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Nice. I hope we can finally let go of this elf on a shelf garbage and may soon see the traditional Christmas mummies in stores nationwide.
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I hope to finally participate this year hey just out of interest does microsoft songsmith work on win10?
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Nov 14, 2019 03:33
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I think I can make at least one more of these I just need a lil spark of inspiration. Is it polite to ask for ideas? Like I was gonna try "Santa's Now my Stepdad" to the tune of Yellow Rose of Texas but I'm not super into it.
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Nov 14, 2019 03:38
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I Saw Mommy Cucking Santa Claus
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Nov 14, 2019 05:42
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Stark Fist posted:I Saw Mommy Cucking Santa Claus It's been done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myd7CmYnso4
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Nov 14, 2019 05:47
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Like I was gonna try "Santa's Now my Stepdad" to the tune of Yellow Rose of Texas but I'm not super into it.
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Nov 14, 2019 06:29
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Siivola posted:"Yuletide for Donald" to the tune of Springtime. Also been done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFbLDHtukgw
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Nov 14, 2019 06:32
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gently caress!
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I'm not trying to discourage, because there's been hundreds of songs over the past decade and there have been repeated concepts (songs based on Cee-Lo Green's "gently caress You!" and the main theme from Mortal Kombat come to mind). That being said, there haven't been a bunch of songs about snowmen. Roll with that!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwbzxemJZIc sung by a bunch of elves
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just found thread, does it have mariah carrey on it?
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Nov 14, 2019 11:49
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Here it is lol this rules so hard
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Beer_Suitcase posted:I think I can make at least one more of these I just need a lil spark of inspiration. Is it polite to ask for ideas? its just a title but "christmas santorum" if you dont know what santorum is, search it on urbandictionary
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Here it is when you mentioned a mummy song I was betting you were planning on 'I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus' but this is way better I haven't had a submission since I made the Trump song for Album 7 (also as an intro to a game for a gamejam) which was real funny and then he won the election and it was no longer funny now I have a daughter and even less time but she'll be growing up with these christmas songs because they are way way better than the overplayed poo poo on the radio
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Oh, gently caress! I'm so down to sing again. PM me if I can help!
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Atoramos posted:when you mentioned a mummy song I was betting you were planning on 'I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus' but this is way better I thought it was going to be like "A Christmas Present for Daddy".
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I have a title "Support the Gig Economy this Christmas" set to "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" but I really only know of Uber/Lift/Doordash? but if someone needs a jumping off point there you go. And "Igor in a graveyard" to "Away in a Manger" has been plinking around my head so we will see what happens.
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Nov 15, 2019 20:27
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I recorded the parts of my first entry last weekend. I just need to put the audio clips all together. This thread is what I look forward to every Christmas! I'm happy to help out on others' projects as well.
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Beer_Suitcase posted:I have a title "Support the Gig Economy this Christmas" set to "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" but I really only know of Uber/Lift/Doordash? but if someone needs a jumping off point there you go. Would things like Fiverr count?
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fiverr, taskrabbit, postmates, grubhub, eat24, amazon, turo, airbnb also dead, defunct ones like Sidecar and Homejoy lyft is USA-only, there's a whole constellation of other local competitors for uber all over the globe
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2019 SUBMISSION hope u like psytrance bitches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3jVzXlRXjg https://www.dropbox.com/s/48ud392lyqkj7zn/Untitled%20project.wav?dl=0 I got a free musicmaker when i bought soundforge a few months back and i drag and drop made this it took longer to render the video than it took to make the song fyi
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Jolo posted:holy gently caress, hahahahahaha. This is incredible. It just gets better and better. I'm in awe at this thing. O Holy Mouthpiece from a few years back gets me every goddamn time in a similar fashion. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N5iR6hSK-kw Dodecalypse struggling so hard to hit the high note at the end makes me laugh like a loon no matter how many times I hear it.
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LadyPictureShow posted:O Holy Mouthpiece from a few years back gets me every goddamn time in a similar fashion. I've had to admit to my wife that despite how much I love her collection of submissions, this song is actually my favourite. It's stealthy, because it sounds legit, and then it's very much not. And not that I'm a prude, but it's extra nice to be able to play a track like this in front of anyone without being the least bit concerned about language. Plus literally everyone finds it funny. It's universally great, without any in-jokes or complicated humour. Best awful xmas track ever.
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Today I went to my old elementary school for their annual Christmas Bazaar. That got me in the holiday spirit. 2019 SUBMISSION The First Noel
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Philthy posted:2019 SUBMISSION  Haschel Cedricson posted:Today I went to my old elementary school for their annual Christmas Bazaar. That got me in the holiday spirit. Holy poo poo this took me a couple of verses but I got there before the chorus. Proud of myself.
