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Whenever Trump travels and someone has to scoop up his poo poo so spies can't steal it and sell it on Ebay or whatever, that's a constitutional crisis- squeezing it all out
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https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1307291325318991875 my rear end is ready to receive the soup
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Sep 20, 2020 00:56
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LordSloth posted:"Fill that seat." 
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Pick posted:there was absolutely zero evidence except twitter buzz I got a picture of Lindsays taint
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https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1306596807988908032
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this man is third in the presidential line of succession by the way
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1307291325318991875 What can a man do to you? Well, I can start compiling a list of things men could actually do to you, Marco, if you need the assistance with that brain-buster of a question.
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Outrail posted:What if I looking for bird him name is pidgin dead bird
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1307383032668618753 what! https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/10/26/cruz-says-theres-precedent-for-keeping-ninth-supreme-court-seat-empty/ quote:Cruz says there’s precedent for keeping ninth Supreme Court seat empty quote:LOVELAND, Colo. — Speaking to reporters after a campaign rally for a Republican U.S. Senate candidate here, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) said that there was “precedent” for a Supreme Court with fewer than nine justices — appearing to suggest that the blockade on nominee Merrick Garland could last past the election.
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 Get a load of this guy who saw a Christmas tree and poo poo and had to get the hell outta there because of the poo poo. Wide load, coming through
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Sep 20, 2020 01:05
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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1307468874300837890?s=20
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I'm watching the rally after the fact... and this man-thing is calling his rallies "protests against stupidity"
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LordSloth posted:I'm watching the rally after the fact... I thought he was calling it Protests Involving Smart Supporters?
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When you consider how much Trump is likely projecting this paints an ugly ugly ugly horrifying mental image of what he must do.
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The audience watches in awe as Presidential Candidate Joe Biden lowers his trousers, lies on his back before God and country while raising his soft, hairy legs into the air and butt chugs an inordinate quantity of drugs straight into his colon. It was clear to everyone who the winner of the 2020 Election was going to be. Trump sniffed. It was all he had brought to the table...
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Sep 20, 2020 01:13
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You just know Trump is getting has rear end blasted with drugs every loving day.
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Sep 20, 2020 01:18
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you can get president-inducing drugs through the power of your rear end?!
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Sep 20, 2020 01:19
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https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1307468144726900739
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Sep 20, 2020 01:23
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I've never been so excited to vote in my life
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Yeah I'm sure Donald Trump would avoid attention at any point in his life yeah sure
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https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1306874861541888000 chuck getting good with his comedy routine
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"White Racism Matters" huh
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Here's my Trump's in top form, my brain is dribbling out of my ears. I'm afraid there may be permanent damage. hazardous lol storage posted:This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! https://www.c-span.org/video/?475837-1/president-trump-announce-nominee-supreme-court-next-week&live&vod LordSloth fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Sep 20, 2020 |
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lol trump brings back a classic. talking about steam vs electric catapults on aircraft carriers. now talking about magnetics.
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lmao also, this Pick posted:I've never been so excited to vote in my life
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Pick posted:this man is third in the presidential line of succession by the way It's terrifying, isn't it? I have ovaries, I'm not quite white, this poo poo isn't a joke.
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trem_two posted:I got yelled at by people at work this week because I suggested that NPR fluffs up Trump too much and reports everything the right says as fact/normal. And now... This is so suburban white of me but I used to listen to npr but just had to stop because it was so down the middle it was hurting my brain. Donald trump wanted to do a black people versus white people season of the apprentice.
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Comedy option, but isn't Trump sister a juddgr? He just said he wants it to be a woman, I bet he recommends her
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Strong Sauce posted:now talking about magnetics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O642GQPEK2E
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Pick posted:Comedy option, but isn't Trump sister a juddgr? He just said he wants it to be a woman, I bet he recommends her
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Sep 20, 2020 01:50
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Supreme Court Justice Jeanine Pirro, coming up!
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nooneofconsequence posted:she literally had to quit to kill the fraud investigations into their family inheritance time to bring her back then!!
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Pick posted:Comedy option, but isn't Trump sister a juddgr? He just said he wants it to be a woman, I bet he recommends her Super comedy option that trump pulls off a mrs doubtfire inspired shenanigan where he dressed up as her nad nominates himself.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1307383032668618753 Yo Ted. Get hosed
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1307383032668618753 lol 2016
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1306874861541888000 Hey Charlie. Get hosed
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Our president is a master of metaphors. How does he explain 5000 square miles? By telling you to imagine one square mile, and then multiply it by 5000. For real.
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