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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Viewer's Vista, I will be having an interview with Kontour shortly.



Houseguests, in five minutes time, we will begin our next Head of Household competition.

Just as a reminder, until the HOH Comp has concluded, there is to be no Out Of Thread communication.

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Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Goodbye Kontour. I didn't know you at all. Congrats crazy guy.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
Head of Househoollldddd made it in time!

Kontour
May 21, 2008

Miracle Blade Baby!
Bye bye guys. Have fun.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)
I will save any emotional outbursts until after the HoH competition.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Kontour posted:

Bye bye guys. Have fun.

Best wishes to you Kontour.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006



Once again, the power, is up for grabs. This Head of Household competition is Majority Rules.

In this contest, I will in the thread ask a question with an A or B option. Your goal is to PM me with the subject line simply reading either A or B. However, you aren't answering your own opinion, but how you think the majority of the players will answer. Players who answer in the minority are eliminated from the competition. Remember, you are PMing your answers, and writing only either A or B in the subject line.


Any questions?

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

I hear and obey.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

John Cena posted:

Any questions?

What the hell is that on your face, Chenbot?

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
This one sounds really fun. I'm excited.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Asiina posted:

What the hell is that on your face, Chenbot?

I thought it was an Ann-Droid but I don't think her name is Ann...

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)
I am ready to rock and roll.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

We will get started then.


Question one: The thing I dreaded the most coming out of the previous eviction was
(a)Having to endure another week of Meinberg's inane ramblings
(b)Dealing with Kontour being stuck on the block for a third consecutive week

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

There will be a five minute time limit to answer questions.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Well done Meinberg, good show

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Toadsmash, XyloJW, jng2058, and mr.capps failed to respond in the time limit. Everyone else answered A. They're still in the game.


Question 2:
In general, I feel my Housemates are
(a)trustworthy people i have enjoyed getting to know
(b)irritating people i wish i wasn't stuck with

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Wow guys, way to give it your all.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Everyone once again has answered A.


The best House-Mom so far has been
(b)Asiina
(a)jng

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
I hope everyone does feel like we're all cool people generally and not just answering that way.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Everyone except for Dr.Hurt and Asiina has answered with A. Obviously jng is the better house-mom here. Try some modesty next time asiina, it could help.


Those two are eliminated.


NEXT QUESTION

Who pulled the disappearing act better?
(a)Firewarks, a mystical wall phasing spirit
(b)Kontour, the inconvenient phantom Dracula

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

John Cena posted:

Try some modesty next time asiina, it could help.

GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED, MISTER!

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Once again, everybody has answered A.


The player with the worst username is clearly
(a)XyloJW
(b)jng2058

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Veskit, Meinberg, and Rarity all answered B. JakeP, you're eliminated here.



Next question

I would rather be friends with
(a)Shrek
(b)QWOP-Man

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Meinberg and Rarity both answered A, veskit, you're on the bench,



This last question will work a little different. You are going to try and guess how the majority of the MODS have answered the question.

I'm being forced to marry an Awful Host, I decide to choose
(a)The cold, cyborgian unbeating heart of Chen-Bot
(b)The poorly rendered, pixel powered arms of Gif Probst

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Both of you have answered B. If this one is a tie again, we go to the tiebreaker.


Same rules for the previous question apply here.


(a)
(b)

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Asiina posted:

Wow guys, way to give it your all.

i had mandatory dorm meeting because some dumbass keeps putting food in the sinks here

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Stop putting food in the sinks then.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

mr.capps posted:

i had mandatory dorm meeting because some dumbass keeps putting food in the sinks here

That's not where food goes?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Food goes in mouths. Is your sink a mouth? I don't think so.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
lol when I went from a place with a garbage disposal to a place without one I learned that lesson the hard way

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
like these are the bathroom sinks too, they are just using them to fill up their noodle bags or something retarded and then they spill noodles all over the sinks and its disgusting

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Both of you have answered A, we go to our tiebreaker question. You will have ONE MINUTE to answer it.



What is the total distance in meters traveled by all players in QWOP? Only one minute to answer, closest answer without going over wins Head of Household.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
start washing your balls in their noodle sink

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

You should set up cameras in the bathroom and then spring traps on people when they shove their filth down the sinks. Or just stay in the stall at all times and jump out and drag them to the RAs when you catch them in the act.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
last year someone took a poo poo right outside of the showers so this isn't the worst sin committed by this floor

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
I'm pretty glad I never lived in the dorms.


Depressed I was close close to being in the top 2 though :smith:

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

mr.capps posted:

last year someone took a poo poo right outside of the showers so this isn't the worst sin committed by this floor

my uni had a serial shitter, that took ninja dumps all over campus

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Meinberg has answered 130 total meters.

Rarity has answered 140 total meters.


The actual distance traveled was 155 meters, congratulations RARITY, you are our new Head of Household!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Veskit posted:

I'm pretty glad I never lived in the dorms.


Depressed I was close close to being in the top 2 though :smith:

Get owned! Even knowing it would eliminate me from the competition, I would answer the same way again.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
JOLLY GOOD SHOW OL CHAP

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