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merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

WHAT IS A DRACULA

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JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

my favorite second life thing was that logansryche guy from the bitcoin thread who ran a bitcoin business where he took care of your secondlife virtual animals for bitcoin

50% to him 50% to improviing his service and 50% to something else

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merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

http://town-of-salem.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire

???

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:46

George Kansas: Sep 1, 2008; preface all my posts with this

Puntification posted:

Be the jokephase you want to see ##vote bk

Whoa this is a lovely rear end real vote

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:46

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

he bites you at night, and then you have to ttalk in spoilers or you die from sun exposure

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:46

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

imgay posted:

Oh yeah last role is something unique i came up with, its a 3p reserve jester thats role is to not get lynched and live to the end of the game.

hahahahahahaha

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:47

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

the last role is something super unique i came up with that no one has ever heard of: you win when all threats to the town are eliminated in this unique roll

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:48

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

i call it the reserve scum

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:48

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

ok the night kill in this game has been changed

instead of killing someone, the mod posts in the thread which player tried to kill which player at night

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:49

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

i call it the reserve night kill

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:49

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

innovation in mafia, we are witnessing history folks, the snailbiter will be the goto mafia setup for all mafia games moving forward

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:51

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ex. vampire pm

Deez nutz

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:51

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

you bite dudes at night make them have to talk in spoilers or they blow up. u also want to kill other dracula to be best dracula. u win when everyone vampires and you only alpha vampire

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:52

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

Ok, looking over the joke phase posts, I have a very strong gut read that Puntification is scum: ##vote Puntification

Puntification posted:

I'm going to bed immediately after this but in on the ground floor.

In this pre-game post, we can see Puntification already making excuses for why he is not going to be able to post when the game starts. This is scummy because we want players to make a great effort on d1 to hunt, find, and eliminate scum and dracula. Without Puntification's presence in the thread, he can sit idly by while the town lynches anyone who isn't him. Big tell with this post.

Puntification posted:

I am the king of the snails bow down mortals

Here Puntification is buddying up to the flavor to try to gain cred with the mod and other players. I bet that he also PM'd a forum moderator to let them know that he really liked their last probation and felt it was well within the spirit of the Something Awful Forum Rules.

Puntification posted:

sweet

But this post is the killer.

Semper Fi

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:54

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

##vote Puntification

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:54

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

Does evil exist?

The university professor challenged his students with this question. Did God create everything that exists? A student bravely replied, "Yes, he did!"

"God created everything? The professor asked.

"Yes sir", the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are then God is evil". The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question professor?"

"Of course", replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

The young man's name � Albert Einstein.

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:55

Gamerofthegame: Oct 28, 2010; Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

merk posted:

Ok, looking over the joke phase posts, I have a very strong gut read that Puntification is scum: ##vote Puntification

In this pre-game post, we can see Puntification already making excuses for why he is not going to be able to post when the game starts. This is scummy because we want players to make a great effort on d1 to hunt, find, and eliminate scum and dracula. Without Puntification's presence in the thread, he can sit idly by while the town lynches anyone who isn't him. Big tell with this post.

Here Puntification is buddying up to the flavor to try to gain cred with the mod and other players. I bet that he also PM'd a forum moderator to let them know that he really liked their last probation and felt it was well within the spirit of the Something Awful Forum Rules.

But this post is the killer.

Semper Fi

actually, i'm scum

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:56

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

##vote Tremendous Taste

ok.

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:57

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

imgay posted:

you bite dudes at night make them have to talk in spoilers or they blow up. u also want to kill other dracula to be best dracula. u win when everyone vampires and you only alpha vampire

how did JakeP know this

# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:58