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Nov 17, 2019 00:28
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Haschel Cedricson posted:Today I went to my old elementary school for their annual Christmas Bazaar. That got me in the holiday spirit. Haha, loved it!
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Nov 17, 2019 00:46
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I want to do an hour long Stoner Metal opus called “Gift Wrapper” Or a heart warming song, “A DDLG Christmas”
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Nov 17, 2019 01:47
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2019 Submission https://soundcloud.com/deathtongue/crazy-uncle-bobby Here you go, my first for this year. It's a bit of an old-timey radio play.
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Haschel Cedricson posted:Today I went to my old elementary school for their annual Christmas Bazaar. That got me in the holiday spirit. Holy poo poo. Brilliance.
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Okay, here's my first 2019 SUBMISSION. https://soundcloud.com/stanley-swanson-150846885/immortal-sir-christopher-lee-and-undead-sir-roger-moore-come-come-mr-bond-peace-on-earth I had 'come, come, Mr. Bond' with the music of Little Drummer Boy stuck in my head for months, and hopefully it's out of my system now. The lyrics can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_dAKu_cNS8 Paladinus fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Nov 17, 2019 |
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DeathTongue posted:2019 Submission The day Dracula stops showing up in goon songs (for no reason) is the day Christmas dies. I love this.
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Ataxerxes posted:Thanks a ton for the splendid work, Siivola! And here are the lyrics: I was a Santa's Elf I was living in a hole, making toys at the North Pole. We'd labour all year long producing many toys, for all the good girls and all the good boys. I had a stroke beneath the frozen polar sky, but the jingling didn't die. I was a reindeer, I was born to pull the sleight. And to groan beneath its weight. Flying presents into every single home, The Iranians thought were an US drone. And S-400 blew my rear end across the sand, and I did never land. I was a mall-Santa, paid to spread some Christmas cheer drinking lukewarm lager-beer. An alarm went off and folks started to run, from a loony with a big-rear end machine-gun. The mall-shooter filled my jolly rear end with lead. I was not pronounced dead. I ride upon the sleight, toiling through unending years. With my beard hiding my tears. Just a cog in this massive Yuletide show, doing a part in making Christmas business grow. Flying over seas and over sparkling snowns. Bringing YO-HO-HO's Bringing YO-HO-HO's HO-HO's HO-HO's HO-HO's....
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Ok, so I can't promise when but I'm going to be fixing up my Goon Awful Xmas site to not just include last year's album, as well as this year's, but ALSO to update the media player. The one that's there is fine, but I want there to be an option to have playlists, to shuffle them, and to be more mobile-friendly. No streaming site is going to allow our music on there due to copyright issues and/or size/length limitations, so my site (or a site like mine, I should say) is one of the few options we all have, and I don't want to disappoint any of you listeners and contributors. Anyway, someone who hasn't downloaded all of these albums should be able to go to my site, load up the playlist of every song uploaded, OR a specific album (not sure if I'll be able to offer truly customizable playlists, though I'm looking into it), and just either listen to them all in order, or hit 'shuffle' and go to town. I've added a bunch of your songs on Soundcloud and it's currently playing randomly while I do my work, and holy poo poo, I'm laughing my rear end off even at stuff I've heard many, many times before. I want to provide this to EVERYONE for EVERY ALBUM we've all made. Any recommendations for media players that are compatible with Wordpress? I don't mind spending maybe ~$15 on a pro plugin, but free is preferred. Let me know! Just a heads-up, this might all happen after the holidays this year, but maybe sooner.
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lol now do a Capitalist Jesus
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Professor Shark posted:lol now do a Capitalist Jesus Have you never read the parable of Supply-Side Jesus? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc-LJ_3VbUA
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Paladinus posted:Okay, here's my first 2019 SUBMISSION. Goddamn. Bumping for awesomeness.
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2019 SUBMISSION https://soundcloud.com/genghis-don/frosty-the-snowman I remember my hometown burger shack having an arcade cabinet based on Conan back in '93 or so and somehow that's just jumbled up in my earliest Christmas memories. Anyway, here's this thing that should not be.
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I’ve had Taco Bell Christmas stuck in my head for two days. I woke up humming it.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I’ve had Taco Bell Christmas stuck in my head for two days. I woke up humming it. Sounds like somebody needs a Christmas Lobotomy! Welp, there's my internal soundtrack for the week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol2bx5GcqMo
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Is it that time already? I'll get around to uploading 2018's album to my Youtube account. I was dealing with a move when it was uploaded. Did we ever decide on a cover for it? There isn't one in the zip file or on any of the tracks.
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