you wait I'll give you a knuckle sandwich you'll never forget. White, rye or gluten free?
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Jun 29, 2019 13:44
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Pocket sand!!
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Jun 29, 2019 14:02
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*assumes thumb wrestling stance*
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Jun 29, 2019 14:14
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How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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Jun 30, 2019 00:31
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Your rear end is grass buddy, and I’m the lawnmower
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Jun 30, 2019 00:43
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"I'm going to get a bat out of my car, and beat your rear end to death, guy!" *Gets into car. Drives away so fast the tires squeal.*
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Buddy, we’re either gonna fight or suck each other’s dicks. Now I know which one I wanna do, but you let me know how you think this should go down. What’s that? You just wanna fight? You’re sure? Cause I’m ok with the dick sucking too. Oh. Well, ok. I mean, maybe you want to think about it for a minute first? I just don’t want you to end up making a choice that isn’t the right one for you, you know. You can always change your mind, just let me know.
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Jun 30, 2019 20:21
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*eats ten orders of egg sushi* *throws a chain at you* *picks up a garbage can and beats you over the head with it, knocking you over* *picks you up and swings you at your friend, knocking him over, too* *you jump out of my arms and I kick you in the legs on your way down, making you blink and drop a single bouncing coin* *returns to the market to buy more egg sushi*
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Jun 30, 2019 23:52
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*throws micron-thin razr phone at guys face* You may wanna call... The cops.
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I'm gonna take you to the bank. The blood bank. <takes out retainer, takes a hit of an inhaler>
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