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Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Getting paid to jack off horses... the american dream

Mike Pence, is that you?

The Anime Liker posted:

Yeah if I just had gently caress-off money I'd have a weed farm and tiny goats.

Not for sale, though. The tiny goats are my friends.

Let them eat the weed and they'll be your best friends forever.

# ? Jul 17, 2022 06:21

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# ? Jun 21, 2024 21:28

Bug Squash: Mar 18, 2009

The Anime Liker posted:

You should see the horse farms in western Maryland.

They're all dressed like ranch hands and give the impression that they're working class schmucks, and then you pan the camera slightly left and it's the gaudiest castle you've ever seen and it turns out they breed Kentucky Derby horses and Budweiser Clydesdales and Arabian horses at like $12M each.

You're not going to ranch in your Armani suit even if you are richer than God. Those working leathers are going to be very good quality though.

# ? Jul 17, 2022 08:07

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Bug Squash posted:

You're not going to ranch in your Armani suit even if you are richer than God. Those working leathers are going to be very good quality though.

Why not? Basquiat used to paint in his Armani suits. Armani himself loved it because he wanted to make clothes to be lived in.

(I'd be out raising snails for my remote snail -based bistro in some highly outlandish gold Dolce & Gabbana thing if you want me.)

# ? Jul 17, 2022 08:41

Haschel Cedricson: Jan 4, 2006; Brinkmanship

Milo and POTUS posted:

Getting paid to jack off horses... the american dream

Just use a stegosaurus. :nws:

# ? Jul 17, 2022 09:34

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

The Anime Liker posted:

Yeah if I just had gently caress-off money

Cartoon Man posted:

# ? Jul 17, 2022 09:46

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Cartoon Man posted:

# ? Jul 17, 2022 12:58

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

https://twitter.com/JasonStrummer/status/1548071157231849481

# ? Jul 17, 2022 13:12

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/JasonStrummer/status/1548071157231849481

For once I believe he is telling the truth.

When he says that he knows from experience that women barely tolerate sex, I believe him.

# ? Jul 17, 2022 13:43

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Jos mulle annettaisiin ase, ruumiita tulisi ihan lähijunassakin, you see.

BiggerBoat posted:

For once I believe he is telling the truth.

When he says that he knows from experience that women barely tolerate sex, I believe him.

Have you ever noticed that women never voluntarily smile to men, even when they were laughing as you enter the room they immediately get super dense, glance at you and then turn away? And if you enter an elevator after a lady they jump out. What's up with that? _?? :saddumb:

^??

# ? Jul 17, 2022 14:01

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

loving females, how do they work?

We normal people may never know

# ? Jul 17, 2022 14:33

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

It's not real. They're morons but they're not that completely without self awareness.

# ? Jul 17, 2022 14:43

Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

The Anime Liker posted:

You should see the horse farms in western Maryland.

They're all dressed like ranch hands and give the impression that they're working class schmucks, and then you pan the camera slightly left and it's the gaudiest castle you've ever seen and it turns out they breed Kentucky Derby horses and Budweiser Clydesdales and Arabian horses at like $12M each.

Mention the slightest luxury expense to them, they'll sigh and say "must be nice"

# ? Jul 17, 2022 14:46

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

Regy Rusty posted:

It's not real. They're morons but they're not that completely without self awareness.

[gestures vaguely to the ben shapiro wet rear end p-word rant]

# ? Jul 17, 2022 14:56

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/JasonStrummer/status/1548071157231849481

I mean, it's obviously fake. The screenshot, not his general thinking.

# ? Jul 17, 2022 15:04

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

if I ever have my own farm, I want to raise those ducks with the haircuts

you know the ones

# ? Jul 17, 2022 17:43

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Cartoon Man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C06jAb-e_iU

It needed to be said.

# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:12

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Philippe posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C06jAb-e_iU

It needed to be said.

Scissor me, Daddy rear end.

# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:28

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Philippe posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C06jAb-e_iU

It needed to be said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyyNC2_BWi8

# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:45

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1548717376048435201

# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:15

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

The Anime Liker posted:

Rich people trading in exotic animals.

That's a fake Twitter account and the actual TikToker seems pretty pissed about it

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRr6tfQL/

# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:46

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

That's a fake Twitter account and the actual TikToker seems pretty pissed about it

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRr6tfQL/

The twitter account may be fake, but the bio is from what I assume is their real instagram account.

https://www.instagram.com/knucklebumpfarms/

# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:57

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Paladinus posted:

The twitter account may be fake, but the bio is from what I assume is their real instagram account.

https://www.instagram.com/knucklebumpfarms/

Ah well, nevertheless

# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:59

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Jordan Peterson: "I know from experience that cities and towns are all nearly vacant. You disembark from your ship, your rats run off, and soon the entire town is empty yet their graveyards are full. We all know this is how life is in a city like Wismar, and that our unlife is inherently lonely."

# ? Jul 17, 2022 20:05

BooDooBoo: Jul 14, 2005; That makes no sense to me at all.

https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

Large Testicles posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyyNC2_BWi8

I love how Billy's gimmick now is "Dad who laughs at his sons while being proud of how good they are at wrestling".

# ? Jul 17, 2022 23:01

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Large Testicles posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyyNC2_BWi8

I don't particularly enjoy the wrestling bit of wrestling, but I do like a good gimmick.

God bless Danhausen.

Blesshausen.

# ? Jul 18, 2022 00:16

for fucks sake: Jan 23, 2016

Paladinus posted:

I mean, it's obviously fake. The screenshot, not his general thinking.

Listen here bud, it may be factually false but it is emotionally true.

# ? Jul 18, 2022 12:45

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Jul 18, 2022 18:03

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Someone really wanted it doggy style.

# ? Jul 18, 2022 18:08

null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

`Nemesis posted:

Is.. is that RDJ photo bombing someone?

Edit: Jesus Christ, I missed the dog in the corner :ughh:

null_pointer has a new favorite as of 19:46 on Jul 18, 2022

# ? Jul 18, 2022 19:11

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

null_pointer posted:

Is.. is that RDJ photo bombing someone?

It's his house and family so... probably.

# ? Jul 18, 2022 19:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?